Canadian Apology to the United States - GoFuckYourself.com

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:08 PM

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron.

He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.

-Rick Mercer from 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:10 PM

another fuckin idiot.

angeleyes · 03-25-2003, 03:11 PM

Welcome to 2 weeks ago and 200 identical posts later.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
another fuckin idiot.

directfiesta · 03-25-2003, 03:11 PM

LMHO ( Laughing My Head Off)....

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes
Welcome to 2 weeks ago and 200 identical posts later.

This was posted before?

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:12 PM

youre the dumb ass making posts other people have posted trying to stir shit.

go on wit ya bad self keyboard ninja.

Theo · 03-25-2003, 03:13 PM

i'm not familiar with Rick Mercer, but he became my 2nd heroe. (after saddam)

as representative of all arab nations, thank you!

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
youre the dumb ass making posts other people have posted trying to stir shit.

go on wit ya bad self keyboard ninja.

I'm not trying to stir shit. Just think this is a funny blurb. I don't live on this board like you to know it was posted before.

Anthony_A · 03-25-2003, 03:14 PM

You sad, sad, sad fuck.

Does the thought of United States make your pee pee shrivel that you have to post moronic shit?

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Manga1

I'm not trying to stir shit.

keep trying.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:15 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

keep trying.

Trying what? Punk.

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Manga1

Trying what? Punk.

i meant you should try or 'keep trying' to stir shit. its good for the soul.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:17 PM

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Originally posted by Anthony_A
You sad, sad, sad fuck.

Does the thought of United States make your pee pee shrivel that you have to post moronic shit?

My pee pee is doing just fine. thanks for caring.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:18 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

i meant you should try or 'keep trying' to stir shit. its good for the soul.

I like your style

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:18 PM

wow look at him, he has already added 'Keyboard Ninja' to his sig, dude you take this shit way too seriously? hahah

BRISK · 03-25-2003, 03:18 PM

Why? Why? Why? Must people continue this stupid game.

These type of threads are so sad I could cry.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
wow look at him, he has already added 'Keyboard Ninja' to his sig, dude you take this shit way too seriously? hahah

Just trying to heal my soul.

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:19 PM

Hey maybe you could introduce the Macarana as the new dance craze too!

Hey that is a real good one!

stanton · 03-25-2003, 03:21 PM

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:21 PM

OMG!!!!

A keyboard Ninja................

:

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
Hey maybe you could introduce the Macarana as the new dance craze too!

Hey that is a real good one!

Did you know the Macarena was invented by a Canadian?

stanton · 03-25-2003, 03:22 PM

Theo · 03-25-2003, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
Why? Why? Why? Must people continue this stupid game.

These type of threads are so sad I could cry.

do you have anything better to offer?

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
OMG!!!!

A keyboard Ninja................

:

Don't make me hit my secret delete key! Don't do it!

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:24 PM

remember who christened you.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:25 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
remember who christened you.

Hehehe, yes Godfather.

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:25 PM

I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything.

jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!!

Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:27 PM

Magna,

I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything.

jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!!

Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean

No problem. Thanks for coming out.

BTW, we invented the jeepers creepers too.

slaphappy · 03-25-2003, 03:28 PM

Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
Magna,

I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada

Thanks, but only when I can take the pebble from the Godfather's hand will I be finished my training.

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:31 PM

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:31 PM

Hmmmmmm.....kind of sounds like the gimp in Pulp Fiction

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by slaphappy
Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.

Done.

Fletch XXX · 03-25-2003, 03:32 PM

cant you guys just ever get drunk and drop the neeed to bicker?

man.

open something.

smoke something.

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:33 PM

The holy nectar! What every young keyboard ninja trains for!

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 03:35 PM

I am just playin....no real angst here

drops · 03-25-2003, 03:36 PM

damn newfie's

and what up Jim? BossHolio said that paintball is on in 3 weeks

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by jimholio
I am just playin....no real angst here

Same here. Boredom is a terrible thing. Cheers

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by drops
newfie

Sorry, wrong province. That's what we call them up here you know.

gregtx · 03-25-2003, 03:39 PM

Canada is a great place... great country.. and great people...

almost as great as TEXAS!!!

but you can talk all the noise ya want..

$1usd = $1.50 CAD

Manga1 · 03-25-2003, 03:40 PM

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Originally posted by gregtx
but you can talk all the noise ya want..

$1usd = $1.50 CAD

drops · 03-25-2003, 03:41 PM

Greg..

Texas is alright.. but we all know that Oklahoma is OK

mule · 03-25-2003, 03:42 PM

This thread is hilarious

<IMX> · 03-25-2003, 05:12 PM

Cheers, FletchXXX

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
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Nysus · 03-25-2003, 05:26 PM

Hey Manga, I posted the actual video link to that yesterday.

http://www.22minutes.com/realwrapper...apology_256.rm

Enjoy.

Cheers,
Matt

Kel · 03-25-2003, 05:56 PM

The bottom line is that countries are always going to have there little squabbles - Even ones that are strong allies.

Canada and the US are two of the best countries in the World.

Deal with it.

Shaggy · 03-25-2003, 06:00 PM

You mean there's actually a country north of us? We don't hear much from you eskimos. Probably because you don't make much of an impact on the world.

Mr. Jim · 03-25-2003, 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by drops
damn newfie's

and what up Jim? BossHolio said that paintball is on in 3 weeks

Yeah it's on "operation welted skin"

03-25-2003, 03:08 PM	#1
Manga1 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Malakiaville Posts: 952	Canadian Apology to the United States On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him. I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own. I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours. I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice. I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain. I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons. And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this. We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with. Thank you. -Rick Mercer from 'This Hour Has 22 Minutes'

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	I was not aware of this.......It seems that Canada has invented everything. jeepers creepers Canada we would be nothing without you!!! Thanks Canadia....errrr...Cananada....you klnow what I mean

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	Magna, I commend you on finishing your keyboard ninja training. Now go invent something for Canada

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slaphappy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 201	Just give me your holidays that you get each year and I'll then consider your apology.

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Kel Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Ashland, OR Posts: 591	The bottom line is that countries are always going to have there little squabbles - Even ones that are strong allies. Canada and the US are two of the best countries in the World. Deal with it.

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Shaggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: USA Posts: 570	You mean there's actually a country north of us? We don't hear much from you eskimos. Probably because you don't make much of an impact on the world.