Who is your president, or king, or whatever you guys have going on up there?

Do you realize that americans don't get a fuck about your government and what goes on with you?

We simply do not care. So why rant about us? Go somewhere warm on vacation.

Maybe not everything but a lot.
1.Basketball ...invented by James Naismith in 1891
2.Compound Steam Engine ...invented by Benjamin Franklin Tibbetts in 1842
3.Electric Car Heater ...Thomas Ahearn invented the first electric car heater in 1890
4.Electric Cooking Range ...Thomas Ahearn invented the first in 1882
5.Electric Light Bulb ...Henry Woodward invented the electric light bulb in 1874 and sold the patent to Thomas Edison
6.Electron Microscope ...Eli Franklin Burton, Cecil Hall, James Hillier, Albert Prebus co-invented the electron microscope in 1937
7.Electric Organ ...Morse Robb of Belleville, Ontario, patented the world's first electric organ in 1928
8.Electric Streetcar - Invented by John Joseph Wright in 1883
9.Film Colourization ...invented by Wilson Markle in 1983
10.Garbage Bag ...(polyethylene) invented by Harry Wasylyk in 1950
11.Fathometer ...An early form of sonar invented by Reginald A. Fessenden in 1919
12.Gramophone ...co-invented by Alexander Graham Bell & Emile Berliner in 1889
13.Green Ink ...currency or greenbacks ink invented by Thomas Sterry Hunt in 1862
14.Heart Pacemaker ...invented by Dr. John A. Hopps in 1950
15.Hydrofoil Boats ...co-invented by Alexander Graham Bell, & Casey Baldwin in 1908
16.Insulin Process ...Fredrick Banting, J. J. Macleod, Charles Best and Collip invented the process for insulin in 1922
17.Jetliner ...the first jetliner was designed by James Floyd in 1949
18.Mcintosh Apple ...invented by John McIntosh in 1796
19.Process to Extract Helium from Natural Gas ...invented by Sir John Cunningham McLennan in 1915
20.R-Theta Navigation System ...invented by J.E.G. Wright in 1958
21.Standard Time ...invented by Sir Sanford Fleming in 1878
22.Television ...Reginald A. Fessenden patented a television system in 1927
23.Telephone ..invented by Alexander Graham Bell in 1876
24.Trivial Pursuit ...invented in 1980 by Toronto University students, Chris Haney and Scott Abbott
25.Undersea Telegraph Cable ...invented by Fredrick Newton Gisborne in 1857
26.Zipper ...invented by Gideon Sundback in 1913

Just to name a few

Thanks, but only when I can take the pebble from the Godfather's hand will I be finished my training

Don't forget, we had something to do with the creation of Superman and Winnie the Pooh! ;)

and we will be soon taking over the other half of Las Vegas....

Why can't "friendly fire" find this 51st stater?

Do you top your head up with compressed air from the gas station?

Yup, just like the Fremen in Dune...

Im pretty sure we can lay claim to the invention of the Mullet.

(that's right coldneck, keep laughing)

Great name.

You guys are going down like Baghdad.:1orglaugh