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foolio 06-03-2003 06:17 PM

Sammy Sosa!!!! hahahahahahahaa
 
He just got caught with a CORKED BAT!!!!

hahahahahahahhaahhaahah

what a loser

EscortBiz 06-03-2003 06:18 PM

not into sports, what is a corked bat?

nocostporn 06-03-2003 06:18 PM

he's on my fantasy team..this can't be good for points :glugglug

foolio 06-03-2003 06:19 PM

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0603/1562772.html

It is when a player hollows out his bat and puts cork in it - making it lighter and will hit more homeruns.

LeeNoga 06-03-2003 06:19 PM

Sammy Sosa a loser?

There goes the value of my collectible Sammy Sosa beanie baby.

Loser.

http://www.leenoga.com/babynoga.gif -- Don't fuck with me Sosa!

foolio 06-03-2003 06:20 PM

The Cubs had runners at second and third when Sosa broke his bat with a grounder to second that at first appeared to drive in a run.

But crew chief Tim McClelland gathered with the other three umpires to examine the bat. Cubs manager Dusty Baker came out and the umpires showed the bat to him.



hahahahahahahahahahahaa

Matt 26z 06-03-2003 06:20 PM

This is a conspiracy. The Cubs wanted to trade him, but the fan backlash would have been huge. Now they have a reason. HMMMMM.....

foolio 06-03-2003 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt 26z
This is a conspiracy. The Cubs wanted to trade him, but the fan backlash would have been huge. Now they have a reason. HMMMMM.....
lol, but who would want him now? He just lost LOTS of value.

nocostporn 06-03-2003 06:23 PM

they should kick him out of baseball...Pete Rose gets kicked out for gambling on it but nothing that severe happens when somebody cheats in it?...crazy

foolio 06-03-2003 06:27 PM

You got a point. They should also take all of his home runs away from him!

cosis 06-03-2003 06:30 PM

no wonder he hits all these homeruns, what a cheater

Gutterboy 06-03-2003 06:31 PM

Busted!

Sleazylee 06-03-2003 06:32 PM

Just another reason for me to say... GO SOX!

hottoddy 06-03-2003 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
You got a point. They should also take all of his home runs away from him!
No shit. That seriously casts doubt over all his previous achievements. His reputation is permanently tarnished.

stevo 06-03-2003 06:38 PM

Damn, the Cubs are my team. They were doing great this year. This is not good!

Why would the Cubs want to trade Sammy? Other than to save $$$

Number1Thumb 06-03-2003 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sleazylee
Just another reason for me to say... GO SOX!
he was a donkey when he was with the Sox:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 06-03-2003 06:53 PM

Just as they said on TV..... He's broken many bats before, and those were not corked. So this was something he very rarely did, or just now started.

So it's not very logical to say the 500 HR's were tainted.

foolio 06-03-2003 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stevo
Why would the Cubs want to trade Sammy? Other than to save $$$
he is old now.

Number1Thumb 06-03-2003 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt 26z
Just as they said on TV..... He's broken many bats before, and those were not corked. So this was something he very rarely did, or just now started.

So it's not very logical to say the 500 HR's were tainted.

I know same thing with Pete Rose and many of the other steroid boys. So I see your argument, he's been very fortunate and lucky. Im not buyin it but hey someone out there believes he was legit:helpme

Number1Thumb 06-03-2003 07:07 PM

And to top it off Sosa said it was his bat and he uses it for exhibitions but grabbed it by mistake. Lame and to boot he was 2-15 with 8k's against the Astros last weekend. YOUR DONE

MrSpeed 06-03-2003 07:17 PM

Ina related story it's been discovered that Pamela Anderson has breast implants.

michaelw 06-03-2003 07:26 PM

sosa is a loser for "cheating"

but why the fuck is it illegal to do that?

Number1Thumb 06-03-2003 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
sosa is a loser for "cheating"

but why the fuck is it illegal to do that?

Take a rubber ball and bounce it off the ground, and then do the same with a ball shape made of wood:helpme

boneprone 06-03-2003 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
not into sports, what is a corked bat?
Its kinda like getting caught with a hitbot

Number1Thumb 06-03-2003 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone


Its kinda like getting caught with a hitbot

BINGO!

foolio 06-03-2003 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Number1Thumb
And to top it off Sosa said it was his bat and he uses it for exhibitions but grabbed it by mistake. Lame and to boot he was 2-15 with 8k's against the Astros last weekend. YOUR DONE
lol, he is full of shit

michaelw 06-03-2003 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Number1Thumb

Take a rubber ball and bounce it off the ground, and then do the same with a ball shape made of wood:helpme

take a rubber ball and enclose it in wood.. will not bounce

but what the fuck
theres all types of bats now made from different materials, aluminum, metal alloys, different wood, so who the fuck cares is sosa added his own material


whatever baseball is a shitty ass sport anyway

gothweb 06-03-2003 08:03 PM

A lighter bat, with a more elastic core, makes it easier to hit home runs. Major League Baseball has very specific equipment that is allowed, and this is a big no-no... and a well known one.

He fucked up. He cheated, and the fans will remember that. The whole point of a *game* is to play within the rules. Otherwise, you're playing a different game.

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 08:06 PM

so thats why he started hitting so many homers all of a sudden.

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 08:07 PM

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...s?statsId=4344

looks like he started using it in 98.

SpaceAce 06-03-2003 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
take a rubber ball and enclose it in wood.. will not bounce


Wrong. Cut open a golf ball sometime.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce 06-03-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...s?statsId=4344

looks like he started using it in 98.

Wow. Not a single year over 40 homers until 98 when he suddenly hits 66 and just stays up in that area from then on.

SpaceAce

foolio 06-03-2003 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/player...s?statsId=4344

looks like he started using it in 98.

that plus the steriods

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce


Wow. Not a single year over 40 homers until 98 when he suddenly hits 66 and just stays up in that area from then on.

SpaceAce

ya, at least mcguire was hitting homers since his rookie year. sosa just came out of nowhere in 98.

DTK 06-03-2003 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


ya, at least mcguire was hitting homers since his rookie year. sosa just came out of nowhere in 98.

I took a middle-round flyer on sosa that year.....paid off nicely

foolio 06-03-2003 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana

ya, at least mcguire was hitting homers since his rookie year. sosa just came out of nowhere in 98.

yup, there is your proof.

DTK 06-03-2003 08:27 PM

And just to be fair, the big difference I noticed at the time was that Sammy quit swinging at everything he saw and became much more selective. He always had massive power, but his plate discipline was atrocious until '98.

MetaMan 06-03-2003 08:28 PM

well he already made his millions toooo bad

foolio 06-03-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
well he already made his millions toooo bad
well still, fuck him and his cheating ass.

MetaMan 06-03-2003 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio


well still, fuck him and his cheating ass.

yes kain the fuckhead

foolio 06-03-2003 08:34 PM

he is on espn live right now

foolio 06-03-2003 09:39 PM

lol, he says the corked bat was for batting practice - LOL

why the hell would you need a corked bat for BP?

what a fuckhead

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by foolio
lol, he says the corked bat was for batting practice - LOL

why the hell would you need a corked bat for BP?

what a fuckhead

he should end up with a 12 game suspension and his bats should be subject to inspection at anytime.

michaelw 06-03-2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


he should end up with a 12 game suspension and his bats should be subject to inspection at anytime.

12 would be doing him a favor

FlyingIguana 06-03-2003 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by michaelw
12 would be doing him a favor
it would be the longest suspension due to a corked bat.

foolio 06-03-2003 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
he should end up with a 12 game suspension and his bats should be subject to inspection at anytime.
They should have took all his bats out of the dugout an checked those also.

Snake Doctor 06-03-2003 09:47 PM

It sucks that he cheated like that. Honestly I don't think he's been using one the whole time, he's been in a bad slump since coming off the DL, maybe he was looking for an edge.

To say that he's a shitty hitter because he used a corked bat is ridiculous.....there's a lot more corked bats out there than you realize, and the people talking shit right now probably couldn't make contact with a 90mph+ fastball with a whiffle ball bat.

Albert Belle got caught corking his bat once, and he hit a shitload of homers afterwards.


BTW, I agree, cheating is bad, no excuse for it, but it doesn't mean Sosa is a bad hitter, nor do I think it should negate any of the things he's accomplished thus far.

Rich 06-03-2003 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana


it would be the longest suspension due to a corked bat.


Besides the guy the booted for good in the 70's

Zprogramz 06-03-2003 10:11 PM

They should cork all bats= more HRs

Z

foolio 06-03-2003 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lenny2
To say that he's a shitty hitter because he used a corked bat is ridiculous......
Correct - we should be saying he is a shitty person for cheating.


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