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rowan 12-21-2009 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16670464)
And tipping the trash men? I pay them to pickup my trash now, why the hell would I tip them? They just broke one of my trashcans too so fuck them.

I guess the idea is that if you tip them they'll do their job "better"

fris 12-21-2009 05:23 PM

they get like $30 an hour to deliver mail, not tipping them anything, and they dont even deliver to the mailslot anymore, its a centralized location with all the boxes with a key.

goldfish 12-21-2009 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lace (Post 16670464)
And tipping the trash men? I pay them to pickup my trash now, why the hell would I tip them? They just broke one of my trashcans too so fuck them.

I pay them too but think about it this way, they get $8-$10(around here anyways) an hour to pick up your shit, sometimes literally and they even do it with a smile in most cases. Would you do the same? Hell no! I would be puking.

Every time you empty the litter box, throw out something that fell behind the shelf in the fridge and or dump shitty diapers in the trash, they have to pick it up, even when the bag breaks! And if you tip them maybe they won't "miss" that diaper that strayed to far out of their reach when the bag broke.

421Fill 12-21-2009 05:52 PM

that's nice of you to try and plant the seed for people.

tip your plumber, too.

Warren 12-21-2009 05:58 PM

I often wonder, how they fit so much spam mail in those little vans. my tip would be, stop filling my mail box, with crap I don't want.

the Shemp 12-21-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fris (Post 16670905)
they get like $30 an hour to deliver mail, not tipping them anything, and they dont even deliver to the mailslot anymore, its a centralized location with all the boxes with a key.


centralized delivery is saving you tax dollars, so you will have more money to tip the letter carrier.. ;)

KrissyElise 12-21-2009 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fmltube (Post 16666834)
Why? Its not like the cost of postage has decreased. In fact, its increased steadily to compensate for their wonderful raises and benefits package. Fuck them! Just two weeks ago, I sent a letter to a house on the other side of the city and it took two fucking weeks to get delivered. I know Detroit is huge but not so huge it takes two weeks to deliver a piece of fucking mail.

You are a tool.

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Originally Posted by NemesisEnforcer (Post 16667169)
I tipped everyone last week:

Pool guy: $100.00
UPS guy: $100.00
Mail lady: $100.00
Landscaper: $100.00
Maid: $100.00 and a basket of fruits and nuts
Security guard at the gate: $100.00 and a bottle of vodka
My stripper: $500.00

Merry Christmas to all. :thumbsup

You can call me a stripper in that case! I'll even pretend to be a security gaurd at the same time. Please contact me for the mailing address for my $600 and my bottle of vodka. :]

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Originally Posted by footmonkey (Post 16667863)
How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.

Looks like your mail person is either Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy....

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Originally Posted by Warren (Post 16670983)
I often wonder, how they fit so much spam mail in those little vans. my tip would be, stop filling my mail box, with crap I don't want.

Nice tip! I agree!

SleazyDream 12-21-2009 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 16667680)
yes, tipping the garbage man is a must at xmas time ...

agreed

:thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 12-21-2009 07:11 PM

the trash guys also , those guys make serious money out here with all the ot and shit... i read somewhere awhile ago alot of em were pulling 100k plus in total.. plus the benefits lol

fatfoo 12-21-2009 08:25 PM

Giving money is love.

Juicy D. Links 12-21-2009 09:00 PM

fidddyyyyyyyy

rowan 12-21-2009 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footmonkey (Post 16667863)
How do you tip a mailman? I never see mine.

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Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 16671077)
Looks like your mail person is either Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy....

Or a tradesman who agreed to turn up at 10am on a Tuesday...

Spunky 12-21-2009 09:36 PM

I'll leave some cookies by the mail slot

FrozenJag 12-21-2009 09:40 PM

Thats actually a really good idea. Thanks.

You just earned my mailman an extra 50 bucks :)

If you think about it though, they deliver to most of us thousands and thousands of dollars that could become "lost" if they saw to it "accidently". Anyone in this thread thats to fucking cheap and saying something like "fuck the mailman", probably doesnt make any money anyway. :2c

NemesisEnforcer 12-21-2009 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by KrissyElise (Post 16671077)

You can call me a stripper in that case! I'll even pretend to be a security gaurd at the same time. Please contact me for the mailing address for my $600 and my bottle of vodka. :]

Ahhh, you would do that for me? My stripper is very special. Since the economy went south, the clubs have been really bad. Therefore, we have other arrangements.

During this football season, for Monday Night Football, she would email a grocery list to me in the morning. I do all the shopping. She will then come over during the pre-game show, get naked, put on only an apron and her high heels and cook dinner for me. Thereafter, we spend the evening eating and watching football.

I know it's a little chauvinistic but I so enjoy that time with her. Honestly, I would've given her more than a $500 tip for Christmas but I don't want her getting used to that type of money.

Juicy D. Links 12-22-2009 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by FrozenJag (Post 16671494)
Thats actually a really good idea. Thanks.

You just earned my mailman an extra 50 bucks :)

If you think about it though, they deliver to most of us thousands and thousands of dollars that could become "lost" if they saw to it "accidently". Anyone in this thread thats to fucking cheap and saying something like "fuck the mailman", probably doesnt make any money anyway. :2c

happy kwanaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa


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