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xenigo 12-11-2005 06:39 AM

Press Release: MensNiche Hits All Time Low!
 
Sounds like the highschool kids over there put their heads together and sent out a memo. Congrats, idiots:


Quote:

To affiliates,

URL: http://mensniche.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1520

We would like to announce a brand new affiliate manager Ben Lloyd (ICQ 341-743-085) who brings a diverse range of skills to an exhilarating role. Ben has spent years travelling around the world which makes him perfect for a role which requires working with affiliates from over 80 different countries. With experience from Playboy and Siemens, Ben is going to make a huge impact in the amount you earn!

Why the change?

Over the last 6 months our ?MensNiche forum? has uncharacteristically been rather negative and the reason is now clear.

Scott Trimble simply was not doing the job he was paid for; we would therefore like to announce the departure of Scott Trimble from MensNiche.

Although we taught Scott what he knows about affiliate marketing, provided him with a wage which was the highest in the company and three times more than the industry standard, flew him around the world to Florida, Las Vegas, UK and Romania and treated him with the utmost respect he seemed intent on trying to mess with a company that had made him what he was.

Over a period of 6 months:

- Scott neglected affiliate work and new designs to start up his own work on the side.

- Scott referred a designer to an affiliate and then provided sensitive sales information to that designer so the price could be ?bumped up accordingly? and ?kickbacks given?.

- Scott Insulted members of staff and families of those who gave him the chance in this industry.

At MensNiche we are a family but sometimes people mistake our youth and idealistic views as a weakness, we feel this is our strength. Someone like that does not deserve to be part of something special that YOU created.

As per usual we knew what was going on and already sourced an amazing replacement, someone who is 110% dedicated to making MensNiche the best affiliate program on the net, someone who has travelled the world and is ready to make you more money.

Ben Lloyd is your official new affiliate manager with MensNiche and its time to do things differently. It is imperative you make contact with Ben in any of the following ways:

ICQ: 341-743-085 E-mail: [email protected]
UK: 0115 8491975 International: 044 115 8491975

studiocritic 12-11-2005 06:43 AM

we haven't done business with mensniche, and i don't know any of them at all. i've seen their sites, but that wasn't a good way for them to make their "first impression" on us. :error

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 06:46 AM

what is Scott's nick?

studiocritic 12-11-2005 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
what is Scott's nick?

just look for the subtitle "So Fucking Fired" :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
just look for the subtitle "So Fucking Fired" :1orglaugh

c'mon man just say the nick....i dont surf GFY too much lately and really don't feel like looking for subtitles of nicks.......

StuartD 12-11-2005 06:49 AM

I'm sure they find your opinion very valuable.

xenigo 12-11-2005 06:51 AM

I don't know what his nick is, but I think it's pretty pathetic that a company would write THIS up as a memo / press release. I mean, I'd think it would be funny as a joke... but I just got this in my inbox.

Not only is MensNiche not going to be able to find employees, but I don't think affiliates would want to work with asshats like these either.

Dirty F 12-11-2005 06:52 AM

Just another sales rep who gets fired. Same shit different day.

All these so called press releases and announcements when someone hires a sales rep or fires one is getting boring.

xenigo 12-11-2005 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
I'm sure they find your opinion very valuable.

Yours too. :321GFY

pornstar2pac 12-11-2005 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
what is Scott's nick?


I think it is Brand0n...







I could be wrong

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
I don't know what his nick is, but I think it's pretty pathetic that a company would write THIS up as a memo / press release. I mean, I'd think it would be funny as a joke... but I just got this in my inbox.

Not only is MensNiche not going to be able to find employees, but I don't think affiliates would want to work with asshats like these either.

if I paid someone 5k-10k-15k bucks a month and he was not doing what he was supposed to I would be pissed to....wouldn't you?

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
I think it is Brand0n...







I could be wrong

I think Brand0n's name is Brandon....

pornstar2pac 12-11-2005 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I think Brand0n's name is Brandon....


i think his name is Dumbass

FlogTheLog 12-11-2005 07:00 AM

well i wont be doing any biz with them if they send emails like that out

xenigo 12-11-2005 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
if I paid someone 5k-10k-15k bucks a month and he was not doing what he was supposed to I would be pissed to....wouldn't you?

When Intel fires their CEO... they don't send a bad-mouthing news memo to Associated Press, CNET, and ZDNet to publish. They just say he 'resigned', and they're replacing him.

The last thing they would ever do is air their dirty laundry, because guess what? It makes the company look bad.

Basic Business 101.

GFX Wiz 12-11-2005 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
Sounds like the highschool kids over there put their heads together and sent out a memo. Congrats, idiots:

I was thinking I was the only one who had a lick of business sense on this board for a while there.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...3&postcount=22

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
I'm sure they find your opinion very valuable.

Who was that directed at?

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
c'mon man just say the nick....i dont surf GFY too much lately and really don't feel like looking for subtitles of nicks.......

I was just kidding, I have no idea what his nick is.

StuartD 12-11-2005 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
When Intel fires their CEO... they don't send a bad-mouthing news memo to Associated Press, CNET, and ZDNet to publish. They just say he 'resigned', and they're replacing him.

The last thing they would ever do is air their dirty laundry, because guess what? It makes the company look bad.

Basic Business 101.

And then IBM doesn't send out another press release saying "Intel hits all time low with their press release, they sound like highschool kids."

I think people can figure out for themselves what is and isn't professional.

Making this thread doesn't make you a better business person than them. :2 cents:

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
And then IBM doesn't send out another press release saying "Intel hits all time low with their press release, they sound like highschool kids."

I think people can figure out for themselves what is and isn't professional.

Making this thread doesn't make you a better business person than them. :2 cents:

And then NichePay reps don't come in and comment on the press release of the press release. Or do they...

:helpme

Dirty F 12-11-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
c'mon man just say the nick....i dont surf GFY too much lately and really don't feel like looking for subtitles of nicks.......


Its the latest trend on gfy. Starting huge drama without naming names. Better get used to it.

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Franck
Its the latest trend on gfy. Starting huge drama without naming names. Better get used to it.

lol.. you misread that franck. i made a joke because i didnt know his nick either, and oracle thought i was holding out on him. then somewhere stuart decided to jump in and look down his nose at us

Dirty F 12-11-2005 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
lol.. you misread that franck. i made a joke because i didnt know his nick either, and oracle thought i was holding out on him. then somewhere stuart decided to jump in and look down his nose at us


Ok im confused now.

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
i think his name is Dumbass

no I think that's most like YOUR name....

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
When Intel fires their CEO... they don't send a bad-mouthing news memo to Associated Press, CNET, and ZDNet to publish. They just say he 'resigned', and they're replacing him.

The last thing they would ever do is air their dirty laundry, because guess what? It makes the company look bad.

Basic Business 101.

it's porn, this shit happens almost every day right here on GFY....

xenigo 12-11-2005 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
And then IBM doesn't send out another press release saying "Intel hits all time low with their press release, they sound like highschool kids."

I think people can figure out for themselves what is and isn't professional.

Making this thread doesn't make you a better business person than them. :2 cents:

It was their choice to send out this memo. I have free reign to do whatever the hell I want with it, including bashing them for it.

Protected by 1st Amendment

They're not my company, and by sending something like this out... they've proven they don't care what people think about them. They're idiots, Stuart. The fact that I've never done such a thing actually does make me a better business person. :)

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
lol.. you misread that franck. i made a joke because i didnt know his nick either, and oracle thought i was holding out on him. then somewhere stuart decided to jump in and look down his nose at us

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh can I hire you to do GFY thread summeries on a daily basis?

pornstar2pac 12-11-2005 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
no I think that's most like YOUR name....



it's Du Mass, idiot

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh can I hire you to do GFY thread summeries on a daily basis?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i sale summaries 10c each. am good people.

Oracle Porn 12-11-2005 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by pornstar2pac
it's Du Mass, idiot

good comeback...:rolleyes:

studiocritic 12-11-2005 07:21 AM

i'm going to bed.. hit me up on icq if you're interested in that 10c/thread offer, oracle. :pimp

:1orglaugh

jacked 12-11-2005 07:21 AM

suprised to tell you the truth...

StuartD 12-11-2005 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by studiocritic
lol.. you misread that franck. i made a joke because i didnt know his nick either, and oracle thought i was holding out on him. then somewhere stuart decided to jump in and look down his nose at us

at us? And who are you anyway?

The fact is, a company can hang itself... beating it while it's already put itself down isn't required. It just makes the person beating it look as bad as the company itself.

xenigo 12-11-2005 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
It just makes the person beating it look as bad as the company itself.

You are apparently lacking business sense.

This isn't just kind of wrong, it's very wrong. Far outside the realm of professional. My raising attention to the unprofessionalism of these guys is just reporting. Nothing more.

What your saying would mean Associated Press would look bad for telling a story. No difference here.

Vlad 12-11-2005 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
You are apparently lacking business sense.

This isn't just kind of wrong, it's very wrong. Far outside the realm of professional. My raising attention to the unprofessionalism of these guys is just reporting. Nothing more.

What your saying would mean Associated Press would look bad for telling a story. No difference here.

so you call yourself professional ?

xenigo 12-11-2005 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlad
so you call yourself professional ?

A professional doesn't just sit around and ignore the actions of others. They observe. They question. They learn, and absorb... and talk.

And yes, I call myself professional.

Vlad 12-11-2005 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
A professional doesn't just sit around and ignore the actions of others. They observe. They question. They learn, and absorb... and talk.

And yes, I call myself professional.

look , I'm still getting my weekly wires from mensniche , with/out Scott and it's aint gonna change cause of their "unprofessional responce"

trying to act "professional" by bashing Mensniche , you better pick some different strategy.

xenigo 12-11-2005 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Vlad
look , I'm still getting my weekly wires from mensniche , with/out Scott and it's aint gonna change cause of their "unprofessional responce"

trying to act "professional" by bashing Mensniche , you better pick some different strategy.

Oh yeah? What's a better strategy to let everyone know these guys are idiots? :1orglaugh

Vlad 12-11-2005 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by xenigo
Oh yeah? What's a better strategy to let everyone know these guys are idiots? :1orglaugh

let everyown to decide on their own ? shall you ?

Vitasoy 12-11-2005 07:52 AM

I am a little surprised by them airing out their dirty laundry, so to speak. Congrats to Ben though.


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