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MandyD 12-18-2003 06:46 PM

MMS looks like one of the best designed content management systems available to adult webmasters today. From my past experiences with Oystein and the team, I'm certain it will be the best choice of program to run any members area.


*suck**grovel* :winkwink:

Stud Money 12-18-2003 06:53 PM

You guys do realize what MMS in internet terms actually means right?

JDog 12-18-2003 06:55 PM

Mansion productions have such great programmers, their always on top of things and the software itself is beautiful! It has made everything much easier with having a affiliate program and it has brought in bigger numbers!

Oystein and Garry are both great guys and know what their doing, but I can't leave out the programmers that made it all happen! Garry, keep doing what you're doing and crank out more automated software like MPA and MMS!


jDoG

OY 12-18-2003 07:17 PM

I am surprised how this competition only draws 100+ posts with a price worth $3,995 when a competition where you can win a $200 XBox draws over 11.000 posts!

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! (maybe they freak out when they have to say something good about us... hehehe)

:Hollering

NBDesign 12-18-2003 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
I am surprised how this competition only draws 100+ posts with a price worth $3,995 when a competition where you can win a $200 XBox draws over 11.000 posts!

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! (maybe they freak out when they have to say something good about us... hehehe)

:Hollering

I still think I should win... after all... mine was in the truest form of GFY spirit... :winkwink:

I now know where you are staying in Vegas... room 666, on the 6th floor... ok... my prize better be there... or else!!! :1orglaugh

MandyD 12-18-2003 07:20 PM

I was actually checking out MMS yesterday for my own personal sites - unfortunately I'm not in the position to pay the $3995 - how could I not enter!!!!

Benasty 12-18-2003 07:59 PM

On a serious note aside from my Saddam post I applaud Mansion Productions for delivering innovated and unique products to the industry.

You can clearly see that any product that Mansion Productions cultivates are professionally developed, well thought out and carefully planned to suite every webmaster in this ongrowing adult industry. For example when MPA2 was released i was very impressed about the new cascading billing feature which would increase anyones monthly profits by at least 30%. Manison Productions developed this software with everyone in mind including the little guys; with the highly advanced new technology they brought to the table they could of easily made this software for just the big boys. Instead of charging an arm and leg they've made MPA2 affordable for anyone, whether your just starting out with your own paysite or already running a massive affiliate program.

You can assure that when you purchase their products you'll have the newest technology and features to maximize your profits.

I don't post a lot on the gfy but enjoy reading and catching up on the lastest news. I see praises towards MPA2 and Mansion productions all the time, i have no doubt in my mind that this company is one step ahead of others.

Just when you thought Manison Productions were finished they developed and came out with a new piece of software MMS. With the auto update feature implentend, how can you not give these guys two thumbs up :thumbsup :thumbsup MMS might cost $3995 but with just the auto update feature it's well worth the price. We all know that webmasters spend many hours on the computer sucking up radation, but with MMS you can free up a lot of time to tend to more important issues for ex. with your family, friends and loved ones. You simply can't put a price on that.

Well that about sums it up, great job guys, i'll look foward to see what else ya'll bring to the table. O yeah, if i win, i'll suck your right toe Oystein... don't ask me why, i just have a foot fetish.

Bambi911xx 12-18-2003 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
I am surprised how this competition only draws 100+ posts with a price worth $3,995 when a competition where you can win a $200 XBox draws over 11.000 posts!

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! (maybe they freak out when they have to say something good about us... hehehe)

:Hollering

Xbox contests where? where? I already have one, Lord of the RIngs King returned rocked!

But I know a few people who want one I could try to win it for !



:angel

J-D 12-18-2003 08:11 PM

MANSIONPRODUCTIONS we see
the products neat
the people great to meet
please get this product for me
all with class and a style
why dont you try MPA2 for a while
inceased dollars will will get
you can afford to buy the penthouse pet
finding updating pay sites to slow
why dont you give MMS a go
with the HOSTMANSION prod
we will give a nod
host with the most
10% off all mansion products they boast
now for more money
MONEYMANSION a sign up success
try this one and bugger the rest
and as a refferal bonus that's great
you'll get 10% bonus for reffering a mate
with FPA's and banners galore
MONEYMANSION you couldnt ask for more
now for design of paysite
these guys work well into the night
with design so clean
this DESIGNMANSION site needs to be seen
well now we have the software so mean
and the design so clean
content we need to find
CONTENTMANSION comes to mind
with all these products in one place
we are sure to be ahead of the race
with support so cool
and products that leap
with MANSIONPRODUCTIONS we will soon be at the top of the HEAP

Brujah 12-18-2003 08:23 PM

Thug style

At Mansion, We Hit Em Up

Intro:
I ain't got no motherfuckin friends
That's why I'm gonna fuck yo' bitch, you lame motherfucker
(take money) West side!!
Content Management killers
(take money) You know the realest
(take money) We bring it to you
(take money)

Verse One: Tupac

First off, fuck your script and the shit you claim
Mansion Membership Scripts when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your life
We bust on shit scripters fucked for life
Plus Webware tryin ta see me weak hearts I rip
Content God and Conman some mark ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin for ya jewels
steady gunnin, keep on bustin at the fools, you know the rules
Dravyk, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
cut your old ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased
TrueNick, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off tha street, so fuck peace
I let them niggas know it's on for life
So with Mansion we ride tonight hahahah
DirtyGloves murdered on wax, and killed
Fuck wit' me and get ya caps peeled, you know ... see ...

Chorus:

Grab ya cocks, when you see Oystein
Call the bank, when you see Oystein, uhh
Who tried me, but ya punks didn't finish
Now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace
NIGGA, I hit em' up...

cold_ice 12-18-2003 08:31 PM

When I won the 2million post contest MPA2 was one of the items I truly wanted so I made sure I put it up pretty high on my list. After I found out that I did not when this prize and that it went to tipsy instead I was heart broken. I laided in bed for days on end trying to get over the loss with very little success. Then just when I thought my heart and mind had mended and I could continue to go on with my life, Tipsy goes and gives the prize up on Ebay. Rage took over me, was I being tortured, was Tipsy mocking me or was I just plain crazy over a kick ass program that got away from me. After a month of seeing my shrink I can finally say I'm getting over my terrible loss. Although, I may never be over it completely-- And who could get over lossing such a great prize that could make me and my future program turly elite-- maybe one day I will get the chance again. Now I have a chance to win another great product from the creators of MPA2, will this contest take me down that pityful road again or will I prevail and win this time:helpme

With a program that can do all this and leave me more time to dwell on the los of MPA2, what is a poor webmaster to do but only hope and wish.:thumbsup

MMS automatically builds the thumbnails, creates galleries using various templates, and updates the site's pages. The complete help system guided step-by-step tutorials, and live support, will make you a professional right away.

Easy to use interface to control all of your sites from a central admin panel!

Re-use content throughout the site(s) - if you have run out of new content, you still have chance to make your "updates" - take some of the old sets and make them appear as new. Most of your members will never notice!

Custom-set sort order for the galleries in your sites - by date added, by popularity, by name.

Lots of extra interactive features -
Your members will love it (and stay there for long time):

:: News/Events system.
:: "What's new" / "What's next" sections in your site - with thumbs, titles and descriptions.
:: "Most visited links" - your site's TOP 10.
:: Automated Feedback page.
:: FAQ support.
:: No limits on supported content types.
:: Manage all of your leased content.

Fully dynamic or auto-generated static pages for your sites - it's your choice.
And the great support of all those lovely folks at http://www.mansionproductions.com/

A little long but hey it might pay off.:glugglug

Rictor 12-18-2003 08:35 PM

MMS is so sexy I jizzed in my pants when I read the feature list.

- AFN - 12-18-2003 08:45 PM

1.
Mansion products make the absolute best software in the online adult business. every webmaster would love to own a copy of thier elusive Software.

2.
MPA2 Is a great resource for Webmasters it saves time and most of all it makes money guaranteed. the absolute best software out there for the Adult webmaster..

3. Oystein Is a very sexy man. I want to rub myself all over him while I think dirty thoughts :Graucho

4. Garry is an amazing guy fast friendly and efficient you cannot go wrong with this guy he will do his best to make your life easier and and more efficient.

:: Well There is my Entry Figured what the hell worth a shot :) ::

tootie 12-18-2003 09:02 PM

There once was girl named tootie,
Some people said she was a cutie,
But tootie she thought,
That her looks were for naught,
Because MPA2 was her booty.

All day and all night she did dream,
Of a program so sweet and serene,
That would make signups rise,
And bring her the prize,
Of every Mansion Production she'd seen.

She worked and she saved for a while,
'Til one day she said, with a smile,
"I saved for so long,
Bought MPA2 for a song,
And now my promoting's worthwhile!"

SiMpLe 12-18-2003 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein
I am surprised how this competition only draws 100+ posts with a price worth $3,995 when a competition where you can win a $200 XBox draws over 11.000 posts!

WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?! (maybe they freak out when they have to say something good about us... hehehe)

:Hollering


Did someone say Xbox - where do I post?

Dusen 12-18-2003 09:20 PM

Poems, eh? :) Finally, we've got a REAL contest rolling.

-----

Twas 6 days before XMas
And on GFY
Not a person was posting
I could not understand why.

The prize being offered
Amazing for sure
Was by mansion productions
From their online script store.

I had already seen
what MPA2 could do
Cascading billing,
Affiliate stats too.

And what could be better
Than Mansion's support
Both Oystein and Gary
Are quick to retort.

Now the funny thing is
I had already posted myself
A nice little write-up
I thought was top shelf.

Few people had posted
And closing time neared
Ol Dusie thought his chances
Looked sparkling and clear

But new Poems were written
Some of them very slick
Ol Dusie thought now
"If I don't win, I'll be sick".

So here's a small picture
Of something to come
It's also what happens
When I drink too much rum.

http://www.anal-adventure.com/contest_pic.jpg

Cheers All :)

tootie 12-18-2003 09:23 PM

On the first day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, true cascading bill-ing!

One the second day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the third day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the fourth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the fifth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the sixth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the seventh day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the eighth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the ninth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the tenth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the eleventh day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, built-in anti-cheating, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

One the twelfth day of Christmas MPA2 gave to me, mass admin e-mails, built-in anti-cheating, URL code generation, affiliate account modifications, text and banner links, an easy to read overview, unlimited configurations, web-based administration, instant affiliate activations, point-and-click simplicity, real-time statistics and true cascading bill-ing.

tootie 12-18-2003 09:34 PM

Oystein, Oystein, he's so cute!
He makes tootie's booty toot!

Ack, sorry. That was bad. LOL

Brujah 12-18-2003 09:34 PM

Check this out, you muthafuckas know what time it is
I don't even know why I'm even on this page
ya'll nigguz ain't even on my level
I'ma let my little homies ride on you
bitch made-ass wanna-be scripters -- deal with it!!

cold_ice 12-18-2003 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen
Poems, eh? :) Finally, we've got a REAL contest rolling.

-----

Twas 6 days before XMas
And on GFY
Not a person was posting
I could not understand why.

The prize being offered
Amazing for sure
Was by mansion productions
From their online script store.

I had already seen
what MPA2 could do
Cascading billing,
Affiliate stats too.

And what could be better
Than Mansion's support
Both Oystein and Gary
Are quick to retort.

Now the funny thing is
I had already posted myself
A nice little write-up
I thought was top shelf.

Few people had posted
And closing time neared
Ol Dusie thought his chances
Looked sparkling and clear

But new Poems were written
Some of them very slick
Ol Dusie thought now
"If I don't win, I'll be sick".

So here's a small picture
Of something to come
It's also what happens
When I drink too much rum.

Cheers All :)

Sweet:thumbsup :1orglaugh

OY 12-18-2003 09:52 PM

DAMN!!!!!!! LOTS OF GOOD STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am out the door for a few hours, hence the lack of personal response, but DAMN this was GREAT stuff! Tootie! :thumbsup :thumbsup And so go for the rappers and dear poets!

:) :) :)

KEEEEP THEM COMING!!!!!

Joetanto 12-18-2003 09:56 PM

I poop my pants

tootie 12-18-2003 09:58 PM

Twas a week before Christmas, and on GFY,
A contest was running, the deadline was nigh.

I sat with my laptop and a warm cup of tea,
And pondered my entry, oh what should it be?

A poem, a story, a picture, or what?
I must be a winner, so it has to be hot!

I thought and I though as I shivered with fear,
Oh what if I lose? Oh no and oh dear!

I can't let that happen, I just cannot lose,
Because if I do it will give me the blues!

It's Christmas, I'm happy, and so I must win!
I'll just keep on trying, I will not give in!

I dream of this software, and so here I write,
This poem of love on this holiday night.

MMS is the greatest, of that there's no doubt,
It can update my paysite whenever I'm out!

It can thumbnail my pictures and it's easy to use,
What more could I ask for, what else would I choose?

With one simple interface it can allow me to do,
What those other programs can't do with seventy-two!

With the top 10 list and automated feedback,
It helps me to know what my galleries lack.

I dream of less chargebacks, and more rebills, too,
And I know that this is what MMS can do!

So I toil and I ponder, I work and I write,
To win this dear software on this holiday night.

Brujah 12-18-2003 10:24 PM

GFY Thug Style
Code Free Style Battle (cont...)

Outro: Oystein

Now you tell me who won
I see them, they run
They don't wanna see us
Whole Adult Scripters click dressin up tryin ta be us
How the fuck they gonna be the mob when we always on our job
We millionaires, killin ain't fair but somebody gotta do it
Oh yeah, Perlcoders, you wanna fuck with us?
You little weak ass script-codin' motherfuckers
Don't one of you niggaz got gonhorrea or somethin?
You fuckin with us you fuck around
and have a seizure or a heart-attack
You better back the fuck up, fore you get smacked the fuck up
That's how we do it on our side
Any of you coders from GFY that wanna bring it bring it
But we ain't singin, we bringin drama
Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama
We can out-code all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out I told you it was just about Membership Management
Then everybody had to open their mouth with a motherfuckin opinion
Well this how we gonna do this
Fuck Content God
Fuck Con-Man
Fuck Adult Webware as a script
and as a motherfuckin crew
And if you wanna be down with Webware
Then fuck you too
Perlcoders, fuck you too
All you motherfuckers, fuck you too

(take money)
(take money)
Alla y'all script wanna-be's, fuck you die slow motherfucker
My leet code make sure all y'all shit don't flow
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We the motherfuckin Mansion Crew - West side till we die!
Out here in California we warn ya we'll bomb on you motherfuckers
We do our job
You think you mob, nigga we the motherfuckin code mafia
Ain't nuttin but coders and the real scripters
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit's goin triple and four-quadruple
(take money)
You kiddies blast as our staff got guns at they
motherfuckers back, you know how it is
When we drop scripts they feel it
You niggaz can't feel it
We the realest, FUCK EM, we killin *echoes*

wyldblyss 12-18-2003 10:37 PM

Sitting here gazing at the fireplace as it casts a warm glow across the room I catch the twinkle of the picture perfect Christmas tree in front of the window and notice the snowflakes floating gently down blanketing the earth.

I think of the New Year and how much potential it now holds for my family. There was a time where I felt hopeless unable to accomplish my goals as a business. There is always so much to do, not enough time to do it in and I lacked the technical skills necessary to further my business model. I am a perfectionist, never willing to settle for second best and it came to a point that I felt it would be better to give up than to settle for something that was simply not up to my standards.

All that changed when I was introduced to Mansion Productions. From the moment I saw their intro I knew I had come across something special, something worth my precious time. Delving deep into their infrastructure was like the moment I first felt true love. I was like a teen exploring a new realm of passion where your heart flutters as it pounds faster and faster. Each page is a new experience; a tantalizing glimpse into what could be.

DesignMansion will allow me to provide my customers with a state of the art technological orgy of delight. My customers will experience a visual enchantment that immediately lets them know that I feel they are valued and that I endeavor to provide them with quality. Once they venture father into the kingdom of delight the first thing they will notice is the quality of the content. Their hearts will race as they view the new and exciting images and not the run of the mill pictures they have seen everywhere else but exclusive content provided by ContentMansion.

What will probably impress them most though are the things they don?t see and feel. They will be able to concentrate on what they came there for and not be distracted by slow servers or heaven forbid downtime thanks to the complete reliability of HostMansion. The automation provide by MPA2 will allow me to get things done more quickly and allow me the time to concentrate on how I want to expand instead of spending my time trying to figure out how I?m going to catch up.

Yes, 2004 is going to be a very good year thanks to MansionProductions. If it wasn?t for Garry, the bright light that warms my heart and makes sure my every wish is fulfilled and Oystein that sexy, incredible intelligent, humble, heartwarming, eager, dashing human being that makes my loins eager for a business relationship I would not be looking forward to the future with as much gusto as I do now.

So my glass of champagne is raised to MansionProductions and all of their incredible staff with their vast experience in every aspect of the adult industry. ?Happy 2004 to you and thank you for never settling for anything but the very best?

Brujah 12-18-2003 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wyldblyss
Sitting here gazing at the fireplace as it casts a warm glow across the room I catch the twinkle of the picture perfect Christmas tree in front of the window and notice the snowflakes floating gently down blanketing the earth.

I think of the New Year and how much potential it now holds for my family. There was a time where I felt hopeless unable to accomplish my goals as a business. There is always so much to do, not enough time to do it in and I lacked the technical skills necessary to further my business model. I am a perfectionist, never willing to settle for second best and it came to a point that I felt it would be better to give up than to settle for something that was simply not up to my standards.

All that changed when I was introduced to Mansion Productions. From the moment I saw their intro I knew I had come across something special, something worth my precious time. Delving deep into their infrastructure was like the moment I first felt true love. I was like a teen exploring a new realm of passion where your heart flutters as it pounds faster and faster. Each page is a new experience; a tantalizing glimpse into what could be.

DesignMansion will allow me to provide my customers with a state of the art technological orgy of delight. My customers will experience a visual enchantment that immediately lets them know that I feel they are valued and that I endeavor to provide them with quality. Once they venture father into the kingdom of delight the first thing they will notice is the quality of the content. Their hearts will race as they view the new and exciting images and not the run of the mill pictures they have seen everywhere else but exclusive content provided by ContentMansion.

What will probably impress them most though are the things they don?t see and feel. They will be able to concentrate on what they came there for and not be distracted by slow servers or heaven forbid downtime thanks to the complete reliability of HostMansion. The automation provide by MPA2 will allow me to get things done more quickly and allow me the time to concentrate on how I want to expand instead of spending my time trying to figure out how I?m going to catch up.

Yes, 2004 is going to be a very good year thanks to MansionProductions. If it wasn?t for Garry, the bright light that warms my heart and makes sure my every wish is fulfilled and Oystein that sexy, incredible intelligent, humble, heartwarming, eager, dashing human being that makes my loins eager for a business relationship I would not be looking forward to the future with as much gusto as I do now.

So my glass of champagne is raised to MansionProductions and all of their incredible staff with their vast experience in every aspect of the adult industry. ?Happy 2004 to you and thank you for never settling for anything but the very best?

Oh yeah.. a little courvoisier about now would be nice. And some fine lotion for my superior wang.

http://www.cinema.com/image_lib/4017_0010.jpg

J.R. 12-19-2003 12:09 AM

Oystein,

I think Mansion should take all their MPA2 customers
out for Drinks and maybe more..


:Graucho

Bambi911xx 12-19-2003 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Stud Money
You guys do realize what MMS in internet terms actually means right?
http://photo.starblvd.net/~bambi/2-2-3.jpg

BrentD 12-19-2003 12:48 AM

Here is my entry, borrowed the poem from Robert Frost :thumbsup


Whose rebills these are I think I know.
His software is in the topranks though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his sales fly to and frough.

My little paysites must think it queer
To do business without MPA2 near
Between the niches and fetish cakes
The lowest sales of the year.

He gives this partner program a shake
To never ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy sales and the money quake.

The MPA2 are killer, stable and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And checks to write before I sleep,
And checks to write before I sleep.


If I win please give my winnings to Tootie, I know how hard she has been trying to save every penny to get her hands on MPA2, maybe one day I will be in need of something major and she will come to my rescue :thumbsup

Good Luck Tootie :winkwink:

Adultnet 12-19-2003 02:50 AM

Mansion Productions are fucking hot !!! Their awesome software turns your work into a Joint. Mansion Productions are the Adult industry horny top !!!
So much goodies and so Much of hot choice !!
Work with the best Mansion Productions .

BrentD 12-19-2003 09:44 AM

bump for more entries:thumbsup

OY 12-19-2003 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BrentD
Here is my entry, borrowed the poem from Robert Frost :thumbsup


Whose rebills these are I think I know.
His software is in the topranks though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his sales fly to and frough.

My little paysites must think it queer
To do business without MPA2 near
Between the niches and fetish cakes
The lowest sales of the year.

He gives this partner program a shake
To never ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy sales and the money quake.

The MPA2 are killer, stable and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And checks to write before I sleep,
And checks to write before I sleep.


If I win please give my winnings to Tootie, I know how hard she has been trying to save every penny to get her hands on MPA2, maybe one day I will be in need of something major and she will come to my rescue :thumbsup

Good Luck Tootie :winkwink:


:thumbsup And I agree! Tootie is way up there right now. Unless someone comes in very strong now at the end. Only a few hours left!!!

:warning

Dusen 12-19-2003 11:25 AM

I agree. If my entries do win, I will transfer my prize to Tootie. I have another entry here I wrote up a few days ago as the "last ditch effort", but I won't even bother.

I don't even own content based sites, so I was going to try to sell or trade for a soft hottub if I won, as an XMas gift to myself. Been wanting one for a while, just couldn't justify the extravagancy.

Tootie seems like she would REALLY love it for her sites, so I therefore bow out. It would be a shame for someone like me to win it and then just sell it with someone needing it so bad.

Good luck Tootie :)

juicyjew 12-19-2003 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dusen
I agree. If my entries do win, I will transfer my prize to Tootie. I have another entry here I wrote up a few days ago as the "last ditch effort", but I won't even bother.

I don't even own content based sites, so I was going to try to sell or trade for a soft hottub if I won, as an XMas gift to myself. Been wanting one for a while, just couldn't justify the extravagancy.

Tootie seems like she would REALLY love it for her sites, so I therefore bow out. It would be a shame for someone like me to win it and then just sell it with someone needing it so bad.

Good luck Tootie :)

Hell, I see support building for Tootie before I've even presented my masterpiece. I know it's the holiday season and all, but that's just gay. Oh, and poetry -- GAY!

Hindsight 12-19-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oystein


Unless someone comes in very strong now at the end. Only a few hours left!!!

:warning


Okay :thumbsup


Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

OY 12-19-2003 12:36 PM

Oh yeah!!! ONLY ABOUT AN HOUR LEFT!!!

:warning :thumbsup :warning

SWEET!!!!

I will run to a meeting and check back in when I get back! Keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

okny 12-19-2003 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hindsight



Okay :thumbsup


Gettin credit from Chris - all the boys at Epoch
Eves drop on Netbilling or Bob from YNOT
Or why not ask Randy from A-M-C
And CCBill easily regards them as number one agency
Coz their shits more slammin than an NBA crew
You'll get members x2 with an MPA2
From Mansion Productions
There's mad script constructions
Slick intructions
Bringin' more fat pocket than storage for lipo suction
So fuck reductions
Hit em with dialers and cheques too
This text's true
Leave ya booking hotel rooms which have the best view
No whining, just wining and dining, fucking high flying
Watching cream pieing teens on Teenage Island
Or if its pricks with tits, bitches with no clits
They got chicks N Dicks so go promote it
And then there's dizzy hoes, in Anna Videos
60% recurring and thats unconditionals
And Oystein's the fucking man but now my times up
So I'm off to check my stats on their thirty dollar sign up...



Oh and btw, if there are any charity points on offer here I can fucking guarantee i need this shit as badly as Tootie.

Oh shit, looks like Hindsight stole this right at the end

dirtysouth 12-19-2003 12:57 PM

Hindsight is big pimpin' yo! Nice job dude. :thumbsup

Brad Xtremepay 12-19-2003 12:58 PM

My vote goes to hindsight!

juicyjew 12-19-2003 12:59 PM

I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.


http://www.hydrogenbomb.com/mpa2.jpg

ATL_Ryan 12-19-2003 01:07 PM

You are such a slut Paul. There is going to be a ton of pissed off girls in Atlanta when they find out you've been cheating on them with your new Gay lover MPA2. I hope MPA2 wears a condom.

Hindsight 12-19-2003 01:08 PM

argh wtf?

I thought I was just within the deadline... shit man I didnt realise I had an extra hour :mad:


Fuck it, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win, still gonna win...

*rain dances off into the sunset*

tootie 12-19-2003 01:14 PM

About 15 minutes left. Good luck, everyone!

Wiseman 12-19-2003 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew
I am, like, totally GAY for MPA2.

It?s true. When I say I?m gay for MPA2, I don?t mean it in the usual oh-dude-I?m-so-overly-excited-about-this-random-thing-that-I-must-gesticulate-flamboyantly sense of the word; no, I mean if MPA2 had a penis, I would forgo a lifetime of ardent heterosexuality and allow said penis to stir my backdoor brownie mix.

I recall my first meeting with MPA2, when Oystein introduced us in Vegas almost two years ago. We were both fairly new to the industry at the time ? a pair of fresh-faced, young innovators looking to shake up the Jizz Biz and leave our own distinctive, mushroom-shaped impressions on the collective cheek of the industry. MPA2 told me how it dreamt of being the world?s most popular sponsor automation package, with features like cascading processors, multiple programs, and even built-in anti-cheating systems ? at a price within anyone?s reach. I told it I had a dream once where my own boogers revolted against my face ? from the inside.

MPA2 listened patiently while I regaled it with tales of the brutal, snot-soaked coup d'etat, and even half-smirked when I used the phrase ?mutinous mucus?. At this point, I realized MPA2 and CJbucks were destined to walk the fields of adult website sponsor-dom together -- who am I to argue with kismet?

We began slowly. I moved MPA2 from LA and set it up in a swanky server at National Net. Not wanting to overburden the new software, I started with only a few sites and one revenue-sharing program on CJbucks, but MPA2?s capacity for heavy loads soon became apparent. It wasn?t satisfied with only a few hundred members ? it wanted MORE members, LONG-LASTING members; it wanted members buried DEEP within my vast network of sites. MPA2 put more strange, new members in my greasy hands than a Turkish bathhouse.

But my affair with MPA has also been a boon for the webmasters of CJbucks too. Because MPA2 takes the complexity out of managing a sponsor program, I have time to keep webmasters and publishers happy with new tools with which to generate revenue for themselves. It allows me to diddle my paysites constantly, so the webmasters can keep pumping out oodles of delicious sign-ups. I don?t use the term ?oodles? lightly. In fact, here in Atlanta, Georgia, I reckon a man would get the ever-loving shit kicked out of him for using that word, but I use it proudly -- that?s just how gay I am for MPA2.

Like any relationship though, ours was not without its problems. Functionalities needed customizing and specific components required integrating, but whenever the road got bumpy or MPA2 and I became frustrated with each other, Oystein set down his horned helmet and goblet of lamb?s blood to mend our troubled love. It?s strange, really, that a Norwegian Viking would find time between marauding and pillaging to provide topnotch customer service to his clients, but then, I would expect nothing less from Mansion Productions.

And, apparently, I?m not the only one who expects great things from them. I thought I was special, and, like a fool, I believed what MPA2 and CJbucks had together was unique. I was horribly wrong. It seems MPA2 has been providing the same quality automation services for dozens of other companies -- Tramp! Hussy!

I suppose we?ll have to keep working together on a professional level. I?ll swallow my pride, and take it like a man -- just not the same way as before.

Of course, I?ve heard MPA2?s cousin, MMS is, like, a total hottie. The following picture goes out to MMS ? I can?t wait to see how you manage my member area, big boy.


http://www.hydrogenbomb.com/mpa2.jpg


UMMM OK !!! WINNER!!! PUIT AN END TO IT NOW!!!!!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!!!! DONE DEAL!!!

tootie 12-19-2003 01:23 PM

MPA2 is the fuel of my fire, my burning desire, the dream that makes my nights hot and wet with fiery passion.

I want to lick its cascading billing solution until it shudders with orgasmic delight. I want to fun my fingers down its point-and-click interface and up to its unlimited commission configurations until it swells with erotic pleasure. I want to take its real-time member statistics between my moist, full lips and suck it deep into my soul until it's built-in anti-cheating feature explodes into the deepest recesses of my mind. I want to rub my warm, trembling body all over its 100% web-based administration and take its easy to read overview deep inside me. I will eagerly and tenderly caress its mass e-mail for admin use feature as I bring MPA2 to the brink of erotic explosion.

I stroke its customized outbound mails to webmasters and surfer signups and cancellations softly as my body presses against its easy affiliate code generator. My breathing is heavy, my pulse is racing and I feel myself nearing climax. My god.. my body is shivering and I feel myself nearing the end... I quickly take MPA2's intant account activation for affiliates deeper, deeper inside my tight, slippery hole and I wrap my smooth legs around its tools for webmaster data searching and we climax together, our bodies clinging to one another, our breaths mingling, our sighs merging into one glorious tone that shakes the very foundation of the earth!

And as I lie beside MPA2, my head resting sotfly on its central subscription cancellation panel, my hair flowing softly over its higher signup ratios, I breathe a sigh of pure contentment and joy, because I know I have found the billing and affiliate management software that I want to spend the rest of my life with. And life is worth living.

xxxjay 12-19-2003 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicyjew


http://www.hydrogenbomb.com/mpa2.jpg

Oh yeah - CJ forgot to mention the *SECRET BONUS PRIZE*:

A NIGHT WITH PAUL

Bambi911xx 12-19-2003 01:26 PM

http://photo.starblvd.net/~bambi/2-2-5.jpg

tootie 12-19-2003 01:31 PM

It's 12:30 PM PST :winkwink:

Again, good luck!

ATL_Ryan 12-19-2003 01:31 PM

Tootie,

Mrs. Garrett called and said that you're starting to scare Jo, Blair, and Natalie. She said she wants to see you in the dorm kitchen right away.

tootie 12-19-2003 01:32 PM

:1orglaugh


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