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klinton 11-05-2015 12:35 AM

This is how Russian Army Deals with Nuclear weapons
 
...in reply too....
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...rear-nuke.html


Mr Pheer 11-05-2015 01:05 AM

Obviously a malfunction.

just a punk 11-05-2015 01:36 AM

Since then they use S300 to launch nuke missiles? :upsidedow

EngineCash 11-05-2015 02:08 AM

HAhahah, this is not a nuke missile... :) :thumbsup

j3rkules 11-05-2015 03:14 AM

Obviously it is fake.

EddyTheDog 11-05-2015 05:05 AM

Actually Putin throws them like javelins - He NEVER misses...

Sarn 11-05-2015 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerkules (Post 20626216)
Obviously it is fake.

is a fotoshop :1orglaugh

filipus891 11-05-2015 05:46 AM

this must be fake

_Richard_ 11-05-2015 06:06 AM

lol.. that is quite the 'oh shit' moment

michael.kickass 11-05-2015 09:02 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DraX 11-05-2015 09:24 AM

http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-c...n-laughing.jpg


NIET PROBLEMSKI :thumbsup

dyna mo 11-05-2015 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EngineCash (Post 20626167)
HAhahah, this is not a nuke missile... :) :thumbsup

neither was the one in the thread he's replying to.

Antonio 11-05-2015 11:28 AM

Right, when nukes are launched, there are no girls around to watch. Just saying...

femdomdestiny 11-05-2015 02:47 PM

Pentagon Expert Says Russians Would ?Annihilate? US Army on Battlefield

just a punk 11-05-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20626899)

I know about those researches. However they say they have a chance to gain over Russia if they will use the power of ALL NATO countries joined together, and personally I have to agree on that. But this won't work only in case of strategic nuclear weapon will not be used. In case if it will, there will no winner - both sides (Russia and NATO countries) will be eliminated. The survivors will envy for those killed by the blast.

MetaMan 11-05-2015 03:03 PM

:1orglaugh

clowns!

just a punk 11-05-2015 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20626910)
clowns!

I don't think that Pentagon guys are clowns. As I said above, I do trust them. I'm familiar with a few public researches made by the US analysts regarding possible war between Russia and the United States. There is no "win scenario" for the US army in case of the direct war conflict. Only all NATO countries joined together have a real chase to win that war (with huge loses of course), but only if strategic nukes will not be used. Otherwise nobody will survive.

marlboroack 11-05-2015 03:16 PM

That was not a nuke

Sarn 11-05-2015 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 20626926)
That was not a nuke

This anti-aircraft system.
nuclear explosions are forbidden now

2MuchMark 11-05-2015 03:31 PM

Whoops! Apocalypse!

Sarn 11-05-2015 03:31 PM

but this system can be a nuclear warhead.
tactical nuclear weapon for to shoot down any number of planes helicopters several missiles
https://youtu.be/jGIrTh5Ezno?t=3344
Video shoot old missiles with expired period of storage. Show students how the system works.(on video at ts)

MetaMan 11-05-2015 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20626925)
I don't think that Pentagon guys are clowns. As I said above, I do trust them. I'm familiar with a few public researches made by the US analysts regarding possible war between Russia and the United States. There is no "win scenario" for the US army in case of the direct war conflict. Only all NATO countries joined together have a real chase to win that war (with huge loses of course), but only if strategic nukes will not be used. Otherwise nobody will survive.

USA owns the air and sea. Russia would cry like little baby girls.

Russian soldiers train by milking cows so their wrists can get strong so they can jerk each other off. Stalin would be rolling it his grave.

MetaMan 11-05-2015 03:37 PM

Defeating the russians is simple.

Open a visa free program to the russian population to entire the USA. 80% of the population would flee. House them in high target areas within the USA. Then if shit happens the world can restart with less low gene pool inbred russians. :thumbsup

just a punk 11-05-2015 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20626950)
Open a visa free program to the russian population to entire the USA. 80% of the population would flee

Only a complete idiot thinks this way. Here you go, clown: https://www.google.com/search?q=Amer...pats+in+Russia (About 476,000 results (0.34 seconds) ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20626944)
USA owns the air and sea.

Only in 3rd world countries. The US aircraft carriers are absolutely defenseless against anti-ship missiles with tactical nukes. The same applies to the air. Nobody will call me a lair if I say that Russian S-300 and S-400 anti-aircraft systems are the best on the planet and ahead of Partiots by every parameter (go compare, the tech details are public).

Now I'll try to explain the 2nd scenario (for the idiots like you, MethaMan). Both sides have enough nukes to eliminate the whole life on our planet. Not immediately of course. Radioactive contamination, nuclear winter, disease and famine will do the rest. I don't know about the States, but according to the American reports (the Russian info is a top secret), about 30,000 of Spetsnaz soldiers are ready to be sent to the NATO soil after the mutual nuclear destruction. The only their mission is to finish the survivals. I believe I do not disclosure some secret or so, but I'll tell you one thing. If you'll get exposed to 10000 rad during the nucklear blast, you will die in a few hours (I gave a link to Wikipedia because I'm not sure you are learning this in the school like we do). Those guys will not. They have special chemicals that make them absolutely unaffected to the effects of radiation for 3 days (after that they will die of course) which is more than enough to accomplish their mission. Once again, that's just an example of the after-war operations.

crockett 11-05-2015 03:52 PM

I'm pretty sure America is to blame for this.. I'm not sure how, but it must be so.

just a punk 11-05-2015 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20626967)
I'm pretty sure America is to blame for this.. I'm not sure how, but it must be so.

Didn't I explain it already? If it was a bomb, the American rebels will be in charge.

Sarn 11-05-2015 03:58 PM

new Battle of Sofa Warriors :1orglaugh

pimpmaster9000 11-05-2015 04:03 PM

the USA got its ass handed to it by tiny dick asian farmers...it has lost every war it has been in LOL

woj 11-05-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20626960)
Only in 3rd world countries. The US aircraft criers are absolutely defenseless against anti-ship missiles with tactical nukes. The same applies to the air. Nobody will call me a lair if I say that Russian S-300 and S-400 anti-aircraft systems are the best on the planet and ahead of Partiots by every parameter (go compare, the tech details are public).

Now I'll try to explain the 2nd scenario (for the idiots like you, MethaMan). Both sides have enough nukes to eliminate the whole life on our planet.

That article few posts above clearly stated "conventional battlefield"... so nukes are off the table... besides they are off the table anyway, the moment anyone even suspects nuke is launched gloves come off and 1000s of nukes start flying completely fucking up both countries...

so given "conventional battlefield" warfare... Russia has no means at all of even attacking the US, how exactly would they even do it? the best they can do is send a few subs near the US, and maybe send a couple of cruise missiles and given no nukes are involved causing practically no damage...

on the other hand US can park aircraft carrier battle groups all around Russia and pound with 100s of missiles, aircraft, etc... US would end up losing those aircraft carriers but not without causing pretty decent damage to Russian military...

MetaMan 11-05-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20626960)
Only a complete idiot thinks this way. Here you go, clown: https://www.google.com/search?q=Amer...pats+in+Russia (About 476,000 results (0.34 seconds) ;)



Only in 3rd world countries. The US aircraft carriers are absolutely defenseless against anti-ship missiles with tactical nukes. The same applies to the air. Nobody will call me a lair if I say that Russian S-300 and S-400 anti-aircraft systems are the best on the planet and ahead of Partiots by every parameter (go compare, the tech details are public).

Now I'll try to explain the 2nd scenario (for the idiots like you, MethaMan). Both sides have enough nukes to eliminate the whole life on our planet. Not immediately of course. Radioactive contamination, nuclear winter, disease and famine will do the rest. I don't know about the States, but according to the American reports (the Russian info is a top secret), about 30,000 of Spetsnaz soldiers are ready to be sent to the NATO soil after the mutual nuclear destruction. The only their mission is to finish the survivals. I believe I do not disclosure some secret or so, but I'll tell you one thing. If you'll get exposed to 10000 rad during the nucklear blast, you will die in a few hours (I gave a link to Wikipedia because I'm not sure you are learning this in the school like we do). Those guys will not. They have special chemicals that make them absolutely unaffected to the effects of radiation for 3 days (after that they will die of course) which is more than enough to accomplish their mission. Once again, that's just an example of the after-war operations.

Clown doesn't even know what "visa free" is. Good job clown. :1orglaugh

just a punk 11-05-2015 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 20626993)
so given "conventional battlefield" warfare... Russia has no means at all of even attacking the US, how exactly would they even do it?

The same way as the US - air attacks, submarines, strategic missiles with non-nuke warheads, cruise missiles, airborne, tanks etc. Man, there is only 4 kilometers between the Russian and the American shores :)



As about air carriers, so they can be easily destroyed with the anti-ship missile that has no nuke. This is not a 3rd world where all your enemies are armed with slingshot :) Check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...#USSR.2FRussia - Russia has a bit wider anti-ship missile arsenal than all NATO countries together.

But let's be honest to ourselves, this will never happen. Nukes will be used by both sides anyways.

Hey, even torpedoes here can fly (a funny video below) :)


woj 11-05-2015 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20627004)
The same way as the US - air attacks, submarines, strategic missiles with non-nuke warheads, cruise missiles, airborne, tanks etc. Man, there is about only 4 kilometers between Russia and the USA :)

As about air carriers, so they can be easily destroyed with an anti-ship cruise missile that have no nukes. This is not a 3rd world where all your enemies are armed with slingshot :) Check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...#USSR.2FRussia - Russia has a bit wider anti-ship missile arsenal than all NATO countries together.

But let's be honest to ourselves, this will never happen. Nukes will be used by both sides anyways.

the attacks you mentioned are completely impractical, air attacks would stop as soon as the few air bases nearby get taken out... transporting tanks/troops over those 4km is pretty impractical too... it seems like it would be pretty much impossible to attack US through there...

as for taking out aircraft carriers, "easily" is a bit of a stretch, it's not like you press a button, missile is launched and 2 minutes later carrier is sunk... modern ships have numerous counter-measures, so hitting one is not as easy as one would think... plus multiple hits are likely needed to sink it... they would get sunk eventually, but I wouldn't call it "easily"...

but yea, all this is meaningless, nukes would probably be used sooner than later, so that's why both sides are doing their best to avoid any conflict...

MaDalton 11-05-2015 04:46 PM

nothing like a good old russian/american "my penis is bigger - no mine" keyboard battle

very entertaining - keep going

just a punk 11-05-2015 04:53 PM

[QUOTE=woj;20627018]
Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20627019)
nothing like a good old russian/american "my penis is bigger - no mine" keyboard battle

Rhe military guys are wise enough, but their command (Putin and Obama) are complete idiots. And that's why I'm afraid of...

Since then is that? I said there will be no winner in WWIII. All our "penises" will be cut off. Germany and Czech Republic won't survive too, because both of them are 1st targets. Maybe countries like Ukraine or Finland have a chance, but I don't like to be there after the mutual nuclear strike, because I prefer to die quick in the direct blast. Not like this:


Rochard 11-05-2015 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20626155)
Since then they use S300 to launch nuke missiles? :upsidedow

Since 1985.

"The S-300PS/S-300PM (Russian С-300ПC/С-300ПМ, NATO reporting name SA-10d/e) was introduced in 1985 and is the only version thought to have been fitted with a nuclear warhead."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-300_(missile)

(Do you ever give any thought to anything you ever say?)

just a punk 11-05-2015 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20627028)
Since 1985.

"The S-300PS/S-300PM (Russian С-300ПC/С-300ПМ, NATO reporting name SA-10d/e) was introduced in 1985 and is the only version thought to have been fitted with a nuclear warhead."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-300_(missile)

(Do you ever give any thought to anything you ever say?)

It was never used for that and will never be. Just because it's a "potential" option (never ever been tested in the real life). Should I explain why nuke warheads can not be used in anti-aircraft missiles? Theoretically a tactical nuke can be delivered by anything. Including just a single human with a case.

MetaMan 11-05-2015 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20627019)
nothing like a good old russian/american "my penis is bigger - no mine" keyboard battle

very entertaining - keep going

We both have bigger penises then you. So shut up and sit on the sidelines. :thumbsup

MaDalton 11-05-2015 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20627039)
We both have bigger penises then you. So shut up and sit on the sidelines. :thumbsup

sitting already, popcorn and all :thumbsup

now go back and show everyone what a smart fella you are

Horatio Caine 11-05-2015 05:21 PM

Here we go again. Rug boy with his east european version of pigeon english.

Sarn 11-05-2015 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20627030)
It was never used for that and will never be. Just because it's a "potential" option (never ever been tested in the real life). Should I explain why nuke warheads can not be used in anti-aircraft missiles? Theoretically a tactical nuke can be delivered by anything. Including just a single human with a case.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://youtu.be/jGIrTh5Ezno?t=3398
"never ever been tested in the real life"

just a punk 11-05-2015 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarn (Post 20627053)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
https://youtu.be/jgirth5ezno?t=3398
"never ever been tested in the real life"

Чё-то я не понял. Где там С300? Тактическим зарядом можно из пушки даже пульнуть, и че? Ты либо по-русски пиши, либо ссылку на видео точную давай. А так я вообще не понимаю что ты хочешь мне рассказать и зачем...

Sarn 11-05-2015 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20627077)
Чё-то я не понял. Где там С300? Тактическим зарядом можно из пушки даже пульнуть, и че? Ты либо по-русски пиши, либо ссылку на видео точную давай. А так я вообще не понимаю что ты хочешь мне рассказать и зачем...

not that you write in English. it will be polite to the forum users.
you say
"Should I explain why nuke warheads can not be used in anti-aircraft missiles?"
I gave you video on air defense with a nuclear warhead in real life, not in the theory.
what you not understand?
in c-300 use identical nuclear warhead, but complex became mobile + new radar with tied to satellites + faster missiles.

adultmobile 11-05-2015 06:31 PM


JFK 11-05-2015 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20626286)
Actually Putin throws them like javelins - He NEVER misses...

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

just a punk 11-06-2015 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarn (Post 20627118)
not that you write in english. It will be polite to the forum users.
You say
"should i explain why nuke warheads can not be used in anti-aircraft missiles?"
i gave you video on air defense with a nuclear warhead in real life, not in the theory.
What you not understand?
In c-300 use identical nuclear warhead, but complex became mobile + new radar with tied to satellites + faster missiles.

Давай я покажу тебе проекты летающих танков (ну реально танков с крыльями), космических истребителей-перехватчиков и множество других совершенно сюрреалистичных проектов которыми постоянно занимались в совке - денег у них докуя было и дури тоже. В реальной жизни прикручивать атомную боеголовку к системе ПВО никто не станет. Если сильно хочется, её и к саперной лопатке можно примотать, но нафига?

klinton 11-06-2015 03:21 AM

very interesting :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
are they universal soldiers like van damme ?
what are their motivations ? will they be paid in dried fish and vodka and promised pantzer Lada car to drive around in post-nuclear Moscow outskirts and villages (which even now, without nuclear war, look similar, covered in November mud) ?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20626960)
about 30,000 of Spetsnaz soldiers are ready to be sent to the NATO soil after the mutual nuclear destruction. The only their mission is to finish the survivals. I believe I do not disclosure some secret or so, but I'll tell you one thing. If you'll get exposed to 10000 rad during the nucklear blast, you will die in a few hours (I gave a link to Wikipedia because I'm not sure you are learning this in the school like we do). Those guys will not. They have special chemicals that make them absolutely unaffected to the effects of radiation for 3 days (after that they will die of course) which is more than enough to accomplish their mission. Once again, that's just an example of the after-war operations.


Black All Through 11-06-2015 03:27 AM

Even if, when a nuke "S type" is launched it is not yet armed, so basically it could burn in its own fuel for hours and never trigger.

just a punk 11-06-2015 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20627369)
are they universal soldiers like van damme ?

Witch special chemical magic? As I said above they are not highlanders like Hollywood movie heroes, but they have about 3 full days to complete their mission, before they die after a deadly radioactive exposure. That's not a science fiction, that's a reality and I don't see why it's so funny for you. The modern chemicals can turn every human (even you and me) into a real berserk for some time. Especially if these drugs are used by well-trained elite killers.

This is a part of the American documentary (I do not disclosure any military secrets here):



As the Americans (not me) say that training system of Russian Spetsnaz would be considered as inhuman in the United States. For example, every soldier who is gonna be accepted into the Special Forces goes through a serious test and some even die during it. Note, that's just a test, not the actual training. So I think your Van Damme sucks if compared to those guys :)


Sarn 11-06-2015 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20627331)
В реальной жизни прикручивать атомную боеголовку к системе ПВО никто не станет.

See fucking video. you have a problem with reality? nuclear air defense exists and it works in fucking reality. you deny reality ,you are mentally sick?
Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20627331)
Если сильно хочется, её и к саперной лопатке можно примотать, но нафига?

air defence with nuke missile used to protect against massive air attacks - helicopters, cruise missiles, aircrafts.

j3rkules 11-06-2015 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20627045)
sitting already, popcorn and all :thumbsup

now go back and show everyone what a smart fella you are

:1orglaugh


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