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Holly 12-10-2006 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jMEGA (Post 11499482)
Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 12-10-2006 09:01 AM
write up a bill , then walk out and hand it to him.

$100 an hour for wireless access and he has already used over an hour..

Arab_Sex 12-10-2006 09:09 AM
call 911 and say THEIRS AN AYRAB IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE WITH A BOX CUTTER AND A LAPTOP!

E$_manager 12-10-2006 09:15 AM
Switch of the interenet and watch if he will go away or not. If not - his presence is not reffered to you.

ImageMaker 12-10-2006 09:28 AM
He/she is the agent of KGB.
It prepares Polonium-210&#174; for you!!!


Polonium-210&#174; - the registered trademark of KGB.

Star 69 12-10-2006 09:47 AM
What was the end of a story? I like to know

DraX 12-10-2006 09:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jMEGA (Post 11499482)
Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
mega lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

adultchica 12-10-2006 09:54 AM
I love that, yeah, pull along side him in ur car with ur laptop

NemesiS876 12-10-2006 09:57 AM
Try to mail him, or ask him for ICQ number :)

KrisKross 12-10-2006 10:19 AM
Holy christ. You're a fucking psycho. No wonder all your girlfriends cheat on you.

Quote:
Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11500099)
Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

mikeyddddd 12-10-2006 10:50 AM
Fiddy creeps

mattz 12-10-2006 10:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR (Post 11499497)
just go out there with a bat and ask him wtf he's doing.

lol thanks for the good laugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 12-10-2006 10:57 AM
He is probably waiting for his search warrent to come thru ... :2 cents:

Skillz Unlimited 12-10-2006 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by VegasKingPin (Post 11499464)
hold a crowbar in your hand and started looking at him... then start yelling at yourself and say shit like " Fuck what have i done?? , the bitch should not have yelled at me... " then look over at him and then start running at his car.

oh and make sure you get some blood looking shit on your shirt before you do it

That's awesome! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

woj 12-10-2006 11:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jMEGA (Post 11499482)
Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
:1orglaugh

artman 12-10-2006 11:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11500099)
Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
thats fucked up

DutchTeenCash 12-10-2006 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11500099)
Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
uh thats a joke right cause if its not its time for a talk to your shrink again I think

Klen 12-10-2006 11:52 AM
Hmm no reply from original poster.

BlackCrayon 12-10-2006 11:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KrisKross (Post 11500885)
Holy christ. You're a fucking psycho. No wonder all your girlfriends cheat on you.
bausch is female

GTS Mark 12-10-2006 11:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 11500364)
You sir have major insecurity and trust issues. You may want to seek help for that.



As for the guy on the front street with the laptop, if it were happening to me I would do what sicone said and shut off my wireless access, then see if the guy drives away. Then I'd know for sure what he was up to.

Done and done.
Good idea there.

If it doesn't work I would suggest you get on Juicy's masturbation idea :1orglaugh

DH

HighSociety 12-10-2006 11:57 AM
show him your asshole

Jman 12-10-2006 12:00 PM
Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)

AllStar 12-10-2006 12:01 PM
This has to be one of the funniest threads in a long time...lol

heywood 12-10-2006 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11500099)
Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.

Please tell my you're joking. Fuck. Either this is total sarcasm, or you're a fucking nut.

teh ghey 12-10-2006 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11500112)
open your door , whip your cock out and start masturbating as you look at the car... that will either scare him away or if the guy is into it will land you a date
I thought of that!
But he wasn't my type and I had a hotter date inside :winkwink:

E$_manager 12-10-2006 12:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMan (Post 11501334)
Go out on your lawn stand close to the car and start taking pictures, take pics of his license plate, pic of him. Just dont' say a word and take pics ;-)
This thread delivers! It is so funny! :1orglaugh

KrisKross 12-10-2006 01:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 11501289)
bausch is female
Then no wonder all her boyfriends cheat on her. She's a derange, possessive nutcase.

Z 12-10-2006 02:05 PM
Well, what'd you do?

I would've gone out into my back yard with my portable phone and my .45, walked down two doors, then walked up behind his car on the side walk, looking all relaxed and nonchalant. When I got close enough, I'd have pulled his door open, introduced him to my friend and held my finger over the 911 re-dial.

But that's just me.

tranza 12-10-2006 03:32 PM
Just ignore him....

bushwacker 12-10-2006 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bausch (Post 11500099)
Not necessarily. I know more than a few people who do this quite often because they are waiting for their significant others to come home and want to check if their coming home alone or with a "date". (cheating) :helpme

I have also been guilty of doing this very often when I can't get ahold of the person I'm seeing and I get so anxious so I wait in front of their house till they get home. Or if we got in a bad fight and I really need to talk to them about something and ask them something that's burning in my mind and I can't wait till tomorrow because it's eating me up, so I would sit there and wait for hours and surf on my blackberry... I have no life, sometimes I even waited for like 3 hours... or longer..

I wouldn't like it if someone called the cops on me just because I'm waiting for my significant other to come home. I would be so anxious where I can't wait at home and especially if they don't pick up their cell. I have to BE there the moment they get home. So I have been known to wait in neighborhoods I don't live in A LOT, but it's not like I'm up to anything bad.
you sir a fuckin nutcase, please turn yourself in to the proper authorities! :Oh crap

sharp 12-10-2006 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 11500109)
:1orglaugh

sharp 12-10-2006 04:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jMEGA (Post 11499482)
Grab your laptop and get in your car and pull along side of him.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh funny mental image. :D

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-10-2006 04:18 PM
This thread delivers..... Great laughs!




If he is out there stealing your internet then you need to protect your router and problem solved....

If you see the guy after that then your gonna have to man up and go out there and find out what he is doing...

I would suggest going out the back and going a few doors down before you creep out, don't take a gun, that is just stupid, but act like you want to help him, say "May I help you, are you looking for directions somewhere, the guy will either play along or drive away, chances are he will not come back since he has now been noticed, but it is in a positive way... No violence needed :)

And if it is a cop or something you will be able to tell and your best bet there is to leave em alone...

Anyway, good luck with it all, I hope you don't wake up one night with a weirdo at the foot of your bed...

shekinah 12-10-2006 04:21 PM
You should make plan A and B, in case..one plan will fail.:)

OzMan 12-10-2006 06:27 PM
log on to his laptop, take over his mouse and surf to gay sites and "yes stealing wireless is still stealing" type sites

Psycho_x 12-10-2006 07:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11500533)
Make a run for it. NOW!
I would take his advice.

GAMEFINEST 12-10-2006 07:07 PM
the driver knows too much

Spunky 12-10-2006 07:16 PM
Sneak up behind the car and put a potato in the tailpipe and hook up a chain to his rear axle and to a tree

BigCashCrew 12-10-2006 07:28 PM
Get a large antenna and go stand in your front yard.

Worldnet 12-10-2006 07:48 PM
Well if you had a high powered transmitter that could transmit on his processors frequency, you could smoke is laptop.:thumbsup


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