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 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 07:00 AM

Browser Check <--
 
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Tala 12-05-2003 07:01 AM

Whyfor you stick patriotic animated cursor in my GFY? Why are you fucking with my head at 8 in the morning?

quiet 12-05-2003 07:02 AM

i'm getting some sort of spyware install

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i'm getting some sort of spyware install
??? wtf are you running lol ?

brand0n 12-05-2003 08:22 AM

nothing Mozilla

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:26 AM

Your skills are amazing.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:26 AM

btw nothing happened.

Dont you get tired of this?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:26 AM

I certainly am.

Reak 12-05-2003 08:27 AM

huh ?

please someone :helpme me ?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
btw nothing happened.

Dont you get tired of this?

Did you read the thread or just come here to complain you sack of shit.

Go back to bed , i asked what browsers can see it or not thats all .

You cant see it because your using a piece of shit browser.

BTW if your using a real browser , the cursor shows up as a different animated cursor than the boring arrow one.

If your using a crappy browser nothing shows up. Hence the confusion.

The first person guessed it right off the bat

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Did you read the thread or just come here to complain you sack of shit.

Go back to bed , i asked what browsers can see it or not thats all .

You cant see it because your using a piece of shit.

AHHHHA you fucking idiot...now i run a pos browser because it wont react to your little script.

Fuck, youre one arrogant idiot.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:36 AM

The reason why im using a GOOD browser is to avoid script kiddies like you who always like to mess around with other peoples computer and install shit.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


AHHHHA you fucking idiot...now i run a pos browser because it wont react to your little script.

Fuck, youre one arrogant idiot.


ahhh your a stupid fuck theres no script involved you retard , shows how much you know.

Your missing a little eye candy on that POS browser pal

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
The reason why im using a GOOD browser is to avoid script kiddies like you who always like to mess around with other peoples computer and install shit.
No you mean the reason your running your mouth is because your a stupid fuck on a browser that doesnt work.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*



ahhh your a stupid fuck theres no script involved you retard , shows how much you know.

Your missing a little eye candy on that POS browser pal

You dont seem to understand it do you?

Once again im using a GOOD browser to avoid all the "eye candy"

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
is to avoid script kiddies like you who always like to mess around with other peoples computer and install shit.
Did you just get off irc wtf are you smoking pal , Why would i want to install anything on your computer. Your worthless.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


No you mean the reason your running your mouth is because your a stupid fuck on a browser that doesnt work.

Listen arrogant fool.
1 you dont have a clue what browser im running.
2 if something doesnt work then its because i dont want it to work.

Now what part dont you understand?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


You dont seem to understand it do you?

Once again im using a GOOD browser to avoid all the "eye candy"

gee that makes sense. Lets all view text versions of the internet because were all elite . Your missing out on the internet using a POS browser like that. Your not seeing it how your clients or your competition is

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Did you just get off irc wtf are you smoking pal , Why would i want to install anything on your computer. Your worthless.

Did i say you install shit on other peoples puters? No, i was referring to you with the script kiddie part.

So far, every fucking reply from you was stupid because you cant read.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Listen arrogant fool.
1 you dont have a clue what browser im running.
2 if something doesnt work then its because i dont want it to work.

Now what part dont you understand?

HAHA a willpower browser that changes under stress LOL you stupid little man. .

What would you have turned off to make it " not" work . NOTHING your browser is either a POS or your just stupid.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


gee that makes sense. Lets all view text versions of the internet because were all elite . Your missing out on the internet using a POS browser like that. Your not seeing it how your clients or your competition is

Dear arrogant fool.
Ever thought of the fact that i use several browsers to test my sites before i launch them

How many stupid replies can you come up with?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Did i say you install shit on other peoples puters? No, i was referring to you with the script kiddie part.

So far, every fucking reply from you was stupid because you cant read.

Kiddie script ?? you mean using a style tag in a table is kiddie script ?? wtf are you sniffing glue ?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


HAHA a willpower browser that changes under stress LOL you stupid little man. .

What would you have turned off to make it " not" work . NOTHING your browser is either a POS or your just stupid.

And another idiotic reply from you. God you are dumb.

Java, flash and basically everything else that can be turned off.

Are you really this stupid or are you just fucking with me?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Dear arrogant fool.
Ever thought of the fact that i use several browsers to test my sites before i launch them

How many stupid replies can you come up with?

If your stupid enough to start saying shit like kiddie scripts on a style tag in a table that has nothing to do with scripts of any sort then go figure.

You dont use shit you view it in your elite thought controlled browser

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Kiddie script ?? you mean using a style tag in a table is kiddie script ?? wtf are you sniffing glue ?

DUDE i said you are a script kiddie i wasnt saying this cursor thing is a kiddie script.

Where did you read that?

Why dont you fucking read before you reply....youre all pissed off and just reply nonsense.

Breathe and think.

Man, go back to post one and then read my posts and you replies...you look like a goddamn fool with 2 braincells. Whats wrong with you?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


And another idiotic reply from you. God you are dumb.

Java, flash and basically everything else that can be turned off.

Are you really this stupid or are you just fucking with me?

You cant turn off a style tag in a table you dumb fuck your browser either handles it or it doesnt. AND your POS browser cant handle it. LOL or your using something so old its of no use anyways

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


If your stupid enough to start saying shit like kiddie scripts on a style tag in a table that has nothing to do with scripts of any sort then go figure.

You dont use shit you view it in your elite thought controlled browser

Once again, read read read before you reply you moron.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You cant turn off a style tag in a table you dumb fuck your browser either handles it or it doesnt. AND your POS browser cant handle it. LOL or your using something so old its of no use anyways

I could tell you which browser im running but youre way too funny when youre angry and stupid so i jus leave you guessing and screaming i have a pos shit browser.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:48 AM

Originally posted by Battuss
is to avoid script kiddies like you who always like to mess around with other peoples computer and install shit.


Nope your right you never said that..


Stop sticking your foot in your mouth you moron.

You can stop with your old lame irc insults "shot in the dark" no brainers.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


I could tell you which browser im running but youre way too funny when youre angry and stupid so i jus leave you guessing and screaming i have a pos shit browser.

Mad at you lol , im just suprised at how openly you display your ignorance. because anyone with half a brain can figure it out , LOL

Your using a POS browser that has no features , you might as well be reading the html in notepad.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You cant turn off a style tag in a table you dumb fuck your browser either handles it or it doesnt. AND your POS browser cant handle it. LOL or your using something so old its of no use anyways

And its one of the newest versions.

How come you keep on thinking what im running and what not?

What makes you think youre so smart?

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


And its one of the newest versions.

How come you keep on thinking what im running and what not?

What makes you think youre so smart?

I dont care what your running because its a piece of shit if it cant do style tags , who would use a browser with no styles. LOL go back to bed son.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Mad at you lol , im just suprised at how openly you display your ignorance. because anyone with half a brain can figure it out , LOL

Your using a POS browser that has no features , you might as well be reading the html in notepad.

Dude my browser is WAY better than ie, faster, more secure and its a new version.

You dont have a clue what im running so stop guessing and saying its old, stupid, lame, blah blah.

Lonny 12-05-2003 08:52 AM

nothing NS/

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Dude my browser is WAY better than ie, faster, more secure and its a new version.

You dont have a clue what im running so stop guessing and saying its old, stupid, lame, blah blah.

HAHAHA a cool new elite browser that you cant mention because when you do ill point out 10 reasons its a POS :1orglaugh

Your using a POS face it and go back to sleep

goBigtime 12-05-2003 08:54 AM

http://www.bearden.org/smokey.jpg

Does anyone find it the least bit curious that this guy is out in the middle of the forest, digging around with a shovel, and jjumping all over people who try to light a little campfire??

I have a feeling that bear has something to hide. :2 cents:

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ikonworx
nothing NS/
Because youre using a pos old browser!

goBigtime 12-05-2003 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Dude my browser is WAY better than ie, faster, more secure and its a new version.

You dont have a clue what im running so stop guessing and saying its old, stupid, lame, blah blah.


lynx? :thumbsup

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:56 AM

baddus The whole point of the thread was to see what browsers dont have the feature in them . Not " how elite is your browser that doesnt show cool things "

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:57 AM

So far
Netscape
Mozilla
Opera

Cant "handle" it

Hahaha only IE can and this idiot is too stupid to see it.

He has no clue so calls everything else a pos old browser.

Damn, this has to be the joke of the day!

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime
http://www.bearden.org/smokey.jpg

Does anyone find it the least bit curious that this guy is out in the middle of the forest, digging around with a shovel, and jjumping all over people who try to light a little campfire??

I have a feeling that bear has something to hide. :2 cents:

Man we have bears all over the world man you better keep quiet :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
baddus The whole point of the thread was to see what browsers dont have the feature in them . Not " how elite is your browser that doesnt show cool things "
So far
Netscape
Mozilla
Opera

Cant "handle" it

Hahaha only IE can and this idiot is too stupid to see it.

He has no clue so calls everything else a pos old browser.

Damn, this has to be the jok

So far
Netscape
Mozilla
Opera

Cant "handle" it

Hahaha only IE can and this idiot is too stupid to see it.

He has no clue so calls everything else a pos old browser.

Damn, this has to be the jok

So far
Netscape
Mozilla
Opera

Cant "handle" it

Hahaha only IE can and this idiot is too stupid to see it.

He has no clue so calls everything else a pos old browser.

Damn, this has to be the jok

goBigtime 12-05-2003 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The Bear
baddus The whole point of the thread was to see what browsers dont have the feature in them . Not " how elite is your browser that doesnt show cool things "

Microsoft IE still has like 20+ unpatched 'cool features' ....

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
So far
Netscape
Mozilla
Opera

Cant "handle" it

Hahaha only IE can and this idiot is too stupid to see it.

He has no clue so calls everything else a pos old browser.

Damn, this has to be the joke of the day!

LOL yup the joke of the day is

netscape mozilla and opera make up about %2 of my traffic . LOL

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime



Microsoft IE still has like 20+ unpatched 'cool features' ....

And name your browser netscape has twice as many opera has tons so does mozilla and way less documentation :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


LOL yup the joke of the day is

netscape mozilla and opera make up about %2 of my traffic . LOL

AHHH changing subjects.

Dude you would gain way more respect from me if you would say.

Ok im an idiot for not knowing this only works on ie and ie is one of the slowest, most insecure browsers ever.

Changing subjects, now it suddenly is about your traffic is UBER lame dude and very childish. You know you are wrong but wont admit it.

How old are you again?

Stop crying and be a man and admit you made a fool of yourself in this thread.

goBigtime 12-05-2003 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The Bear


And name your browser netscape has twice as many opera has tons so does mozilla and way less documentation :)


I already did.



Btw, mozilla features (additional) documentation is in the form of comments on the acutal source code that it is composed of - for all to see. :thumbsup

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


AHHH changing subjects.

Dude you would gain way more respect from you if you would say.

Ok im an idiot for not knowing this only works on ie and ie is one of the slowest, most insecure browsers ever.

Changing subjects, now it suddenly is about your traffic is UBER lame dude and very childish. You know you are wrong but wont admit it.

How old are you again?

Stop crying and be a man and admit you made a fool of yourself in this thread.

lol your the idiot running in crying "script kiddie" for no apparent reason not reading the thread title or the first question and that was " if you cant see the cursor name your browser " i didnt say " if you browser is lame please dance around in little circles crying "scriot kiddie" because your browser doesnt work. "

LOL your on the most unstable and insecure browser of them all and and talking about i.e. flaws hahahahhahaha

Kamilla36D 12-05-2003 09:04 AM

*ducks to avoid getting caught in the cross fire*
Yeah, I can see it - cool :thumbsup I'm using IE6

kisses, Kamilla

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:05 AM

Conclusion of this thread:

Smokey wants to show off in public one again
Several people say it doesnt work
Instead of thinking of the fact that it only works with IE he says if it doesnt work youre running a pos shit browser.
He gets proven wrong
He changes subjects and now it suddenly doesnt matter cuz all that matters is his traffic.

Fucking idiot.

I will bookmark this thread and every time you act like a fool copy and paste it.


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