Canadian Apology to the United States
 

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

-Rick Mercer from 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes' :glugglug

another fuckin idiot.

Welcome to 2 weeks ago and 200 identical posts later.

:Kissmy

LMHO ( Laughing My Head Off)....

This was posted before?

youre the dumb ass making posts other people have posted trying to stir shit.

go on wit ya bad self keyboard ninja.

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i'm not familiar with Rick Mercer, but he became my 2nd heroe. (after saddam)

as representative of all arab nations, thank you!

I'm not trying to stir shit. Just think this is a funny blurb. I don't live on this board like you to know it was posted before.

You sad, sad, sad fuck.

Does the thought of United States make your pee pee shrivel that you have to post moronic shit?

keep trying.

Trying what? Punk.

i meant you should try or 'keep trying' to stir shit. its good for the soul.

My pee pee is doing just fine. thanks for caring.

I like your style :thumbsup

wow look at him, he has already added 'Keyboard Ninja' to his sig, dude you take this shit way too seriously? hahah

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Why? Why? Why? Must people continue this stupid game.

These type of threads are so sad I could cry.

Just trying to heal my soul.

Hey maybe you could introduce the Macarana as the new dance craze too!

Hey that is a real good one!

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

OMG!!!!


A keyboard Ninja................

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Did you know the Macarena was invented by a Canadian?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

do you have anything better to offer?

Don't make me hit my secret delete key! Don't do it!

remember who christened you.

Hehehe, yes Godfather.

I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything.

jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!!

Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean

Magna,

I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada

No problem. Thanks for coming out.

BTW, we invented the jeepers creepers too.

Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.

Thanks, but only when I can take the pebble from the Godfather's hand will I be finished my training.

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Hmmmmmm.....kind of sounds like the gimp in Pulp Fiction

Done. :drinkup

cant you guys just ever get drunk and drop the neeed to bicker?

man.

open something.

smoke something.

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The holy nectar! What every young keyboard ninja trains for!

I am just playin....no real angst here:rasta :drinkup

damn newfie's :321GFY

and what up Jim? BossHolio said that paintball is on in 3 weeks :thumbsup

Same here. Boredom is a terrible thing. Cheers :drinkup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Sorry, wrong province. That's what we call them up here you know.

Canada is a great place... great country.. and great people...

almost as great as TEXAS!!! :winkwink:

but you can talk all the noise ya want..

$1usd = $1.50 CAD :2 cents:

:waaaaahh

Greg..

Texas is alright.. but we all know that Oklahoma is OK :winkwink:

This thread is hilarious :)

Cheers, FletchXXX
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Hey Manga, I posted the actual video link to that yesterday.

http://www.22minutes.com/realwrapper...apology_256.rm

Enjoy.

Cheers,
Matt

The bottom line is that countries are always going to have there little squabbles - Even ones that are strong allies.

Canada and the US are two of the best countries in the World.

Deal with it. :thumbsup

You mean there's actually a country north of us? We don't hear much from you eskimos. Probably because you don't make much of an impact on the world.

Yeah it's on "operation welted skin"