Theres a guy in his car with his laptop on in front of my house, what should I do?
 

he's sititng in the dark, in his car on his laptop, and he's been there for over an hour.
Is he stealing mine or a neighbors internet? Should I call the police or something?
It's weirding me out.

Get out and punsh the shit out of this nerd! While he lays blooding on the floor, steal his laptop and throw it out as a price in your very first GFY contest! :)

just stand in plain sight and stare at him.. that'll weird him out

If you're too worried to walk out there and confront him, call the police and report that you've seen what you think is a drug dealer in front of your house many times and he's there now...

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hold a crowbar in your hand and started looking at him... then start yelling at yourself and say shit like " Fuck what have i done?? , the bitch should not have yelled at me... " then look over at him and then start running at his car.

oh and make sure you get some blood looking shit on your shirt before you do it

It is the beginning of teh ghey holocaust. Lock your doors.

Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.

go out side your door way with your celly or cordless and when he look your way dial # 2 2 and pretend your talking to someone for a minute.

that ought to get his ass going

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just go out there with a bat and ask him wtf he's doing.

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omfg, can't remember when was the last time I laughed so hard

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so.. what happened?

turn off your wireless access

Password protect your router.

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He's probably browsing your massive german scat porn collection. I keep telling you not to share that folder but you insist on 'easy access'.

Just try to sell him some porn :stoned

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Just call the cops. Someone sitting in their car in the middle of the night in a neighborhood that's not where they live is probably up to something no good.

Of course me personally, I'd go out there with Rottweilers in tow and ask what's up.

Stick a banana in his tailpipe. If that doesn't work do something to his car.

See what sites he is looking at and post the goods on GFY!

he's downloading CP or sending spam. go beat that fucker up...

Just wrap the entire car with a thick layer kitchen foil
That should do the trick :upsidedow

I not going out there.
Although pulling up next to him with a laptop is hilarious

Check for connections to your wireless network. Explore his machine, he most likely has lousy windows security with open shares and god knows what. Try to find concrete evidence of illegal activity, then go outside and blackmail him with it. :)

"I see here you downloaded ALL of Rainbow Brite... now give me $5,000 bucks or your co-workers find out."

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make some caffe for him and network yourself into the black hat industry ;>

"Only in America!" - Here we would invite the poor fella in to our house and offer him some cookies and a direct line to the backbone, he shouldn't be sitting out there in the cold dark car............................................... .................................................. .................................................. ........................(Borat NOOOOOOT!!!)

pics, pics, pics

Time to use your old friend. :pimp

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Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

dont you have a laser pointer?

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open your door , whip your cock out and start masturbating as you look at the car... that will either scare him away or if the guy is into it will land you a date

Call the cops that'll probably get him to leave

call the cops and charge him for internet theft haha

You sir have major insecurity and trust issues. You may want to seek help for that.



As for the guy on the front street with the laptop, if it were happening to me I would do what sicone said and shut off my wireless access, then see if the guy drives away. Then I'd know for sure what he was up to.

If I saw him sitting out there any other nights I'd certainly walk out to his car, phone in hand, and tell him I know that he's stealing my internet connection and to get lost and never come back.... or I report him and his license plate # to the cops.

Done and done.

Make a run for it. NOW!

Turn your modem off and call the police :thumbsup