Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! !
 

Competition! MMS software from Mansion Productions - Price worth $3,995 ! ! ! (Lensman approved)

This is a very stupid competition with a very serious price!

MMS - Member Management System from the creators of MPA2!

To win you will have to be the one person/company that says the best, sexiest, loveliest thing about one of the following:

1. Mansion Productions

2. Any of our products:
MMS , MPA2 , HostMansion , MoneyMansion , DesignMansion , or maybe ContentMansion .

3. Oystein

4. Garry

You say the best thing, you win the price!!!

Competition is officially over in exactly 3 days from start.

PS. I am judge and executioner (no matter what Garry will try to say, so a hint is to praise me more than anything....)

Have at it and may the smartest GFY'er win!

:thumbsup and of course, in the spirit of GFY :321GFY

Oystein has the most adorable daughter
and and all his products kick fucking ass

dude let me know when
I win

when you guys decide to respond to emails let us know

Oystein is to paintball as The Terminator is to killing everyone. :)

MPA2 is the sexiest affiliate software on the planet. I want to lay down in a feather bed with it, surrounded by the soft, golden glow of candle light and make sweet love to it all night long. I want to shower MPA2 with kisses so tender and so gentle that MPA2 will think it's being kissed by the ruby red lips of God's very own angels. I want to marry MPA2 and have it's children and live together in peace and harmony for the rest of our natural lives and for all eternity. MPA2 is the unequivocal, undeniable, unmistakable leader in affiliate software and I promise to love, honor and cherish it for as long as we both shall live. I do.

:)

MPA is the best investment I have made in the progression of the NScash program. My overhead has increased over 63% since launch. Your a tool if your shopping for a affiliate back-end and not checking out MPA first.

Oystein has pretty hair and if I was gay... I would poke him in the pooper. TWICE! :thumbsup

(if Garry would EVER leave his house I would sleep with him too) :winkwink:

Tanker... not bad, not bad :thumbsup

EscortBiz - Auch! Just did a search for you in my mail database and came up empty handed. Please forward me the mail and I will take care of you. PS. You are not on the winning list so far :winkwink:

PornDollar - Jason - YOU KNOW IT! :thumbsup

tootie - A clear leader at this point! Damn! I am blushing! :thumbsup

Keep them coming! And hey, I forgot to mention our CSS (Content Sales System)

and be sure to check out the DEMO FOR MMS - It is voice activated with datavoice and in my mind the coolest demo ever made*)

*in the adult industry

Wow how hoo! Good one!!!

:thumbsup

Oystien is one of my best friends and most honest trustworthy men I know!!!!
If it wasnt for him I wouldnt be who I am today in this buisness!!!
Thank you Oy!!! Myseld my Feonce My kids!!! We owe you the WORLD!!!

Oystein is hung like a elephant

Wiseman - I love you too, but you need to start spelling my name correct before I kidnap your kids and feed them to my ferrets!
Otherwise that was a pretty good one! :) (PS. I dont have any ferrets...)

juicylinks - How the heck did you find that out??? :Graucho

PS. Going to lunch and cant wait to come back for more! Keep them coming.

HAHAH
I am dislexic!!!

first you made my nipples hard....then a single tear rolled down my face.

that was beautiful..

You should have saved that for the last few minutes of the contest so you could snipe it like those ebay bidders. Now you set the pole and they'll try to outdo you. :1orglaugh

MMS 2 - a product that works and flows like honey on a warm day, never stopping, always working, faithful and ever there for you, like a wife that still likes to swallow...

www.adultlabel.com had MMS installed last night and would recommend it to anyone.

I would have to say after using a-conman and playing around with the other CMS scripts MMS is far superior to any I have seen before.

Just one problem and that is with the video capture for video thumbnail previews but that is it. It is easily worth the price tag.

MMS looked fucking awesome from the demo.

give me the script for free. pls, thanks


contest over!

Hehe, don't worry. I've got another one in the works that I'll post right before the end. Hope I don't miss it!

I say DAY-UM MMS looks killer!

looks a little bit better than ok

did i win? :glugglug

http://www.mansionproductions.com/mms/demo/

mmm, its a sexy voice. It makes it even more interesting going through this best virtual demo of a software I have ever seen. Only sexier thing I can think of would be owning a license of this masterpiece.

Mansion Products - Its da big house for you adult guys.
We're there already - Yo wanna come to?

PenetratinP - I totally concur with you there!

codymc12 - Pretty nice, almost so nice that it turned gay. (nothing wrong with that of course) But you pulled back nicely with the "like a wife that still likes to swallow..." at the end. :)

Krome - Thanks bud! I would love to get more comments once you have used it for a while too. :)

ztik - Thanks. We think so too. Not so sure if you are the winner yet though...

tootie - Still up there!

Trax - Just wait until you have tried it. "a little bit" will then turn into "fucking awesome" :2 cents: You dont look too good for the price right yet... no.

Lane - Thanks!

HarlotCash Dyker - Yo yo yo! :winkwink:

Who doesn't want this poison?. I look at the moon - the sun, haven't we all been there?. Never you with posion?..then you must meet Oystein.

Oystein is like love poison.

:)

Oystein is my new best friend :mad: :feels-hot

When forty winters shall beseige thy brow,
And dig deep trenches in thy beauty's field,
Thy youth's proud livery, so gazed on now,
Will be a tatter'd weed, of small worth held:
Then being ask'd where all thy beauty lies,
Where all the treasure of thy MMS,
To say, within thine own deep-sunken eyes,
Were an all-eating shame and thriftless praise.
How much more praise deserved thy beauty's use,
If thou couldst answer 'This fair Oystein of mine
Shall sum my count and make my old excuse,'
Proving his beauty by succession thine!
This were to be new made when thou art old,
And see thy blood warm when thou feel'st it cold.

Are you going to add the vid capping facility soon as we have thousands of videos and I cant be bothered to do them but seems like I will have to if you arent.

"Quote
PS. I am judge and executioner (no matter what Garry will try to say, so a hint is to praise me more than anything....)"

May I just remind EVERYONE who is the President of this company and also who have the last word !!!!

Now everyone, who is the best looking guy in this company :Graucho

I have already bought the program but i got to say that working with Oystein and Garry. That they handle there business any problems info anything that you need there always there to help. Also the program kicks ass.You 2 deserve an award. Also drinks on me at the vegas show :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

I have no idea what MMS software is
but i'm reading up on it now.

hahaha and that should come from you :BangBang:

So now Mansion just needs to make a solution for Complate Ad Campaign Management. - Hint hint.
The "CACMS" Maybe?

Ya heard the suggestion here first.:drinkup

Saying:

http://www.adultwebmastery.com/mansion.jpg

Ok here it goes.....

Oystein you are a man amongst men...not only are you a brav man but also a handsome man. Your teeth shine so brilliantly that they block out the suns own glow.

Mansion productions is the most incredible company ever to have exisited in and out of the adult plane. just to be in the same company as Mansion is an honor. If only I could have had the forsight to be a Mansion disciple I would have been lucky.

....Ok my lips are chapped from all that ass kissing.

Gimmie my copy! :1orglaugh

Seriously! I was looking for a program exactly like this some time ago. I gave up as most of them lacked the features I needed or were extremely unorganized. This script seams to have everything I need; it would help my business out 110% :)

maxjohan - I hope you meant potion, and not poison!

Krome - Not immediately - "First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin"

- Jesus Christ - - Niiiice! Sheakspeare?

garry - "no matter what Garry will try to say" :Graucho

wargames - Whoohooo! Tequila!!!!

AlienQ - Sushi on me in Vegas for sure! And great idea... BUT, look for Dollars.com - Rick Latona has a great one coming out soon)

Sexentertain_mike - Coming from you that makes me want to cry! :waaaaahh In a good way! Hehehe

ztik - Go here to fulfill your needs buddy: http://www.mansionproductions.com/mms/order.html :thumbsup

budget = :(

Thanks! :thumbsup

Garry and Oy

All I can say is MMS is the most awesome content management program I have ever seen.

And since I already have MMS I guess I can finally post the pictures of you from the south american titty bar in Forida Garry.

Do I win now??

DID I WIN?

MPA2 is the greatest affiliate software on all times
the GOAT greatest of all times :thumbsup

Hey Garry is this your MMS coming out party? If so, I want my free copy of MMS. No party complete without free samples.

Bambi911xx - Funny stuff -

http://photo.starblvd.net/~bambi/1-5-4.jpg

ztik - If you say something really really nice you might win! :winkwink:

Jokke - Mmmmm... ok then.

pixhell - True brother man, true!

Rick Latona - Your welcome. And you know I never lie :)

BigPinPin - For you, only $9,999! Special price for you (said in an Arabic accent... (no pun intended Arab fellow men))

RandyAMC - As our allies in the development of MMS I must say that not only will we give you that copy of MMS, but will throw in 10 lapdances in Vegas! All on Garrys credit card! :thumbsup

THE WISEMAN - Not yet! You need to spell my name correctly first!

Thrawn$ - I am slow today. Please explain...

JohnAMC - Trust me John - You will have free samples all the way to the tittybar in Vegas. Garry will bring the camera and the other free samples too...!

Oystein is an AWESOME golfer and is better then me!

Poppy - Sorry bro, but I already know that. So that is no winner :winkwink:

Done Deal. booze too? if so, everyone's invited!

Randy, to get you drunk doesnt really take much. I will bring an extra $50 and I have enough to buy you booze the whole week ! :Graucho

And to everyone, thanks for all the great words... Keep'em comming !!!

And I love you all too !!! :thumbsup

id hit MPA2, two times :)