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goBigtime 12-05-2003 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss

Ok im an idiot for not knowing this only works on ie and ie is one of the slowest, most insecure browsers ever.

Actually IE is pretty snappy compared to others (under windows) because parts of it are always running on your system anyway ...

But I wont stand for it's exploits.

I use IE for design compatibility checks - thast's it.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goBigtime



I already did.



Btw, mozilla features (additional) documentation is in the form of comments on the acutal source code that it is composed of - for all to see. :thumbsup

mozilla has more holes than swiss cheese :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


lol your the idiot running in crying "script kiddie" for no apparent reason not reading the thread title or the first question and that was " if you cant see the cursor name your browser " i didnt say " if you browser is lame please dance around in little circles crying "scriot kiddie" because your browser doesnt work. "

LOL your on the most unstable and insecure browser of them all and and talking about i.e. flaws hahahahhahaha

I see youre not man enough to say you were wrong.

Ok lets continue then

What browser am i running and why is it the most insecure of them all.

Please dont change subjects again...

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Conclusion of this thread:


I will bookmark this thread and every time you act like a fool copy and paste it.

Conclusion if this thread is battus is a retard who cant read a thread properly and only came in too bitch and whine about his super elite browser with no function , once again like the other 10 users ont he planet that use it. lol

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Conclusion of this thread:

Smokey wants to show off in public one again
Several people say it doesnt work
Instead of thinking of the fact that it only works with IE he says if it doesnt work youre running a pos shit browser.
He gets proven wrong
He changes subjects and now it suddenly doesnt matter cuz all that matters is his traffic.

Fucking idiot.

I will bookmark this thread and every time you act like a fool copy and paste it.


 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


I see youre not man enough to say you were wrong.

Ok lets continue then

What browser am i running and why is it the most insecure of them all.

Please dont change subjects again...

You changed the subject fool i answered every question your little brain could come up with.

Didnt you lump in opera , i thought thats what you were using .

If not name your browser like the thread asked and stop being a baby about it.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Conclusion of this thread is battus is a retard who cant read a thread properly and only came in too bitch and whine about his super elite browser with no function , once again like the other 10 users ont he planet that use it. lol Go grab a brain idiot and stop sticking your foot in your mouth


Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


You changed the subject fool i answered every question your little brain could come up with.

Didnt you lump in opera , i thought thats what you were using .

If not name your browser like the thread asked and stop being a baby about it.

I use Opera.

And where did you read i said im using a elite browser with no functions? Its like you read my post, skip half of it and make up some words yourself.

I said i use a browser with most of the functions turned off.

I highly urge you to reread this whole thread to see what you reply. It looks like you have some serious problems dude.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:11 AM

Hi my name is battus the blowhard and i would just like to point out that my browser is so cool it has no features. Isnt that elite of me .

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*
Hi my name is battus the blowhard and i would just like to point out that my browser is so cool it has no features. Isnt that elite of me .
WTF
Jesus i feel like explaining maths to a 2 yr old kid.

Dude i said i have another browser than ie and i have all the functions turned off.

How do you come up with all this shit man?

Are you drunk?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:13 AM

Conclusion of this thread:

Smokey wants to show off in public one again
Several people say it doesnt work
Instead of thinking of the fact that it only works with IE he says if it doesnt work youre running a pos shit browser.
He gets proven wrong
He changes subjects and now it suddenly doesnt matter cuz all that matters is his traffic.

And

He cant come up with any valid arguments and now starts screaming things that i never said because hes angry and cant defend himself.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


I use Opera.

I said i use a browser with most of the functions turned off.
.

Haha like i said your using opera a browser so dysfunctional it should be sold to children under 10. LOL and almost as many holes as mozilla

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Haha like i said your using opera a browser so dysfunctional it should be sold to children under 10. LOL and almost as many holes as mozilla

Opera is was more stable than ie, faster and can be modified exactly as you want it.

Please point all those holes out to me and advice me a better browser. Let me learn from you.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:15 AM

CONCLUSION OF THE THREAD:

Battus cant read a thread properly
Battus is running a POS browser
Battus fades to old irc insults to avoid using his brain
battus continues tobitch and whine like a baby.
battus knows his browser sucks so he doesnt want to disclose it
battus knows as soon as he says opera smokey will laugh his head off.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:16 AM

Mr browser guru, im more than willing to use another browser if you can point me to a better one.

Please tell me about all these holes in Opera and point me to a better browser so i can download it.

Thank you.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Opera is was more stable than ie, faster and can be modified exactly as you want it.

Please point all those holes out to me and advice me a better browser. Let me learn from you.

blah blah blah your using a shitty browser that none of your clients are .

I dont have time to point out every hole in every browser some retard start flapping gums about.

Go to a google search and entertain yourself, you might even learn a thing or 2

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:18 AM

Shit we almost seem to forget what this thread is about.

You want to test something.
It doesnt work with any browser but IE
You get pissed off and start attacking people cuz youre little test was a failure.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Mr browser guru, im more than willing to use another browser if you can point me to a better one.

Please tell me about all these holes in Opera and point me to a better browser so i can download it.

Thank you.

i.e what everyone else is using. Learn to patch it yourself its just as easy as fucking with the new functions on a POS browser. Learn to deal with exploits as they appear and dont use something that doesnt have frequent patches *cough* *cough*

HS-Trixxxia 12-05-2003 09:20 AM

Smokey....just FYI - I'm on IE6, once I pass over it and get some The shape of the USA colored same as the flag (just looked at it well) it doesn't continue throughout the page BUT as I scroll it flickers when I am between the lines - or as I'm moving over text.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Shit we almost seem to forget what this thread is about.

You want to test something.
It doesnt work with any browser but IE
You get pissed off and start attacking people cuz youre little test was a failure.

LOL now your crying wolf again , you came in here with a bad attitude . look above and below your shitty bitching at all the other responses.

Like Yes it worked i.e.
no it didnt work linux/ns


thats what i was looking for not a whine complaint from the super elite club of america. lol

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


blah blah blah your using a shitty browser that none of your clients are .

I dont have time to point out every hole in every browser some retard start flapping gums about.

Go to a google search and entertain yourself, you might even learn a thing or 2

If you actualyl would read my posts you would see i said i test my websites with several browsers before i launch them.
Ok weve cleared that up. (twice now)

Ok youre said about 20 times in this thread (first without knowing what im running) that im using a pos browser.

Now you know which one im running and i ask you to add some value to you accusations and i have to look it up on google?

Listen dude, maybe you are right, maybe im using a pos shit browser, like you said. You seem to know alot about browsers.

Now either take your words back or tell me about all the holes in Opera and point me to a better browser.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Smokey....just FYI - I'm on IE6, once I pass over it and get some flag in a crest (or so that's what it seems) it doesn't continue throughout the page BUT as I scroll it flickers when I am between the lines - or as I'm moving over text.
It should only contiue as the cursor is in the box. and yes sometimes it flickers as you move it over certain areas.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


If you actualyl would read my posts you would see i said i test my websites with several browsers before i launch them.
Ok weve cleared that up. (twice now)

Ok youre said about 20 times in this thread (first without knowing what im running) that im using a pos browser.

Now you know which one im running and i ask you to add some value to you accusations and i have to look it up on google?

Listen dude, maybe you are right, maybe im using a pos shit browser, like you said. You seem to know alot about browsers.

Now either take your words back or tell me about all the holes in Opera and point me to a better browser.

asked and answered , try reading the thread moron. Use i.e. like all the customers do and learn to patch it. Mr brains/browser

You cant use google ? why not opera stopped showing google ? go search opera exploits , i could point them out for you one by one but im not here to babysit children.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


asked an answered , try reading the thread moron. Use i.e. like all the customers do and learn to patch it. Mr brains/browser


Aha i get it...
Opera is a piece of shit browser because....er....you cant point out why but...because....i should errr run IE and patch it.
Damn, why didnt i think of that. That makes perfect sense.

Thanks for the great explanation. Youre one smart fucker.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:26 AM

Once again.

Smokey, first you already knew i run a pos browser before you even know what i was using. Extremely smart of you.

Then i tell you i use Opera and you still say its a pos browser...fine with me.

SMOKEY WHY IS OPERA A POS BROWSER - PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME!

Please tell me about all the holes smokey, im willing to learn from you.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:26 AM

bump

com3 12-05-2003 09:27 AM

58% of my traffic is IE ...
about 35% of my traffic is NS/Mozilla.

i'm on firebird, and i can't see it. i alternate between IE and Mozilla, because each has points that are better than others.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss




Opera is a piece of shit browser i should errr run IE and patch it.
Damn, why didnt i think of that. That makes perfect sense.

Thanks for the great explanation. Youre one smart fucker.

No problem i always like to help out the slow learners. :thumbsup

Just saved you alot of time and hassle . :)

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by com3
58% of my traffic is IE ...
about 35% of my traffic is NS/Mozilla.

i'm on firebird, and i can't see it. i alternate between IE and Mozilla, because each has points that are better than others.

NOOOOO another browser that cant see smokeys little trick.
That means, you sir, you have POS browser!
I cant tell why but it is a pos browser...because...because of something!

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Once again.

Smokey, first you already knew i run a pos browser before you even know what i was using. Extremely smart of you.

Then i tell you i use Opera and you still say its a pos browser...fine with me.

SMOKEY WHY IS OPERA A POS BROWSER - PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME!

Please tell me about all the holes smokey, im willing to learn from you.


 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by com3
58% of my traffic is IE ...
about 35% of my traffic is NS/Mozilla.

i'm on firebird, and i can't see it. i alternate between IE and Mozilla, because each has points that are better than others.

:thumbsup Strange traffic ?

Mozilla :repuke but thats just my personal opinion.

This wasnt a what browser was best argument :) just a question on compatability :) i think i have all the best and biggest ones named so far . :)

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:30 AM

I love watching two retards arguing,
keep talking, please!

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
I love watching two retards arguing,
keep talking, please!

Could you please explain to him that im waiting for an answer why Opera is a pos browser and i want to know about all the holes in it.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


NOOOOO another browser that cant see smokeys little trick.
That means, you sir, you have POS browser!
I cant tell why but it is a pos browser...because...because of something!

Dude get your head out of your ass , its called a style tag !! get it not a trick no script and my kids are asleep.

I told you why your browser is a piece of shit already you just dont read very well

LOTS OF EXPLOITS
NO FEATURES
NO CLIENT BASE
POS

why would you use it ?

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:33 AM

this thread needs 600+ more impressions to get anywhere near acceptable 10:1 impression to post ratio...

this is about 300 reloads for each of you,
YOU CAN DO IT!

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Could you please explain to him that im waiting for an answer why Opera is a pos browser and i want to know about all the holes in it.

Also id like to know how he knew my browser was a pos when i didnt even tell him yet what i was running. He seems blinded by angerness so he cant clearly think and isnt able to read my post. Maybe you can ask him instead.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Could you please explain to him that im waiting for an answer why Opera is a pos browser and i want to know about all the holes in it.

he can't and you beating him on his head doesn't make him any smarter
;-)))

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Could you please explain to him that im waiting for an answer why Opera is a pos browser and i want to know about all the holes in it.

Can you read ? start learning how and look up , i explained it to you 3 or 4 times already you just dont get it , go cry in your milk or jerk off to your broken POS browser. :) I have work to do :)

I already have my answers

And a little laugh while i was at it :)

Like i said im not here to babysit you thru the computer learning process, you will have to do that on your own.

 Smokey The Bear  12-05-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano


he can't and you beating him on his head doesn't make him any smarter
;-)))

A baby jumping up and down screaming opera is just lame and his sidekick is even funnier

Good night old man :)

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss


Also id like to know how he knew my browser was a pos when i didnt even tell him yet what i was running. He seems blinded by angerness so he cant clearly think and isnt able to read my post. Maybe you can ask him instead.


how? Elementary, Watson,
he READS MINDS, didn't you know?

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by *Smokey The Bear*


Dude get your head out of your ass , its called a style tag !! get it not a trick no script and my kids are asleep.

I told you why your browser is a piece of shit already you just dont read very well

LOTS OF EXPLOITS
NO FEATURES
NO CLIENT BASE
POS

why would you use it ?

Lost of exploits - please mention some.
No features - What am i missing?
No client base - uh its a pos browser because not a lot of people are using it? (hah i get it, this was a joke right?)

Ok, seems like were getting somewhere.
Part 2, now explain your 3 points above.

Ofcourse im also still waiting for a better browser recommendation.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:38 AM

Waiting....

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:39 AM

Or are you desperatly checking google now to find something you can use because you have no clue what youre talking about?

Tala 12-05-2003 09:40 AM

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/diebunny.jpg

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 09:47 AM

seems like battus baged a bear
;-))))

battus, now you can go back and concentrate on me...
;-)))

chaaaaarge!

I'll start NEW thread that you are using the shitty browser
;_)))

only, unlike bear, i'll win
;-)))

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano
seems like battus baged a bear
;-))))

battus, now you can go back and concentrate on me...
;-)))

chaaaaarge!

I'll start NEW thread that you are using the shitty browser
;_)))

only, unlike bear, i'll win
;-)))

Never!

avion 12-05-2003 09:49 AM

interesting cursor...

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:50 AM

Smokey just deleted a post where he posted a smiley?

Dude face it, you made a complete fool of yourself and everybody know knows you have no clue what youre talking about.

Ok end of thread.
Thank you for being so stupid and showing it to everyone.

Dirty F 12-05-2003 09:57 AM

Bump, so more people can see what a moron you are.

Serge_Oprano 12-05-2003 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Bump, so more people can see what a moron you are.
bump-bump


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