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Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 03:59 PM

Dont forget to TIP you mailman/woman for the holidays....
 
:rasta:rasta:rasta:rasta:rasta:rasta:rasta

They need lovin too :pimp

Agent 488 12-20-2009 04:01 PM

the only tip they are going to get is the tip of my cock when i shove it out the mail slot again this year.

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 16666799)
the only tip they are going to get is the tip of my cock when i shove it out the mail slot again this year.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh pics or didnt happen!!!

CamTraffic 12-20-2009 04:07 PM

i always do

fmltube 12-20-2009 04:10 PM

Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.

GetSCORECash 12-20-2009 04:14 PM

I go to post office every week day to pick up our mail or it won't get delivered. So no tip from us.

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16666834)
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yeah they can be unreliable sometimes loll

the Shemp 12-20-2009 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16666834)
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.

should have tipped the mailman last xmas ...

spacedog 12-20-2009 04:21 PM

Under federal law it is considered bribery to tip federal government employees. However, they are permitted to receive unsolicited non-monetary gifts less than or equal to $20.00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_%28...ote-5CFR2635-0

raven1083 12-20-2009 04:24 PM

absolutely this time is the time of sharing.

fmltube 12-20-2009 04:25 PM

Anyone think Max or Rob Black tips the postman these days?

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 16666881)
Under federal law it is considered bribery to tip federal government employees. However, they are permitted to receive unsolicited non-monetary gifts less than or equal to $20.00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tip_%28...ote-5CFR2635-0

ahhh fuck that

get a card , stick $$$ in there and yeee haaaa give it to them

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16666890)
Anyone think Max or Rob Black tips the postman these days?

who is max, rob black?

slapass 12-20-2009 04:41 PM

I am a pretty solid tipper and I like my mailman but it never even occurred to me to tip him.

Rangermoore 12-20-2009 05:56 PM

Why? For doing their Job?...

Oracle Porn 12-20-2009 06:14 PM

my tip for the holidays is they better hurry the fuck up to provide me my mail or ill...ill...ill....do nothing... :(

Juicy D. Links 12-20-2009 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangermoore (Post 16667113)
Why? For doing their Job?...

ummm why...ummmm ummmm let me think... ummmmm ummmm

NemesisEnforcer 12-20-2009 06:25 PM

I tipped everyone last week:

Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00

Merry Christmas to all. :thumbsup

the Shemp 12-20-2009 06:31 PM

dont forget the car detailer and the paperboy ...

O MARINA 12-20-2009 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 16667169)
I tipped everyone last week:

Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00

Merry Christmas to all. :thumbsup


everyone from Vegas tips like this?! :thumbsup

ronin 12-20-2009 08:13 PM

$20 was my tip :upsidedow

JD 12-20-2009 09:04 PM

fuck the mailman. he's doing his JOB and until he manages to not leave my mailbox door open when it's raining he can kiss my ass

goldfish 12-20-2009 09:08 PM

My mail lady is getting nothing, she gossips to much about everything I do.

the Shemp 12-20-2009 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JD (Post 16667403)
fuck the mailman. he's doing his JOB and until he manages to not leave my mailbox door open when it's raining he can kiss my ass

if you tip him, he will close the door...

the Shemp 12-20-2009 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldfish (Post 16667407)
My mail lady is getting nothing, she gossips to much about everything I do.

slip her a twenty for xmas...she will shutup until next xmas...

NemesisEnforcer 12-20-2009 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 16667184)
dont forget the car detailer and the paperboy ...

Detailer gets tipped everytime she does the vehicles. No paperboy but I do have a tip set aside for the garbage men next Tuesday.

the Shemp 12-20-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 16667674)
Detailer gets tipped everytime she does the vehicles. No paperboy but I do have a tip set aside for the garbage men next Tuesday.

yes, tipping the garbage man is a must at xmas time ...

kane 12-21-2009 12:01 AM

I always give my mail lady a gift basket of some kind. The one I got this year has some candles in it, some fruit and candy a Starbucks gift card. I live in a very little town and have had the same deliver driver since I have lived her. Anytime I have a package or anything that won't fit in the box she always brings it up to the house along with my mail so I won't have to go down to the post office to get it. I have also had letters that have had my address all fucked up on them and they always get them to me. I appreciate it and I can bet the $45 or so I spend on the gift basket each year is something that she doesn't forget.

epitome 12-21-2009 12:29 AM

The world has changed so much in so little time.

20 years ago, everybody on my street tipped the mailman at xmas.

These days, I bet nobody on my street does.

goldfish 12-21-2009 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 16667412)
slip her a twenty for xmas...she will shutup until next xmas...

tried that my first two yrs here, 7 yrs later she is still going on.

Now the garbage guys, they gets a six pack and a 5lb box of shrimp. In the summer I will randomly give them cash, like when I have to call them because the neighbors dumpster stinks cause some idiot put dead fish in it.

rowan 12-21-2009 02:12 AM

Australia Post is currently on strike, so.... :1orglaugh

The posties around here are on a motorbike now so it would be hard to catch them. One time I happened to be walking out the door as he rode up the driveway, I was walking towards him with my hand out and a smile, he just stared at me and put the mail in the box, then rode off. Weirdo.

thunder99 12-21-2009 02:18 AM

Bloody hell, whats the world coming to????

Juicy D started a thread that doesn't involve him or his penis.

footmonkey 12-21-2009 02:38 AM

How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.

Jensen 12-21-2009 02:58 AM

tipping isn't normal up here so I'll pass on that...

kane 12-21-2009 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunder99 (Post 16667838)
Bloody hell, whats the world coming to????

Juicy D started a thread that doesn't involve him or his penis.

He just said that these people need some lovin, he didn't say what form of lovin he planned to give them.

Juicy D. Links 12-21-2009 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunder99 (Post 16667838)
Bloody hell, whats the world coming to????

Juicy D started a thread that doesn't involve him or his penis.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh my penis is gets cold when it snows i cant talk about during a snowfall :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-21-2009 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footmonkey (Post 16667863)
How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.

Get a greeting card from hallmark or along that line , preferably happy holidays so its neutral slip $$$ in there and leave in mailbox , on the outside write "for mail person , happy holidays" and leave it in mailbox with any other mail that you need them to take with em to PO

30SalesPlus 12-21-2009 02:50 PM

wtf? Tipping the mailman? Never heard of that

halfpint 12-21-2009 02:54 PM

Im gonna stick my cock through the letter box when he delivers our mail, thats my pressie to our mailman cause Im sure hes gay

Lace 12-21-2009 03:37 PM

Mail around here sucks. Half the time I don't get mail for a few days then all of a sudden I get a shit load. Definitely seems a bit weird to me. I'm new to this one horse town so I wonder if they're scanning my shit with all of the checks coming in from all over the US and Canada. Maybe next year but surely not this year.

And tipping the trash men? I pay them to pickup my trash now, why the hell would I tip them? They just broke one of my trashcans too so fuck them.


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