Im Going To The Congo!
 

Niteline is not the Only Dialer to have US Terminations in Congo!

Jesus Dialer has some also!!
But unlike Niteline, a team of the Boneprone Family is making a trip to the Congo Tonight to fix the Lines.


We have narrowed the problem, and it seems a splice in the phone line has occured in the nabobichakha river shore deep in the Jungle of the Congo. I think we can tie it back together with the proper tools!

I am leaving tonight with a team of Boneprone Family explorers to Fix the Problem.

Does anyone know of any good strip bars or casinos in the Congo?

Wish us luck, and may Jesus Be With Us!

BP4L

No, But I need some some congo girls for a gorilla shoot!

I think we can tie it back together with the proper tools!

bring back some o' dat good Congo dope. :rasta

I think you are thinking of Jamaica

Jamaica.... Congo.... same thing. As long as there's dope and whores....

Hey man the Congo is no Vacation Spot!

This is some Serious Indiana Jones Shit!

The babes are the National Geographic Jungle Chicks.

Not good. This is an expedition that only the Familly can handle.


Son of Rage where are ya? We need ya back in the family for this one.

We'll be back in time for my HOOTERS party, wont we ??

God Willing.
God Willing.


This will be a mission we shall all remember.

Not to mention Mad BIG Apes in forgotten/hidden/secret bunkers:arcadefre

When is your dialer coming out bone??

shhhhh..

Im going to the Congo Right now.
One thing at a time.

lol

Watch out for the Apes....
I saw this movie one time in band camp..

That movie Congo Was Silly.

That aint real!

"That aint real!"

Hmmmmm Geee Ya Think????

but Ewoks are...

OH NO!
Not a bad splice in Jesus's Congo line!

Its True! Oh Yes it true.

Its Damn True.

Yo Bone... I got your back on the casinos and strip clubs there. I will meet you at the airport and we will do this. I am bringing my camera and as usual I will post pics. There may be a delay though... Internet access is pretty shitty in the Jungle.

Peace

Go with God... and get those lines working again!!

I got a car payment due...and God likes my car.... he said so.

The Congo awaits!

Exxxotica's 2000th post!
Congrats!

That just may be his very last.

The Congo is a dangerous place.
I need both him and Son Of Rage on this one.

Maybe all of Niteline's products have the Ebola virus and that's why everything they sell from Phone Sex to Dialers keeps dying.

Brad

Bone, the helicopter is on its way to pick you up, also recon is on standby, hit me up on the live up-link to make sure we have a solid connection! May god be with you boys out there, i will be in intell and monitoring all of you lifelines from here.

10-4 R3K.


Boneprone prepared and ready to lanuch Opperation Congo in T Minus 6 hours 42 min.

We will be relaying intel and imagery to you for analysis.

I have confirmation that up-link is solid!

Also im looking at all the family vitals, everyone is as stable as could be expected.. Snow and kitty's heart rate is very high right now, do you know of the reason for this, both of thier phone lines are busy?

um, We may have a problem.. I just received my new passport and there is a picture of an elderly black lady on it with all of my info. WTF? Do you think anyone will notice? Even if I put shoe polish on my face, I still question if it will fly. :(

dont worry aaron, we have taken care of it, we will have an specialist in disguises coming to you place as we speak you are now mrs. jackson you have three grandchildren and have been maried for 35 years, this is a something we had to do.

Do they got duty free snake-skin boots down there?

Well, I thought I was going to retire, and be done with the adult biz for good. But I think this is a very impotant mission that needs to happen.

I feel so bad for the poor webmasters who are having trouble making their BMW payments, or those who are having trouble finding enough money to make that trip to Jamica. These are troubling times for the starving webmasters of the world.

Where there is a will, there is a way... we NEED to get those lines back up. There are so many Underaged and non-english reading surffers out there waiting to download a dialer. It is our DUTY as adult webmasters to meet the needs of those surfers.

Bone, You can count me in, Ill do all I can to help.

Peace out Yo

and a little chimp shall lead them...

We've deployed our first team of crack commandos

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A highly- trained elite force of specialists

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Even Dank is helping out, to get us from ship to shore deployment

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Is that Dirty Sanchez holding his pinyata?

White guy humor.... heh. :pimp

That would be Da Man himself ...:Graucho

The whole family will be helping out in this "the mission of all missions" in one way or another ...

Yo I hear you brother. Werd!!! These white boys may seem wiggity whak, but their cause is genuine.

Why do you even have to go there ???
Would you like what ... more ****** humour ... or perhaps more Chink humour .. why don't we toast a few spics while we're at it ...???

why does everything have to come down to race?

You all told us we can't jump ... now your picking on our sense of humour too ?!?


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And how should we class that wigger wannabe SonOfRage ???

Hehe. :arcadefre

Mount up boys and girls. We is going to the CONGO!

We need some of 12 click's Book to spread down there.

Africans are so used to Americans coming to their Country with some kind of Holy Book to push on them, I thihk 12 clicks book would probably be best...

After all, after we get done exploiting their Dialer Terminal lines, we are opeing up an army of off shore online casinos there next.

They are gunna need this Holy Book.

Still Taking Recruits.

What do you have to offer?