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Dirty F 12-05-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


bump-bump

Hehe thanks.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Hehe thanks.

hey, you bumped enough of mine, I owe you
;-)))

Dirty F 12-05-2003 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


hey, you bumped enough of mine, I owe you
;-)))

Yours were of no value tho.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Yours were of no value tho.

idiot, look at the impressions to posts ratio of this thread!

NOBODY reads it!

moron!

go get him, bear!

Dirty F 12-05-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


idiot, look at the impressions to posts ratio of this thread!

NOBODY reads it!

moron!

go get him, bear!

The bear left the building. Couldnt handle it anymore.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


The bear left the building. Couldnt handle it anymore.

I had work to do :) i told you i wasnt going to sit here and babysit you thru the internet learning process. :)

You notice how only you and serge were stupid enough to keep crying over an issue nobody had a problem with ?

Battus is almost as stupid as jupzchris. I seem to remeber them both jumping my thread the other day asking lensman a question and what would you know after battus bleating Nobody cares about 50 or so times i got a reply from lensman saying thanks. :) Some people will bitch and cry over every post in here. It just amazes me at the stupidity of some people when a thread has a very clear name and a very clear question and some retard pops in to whine about something.

At least serge has an agenda even if it is a warped one. But battus your just plain ignorant.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:37 PM

Here we go again.

Lets see how smart YOU are

quote:
Originally posted by Smokey The Bear


Dude get your head out of your ass , its called a style tag !! get it not a trick no script and my kids are asleep.

I told you why your browser is a piece of shit already you just dont read very well

LOTS OF EXPLOITS
NO FEATURES
NO CLIENT BASE
POS

why would you use it ?


Lost of exploits - please mention some.
No features - What am i missing?
No client base - uh its a pos browser because not a lot of people are using it? (hah i get it, this was a joke right?)

Ok, seems like were getting somewhere.
Part 2, now explain your 3 points above.

Ofcourse im also still waiting for a better browser recommendation.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:37 PM

I agree, im extremely stupid. Now please answer me so i can learn from you.

Please.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:39 PM

Lets get it over with dude.

You had about 50 nonsense post in this thread, each proved that you are a complete idiot.

You can save yourself tho.

Answer the questions this whole thread boiled down to.

I just copied and pasted them again for you.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:40 PM

I told you 3 times are you seriously that stupid go read the posts , i said I.E. three times wtf kind of idiot are you you cant understand that. LOL go look at your stats and tell me the number 1 browser on the list.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You notice how only you and serge were stupid enough to keep crying over an issue nobody had a problem with ?

.

I wasn't crying...I was collecting your IP, idiot,
to add them to Oprano negative d/b...
;-)))

every time you click on the thread I am in,
I got new IP to add...
;-)))

:winkwink:

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


I wasn't crying...I was collecting your IP, idiot,
to add them to Oprano negative d/b...
;-)))

every time you click on the thread I am in,
I got new IP to add...
;-)))

:winkwink:

LOL i seriously had to laugh at that :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
I told you 3 times are you seriously that stupid go read the posts , i said I.E. three times wtf kind of idiot are you you cant understand that. LOL go look at your stats and tell me the number 1 browser on the list.
No, im waiting for YOU to explain it.

Come on sailor, you can do it.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


LOL i seriously had to laugh at that :)

whoops, another one added
;-)))

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:44 PM

i just did what part of it didnt you understand.

http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/opera.html

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:44 PM

LOTS OF EXPLOITS
NO FEATURES
NO CLIENT BASE

This is ofcourse a joke, we can all see that.

Im waiting for some real explanations.

If you really believe that because everyone uses IE then it must be the best browser then youre even a bigger idiot than i thought you were.

Now stop the nonsense and give me some real answers.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
LOTS OF EXPLOITS
NO FEATURES
NO CLIENT BASE

This is ofcourse a joke, we can all see that.

Im waiting for some real explanations.

If you really believe that because everyone uses IE then it must be the best browser then youre even a bigger idiot than i thought you were.

Now stop the nonsense and give me some real answers.

You keep answering my questions while your asking them :1orglaugh try reading what your quoting.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 01:47 PM

if you see this image-
you are BOTH fucked!

http://www.graphictank.com/funny/tanker.gif

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:48 PM

DEAR SIR IDIOT

1: WHAT are the exploits
2: WHAT are the feautures im missing
3: Lets ignore this, this is not even mentioning, has NOTHING to do with the subject.

And please recommend me a better browser.

Please idiot, tell me which browser is better and why.

If you mention one more time that IE is better because more people are using it i swear i will hunt you down and make you swallow your own balls.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
if you see this image-
you are BOTH fucked!

http://www.graphictank.com/funny/tanker.gif

Sorry i cant see images im using this handy little browser called putzalot it doesnt show fancy stuff like pictures. what is this browser you speak of that shows pictures. ?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
i just did what part of it didnt you understand.

http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/opera.html

Now what the fuck is this?

Another one of your amazing scripts?

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Sorry i cant see images im using this handy little browser called putzalot it doesnt show fancy stuff like pictures. what is this browser you speak of that shows pictures. ?

I use Nescape 1.0

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:51 PM

Why cant you fucking answer these questions?

You obviously seem to know more about browsers than i do, which isnt very hard.

So help me out.

To what browser should i switch and why?

Come on fagboy...waiting.

KMR Stitch 12-05-2003 01:53 PM

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" height="100%" style="overflow: auto;cursor:url(http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/hammer.ani);"><tr><TD><center><b>BROWSER CHECK</b></center><br><br>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp</td>
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LamboSV 12-05-2003 01:53 PM

im using Mozilla Firebird :D and it doesn't accept any of whatever script you tried and run :D GO MOZILLA BAYBAY!!!!!!

KMR Stitch 12-05-2003 01:53 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" width="100%" height="100%" style="overflow: auto;cursor:url(http://s89164764.onlinehome.us/hammer.ani);"><tr><TD><center><b>BROWSER CHECK</b></center><br><br>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp &nbsp&nbsp</td>
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my sig went poof

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
DEAR SIR IDIOT

1: WHAT are the exploits
2: WHAT are the feautures im missing
3: Lets ignore this, this is not even mentioning, has NOTHING to do with the subject.

And please recommend me a better browser.

If you mention one more time that IE is better because more people are using it i swear i will hunt you down and make you swallow your own balls.

Helllo MCFLY ill repeat them for you because you seem to be very dense ?

1. LOTS am i going to explain in detail for you . NO
2. Everything i can see that you cant
3. I think you wanted to know what browser i recommend abd if you look up about 3 or 4 posts you will see i already told you . I.E. maybe you arent familiar with the ELITE terminology i.e. Its Internet Explorer . SHould i get a stamp and stamp it on your face so you will remember.

Son if anyone gets the daytons to the teeth around here it would be you. Every other shmoe who has said that to my face has woken up in the RX with some broken bones and no teeth :) And no amsterdam faggot is going to prove differently. Got it yet ?

KMR Stitch 12-05-2003 01:54 PM

weird whatever I quoted it took out the sig :-x

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LamboSV
im using Mozilla Firebird :D and it doesn't accept any of whatever script you tried and run :D GO MOZILLA BAYBAY!!!!!!
geez another moron like battus .


Whohoo my browser has no features im cool and elite LOL that silly script is called a style tag lol its 1 line

PenisFace 12-05-2003 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smokey The Bear


gee that makes sense. Lets all view text versions of the internet because were all elite . Your missing out on the internet using a POS browser like that. Your not seeing it how your clients or your competition is

He's probably using Mozilla, I use it... It's great, keeps pricks like you from installing russian CP rape on my computer. :2 cents:

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
weird whatever I quoted it took out the sig :-x
its just a style tag in a table

table style=cursor:url(http://something.com/animatedcursor.ani

Dirty F 12-05-2003 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Helllo MCFLY ill repeat them for you because you seem to be very dense ?

1. LOTS am i going to explain in detail for you . NO
2. Everything i can see that you cant
3. I think you wanted to know what browser i recommend abd if you look up about 3 or 4 posts you will see i already told you . I.E. maybe you arent familiar with the ELITE terminology i.e. Its Internet Explorer . SHould i get a stamp and stamp it on your face so you will remember.

Son if anyone gets the daytons to the teeth around here it would be you. Every other shmoe who has said that to my face has woken up in the RX with some broken bones and no teeth :) And no amsterdam faggot is going to prove differently. Got it yet ?

I give up, i really give up, you are so extremely stupid i dont know if i should laugh or cry.

Were on page 3 and this is all you can come up with why Opera is a pos.

Well i guess you were a little biased since my browser already was a pos before you knew which one it was.

Oh man, unbelievable, people like you should be beaten with a huge stick till the stupidity dissapears.

I have a suggestion for you.

Print out this thread, forget about it for a while, then re read it again in a month. Pay extra attention to your idiotic replies.
Maybe then you understand what a fool you are.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 01:59 PM

and battus jumped in like all the other retards talking about scripts and blah blah and im so elite because im using such and such shitty dysfunctional browser LOL

All it is is a simple cursor and i wanted to know what browser are capable of seeing it.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:01 PM

Yes and you can keep that printout handy so every time you look in the mirror you can have 2 things to laugh about.

You may even learn to pay attention and read :)

You may even bow down and use the almighty i.e. , but thats unlikely as your dysfuctional brain should have a browser to match it. :)

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:03 PM

Not all browsers will pick up all style tags but it doesnt seem to reflect at all on the poor browsers :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


geez another moron like battus .


Whohoo my browser has no features im cool and elite LOL that silly script is called a style tag lol its 1 line

Stop making things up fucking idiot...i never said i have a cool browser, i never implied anything "elite"

NEVER, nothing in that direction.

You were the one who started saying if you cant see the cursor change your browser is a POS!

Now it turns out that nobody but ie users can see it.
In your words, everybody whos not using IE thinks he has an super elite browser and thinks hes the man and ALL your browsers or pieces of shit. Theres one real browser and thats IE because everybody uses it.

Read this over and over again fagboy, this is your way of thinking.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
and battus jumped in like all the other retards talking about scripts and blah blah and im so elite because im using such and such shitty dysfunctional browser LOL

All it is is a simple cursor and i wanted to know what browser are capable of seeing it.

Point it out NOW where i said that.

Please point out where i said im elite, or better or anything else like that.

Do it homo!

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Point it out NOW where i said that.

Please point out where i said im elite, or better or anything else like that.

Do it homo!

Ofcourse you cant do it so you will find something else to try to attack me with.

Your replies are fucking full of accusations but you cant show shit.

Every time its the same.

This sucks, that sucks, you say this, you do that but i cant show no examples of it.

Fucking idiot.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Stop making things up fucking idiot...i never said i have a cool browser, i never implied anything "elite"

NEVER, nothing in that direction.

You were the one who started saying if you cant see the cursor change your browser is a POS!

Now it turns out that nobody but ie users can see it.
In your words, everybody whos not using IE thinks he has an super elite browser and thinks the man and ALL your browsers or pieces of shit. Theres one real browser and thats IE because everybody uses it.

Read this over and over again my master, this is your way of thinking.


Haha . Thats what the thread was about . DUH it took you that long to actually re-read the very first post ??? You really are a fool. Now go back and read your first posts :) and see the other 2 people who responded first :) now do you see a connection.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:08 PM

cmon man you cant really be that stupid ?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
cmon man you cant really be that stupid ?
Listen, you do nothing but saying i do this and i said that and blah blah.

Show it, show where i said i have an elite browser.
SHOW IT!

NOW!

Im waiting, for 15 mins now.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Listen, you do nothing but saying i do this and i said that and blah blah.

Show it, show where i said i have an elite browser.
SHOW IT!

NOW!

Im waiting, for 15 mins now.

Its gonna be okay dude you not a complete failure LOL just get a paper bag and breathe deeply into it.

Im sorry you have been waiting like a rabbit for 15 minutes , i have been on the phone lol maybe you should find something to occupy your time more effeciently

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:10 PM

Oh wait, 2 things now.

1 i said i have an elite browser
2 i said im elite for using a different browser.

2 things you have to show me.


Im waiting fagboy.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Its gonna be okay dude you not a complete failure LOL just get a paper bag and breathe deeply into it.

So you cant:

Tell me why IE is better
Tell me whats wrong with Opera
Tell me where i said im elite
Tell me where i said im using an elite browser.

And ofcourse your reply is gonna be "are you really that stupid"

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Oh wait, 2 things now.

1 i said i have an elite browser
2 i said im elite for using a different browser.

2 things you have to show me.


Im waiting for some bumsex from serge.

You cant count either :)

1 2 and 2 ? LOL dude you crack me up.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 02:14 PM

Dude do you have add or something ? do you realise you have asked the same questions over and over and i have told you the same replies over and over , what part of that dont you understand ?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You cant count either :)

1 2 and 2 ? LOL dude you crack me up.

Another example of how you read.
GO back to school kid.

Point 1
+
Point 2
=
"Two things you have to show me"

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Dude do you have add or something ? do you realise you have asked the same questions over and over and i have told you the same replies over and over , what part of that dont you understand ?
WHERE DID I SAY IM ELITE
WHERE DID I SAY IM USING AN ELITE BROWSER.

Youve said this 10 times now.

SHOW ME FUCKING WHERE.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


"You cant count either

1 2 and 2 ? LOL dude you crack me up. "

Another example of how you read.
GO back to school kid.

Point 1
+
Point 2
=
"Two things you have to show me"

Damn, i wonder why im talking to you, youre too fucking stupid to read my posts properly.
I feel bad that i have to explain my posts to you.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 02:18 PM

WHERE DID I SAY IM ELITE
WHERE DID I SAY IM USING AN ELITE BROWSER.

Youve said this 10 times now.

SHOW ME FUCKING WHERE.


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