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boneprone · 01-30-2002, 05:20 PM

Niteline is not the Only Dialer to have US Terminations in Congo!

Jesus Dialer has some also!!
But unlike Niteline, a team of the Boneprone Family is making a trip to the Congo Tonight to fix the Lines.

We have narrowed the problem, and it seems a splice in the phone line has occured in the nabobichakha river shore deep in the Jungle of the Congo. I think we can tie it back together with the proper tools!

I am leaving tonight with a team of Boneprone Family explorers to Fix the Problem.

Does anyone know of any good strip bars or casinos in the Congo?

Wish us luck, and may Jesus Be With Us!

BP4L

skinsultant · 01-30-2002, 05:23 PM

No, But I need some some congo girls for a gorilla shoot!

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 05:23 PM

I think we can tie it back together with the proper tools!

Amputate Your Head · 01-30-2002, 05:25 PM

bring back some o' dat good Congo dope.

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 05:29 PM

I think you are thinking of Jamaica

Amputate Your Head · 01-30-2002, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I think you are thinking of Jamaica

Jamaica.... Congo.... same thing. As long as there's dope and whores....

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 05:37 PM

Hey man the Congo is no Vacation Spot!

This is some Serious Indiana Jones Shit!

The babes are the National Geographic Jungle Chicks.

Not good. This is an expedition that only the Familly can handle.

Son of Rage where are ya? We need ya back in the family for this one.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-30-2002, 05:45 PM

We'll be back in time for my HOOTERS party, wont we ??

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 05:47 PM

God Willing.
God Willing.

This will be a mission we shall all remember.

Naughty · 01-30-2002, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Hey man the Congo is no Vacation Spot!
This is some Serious Indiana Jones Shit!
The babes are the National Geographic Jungle Chicks.

Not to mention Mad BIG Apes in forgotten/hidden/secret bunkers

SNOW · 01-30-2002, 06:11 PM

When is your dialer coming out bone??

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 06:18 PM

shhhhh..

Im going to the Congo Right now.
One thing at a time.

Theo · 01-30-2002, 06:29 PM

FADE19 · 01-30-2002, 06:45 PM

Watch out for the Apes....
I saw this movie one time in band camp..

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 06:50 PM

That movie Congo Was Silly.

That aint real!

FADE19 · 01-30-2002, 06:53 PM

"That aint real!"

Hmmmmm Geee Ya Think????

but Ewoks are...

Cheshire · 01-30-2002, 07:02 PM

OH NO!
Not a bad splice in Jesus's Congo line!

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 07:10 PM

Its True! Oh Yes it true.

Its Damn True.

AaronM · 01-30-2002, 07:50 PM

Yo Bone... I got your back on the casinos and strip clubs there. I will meet you at the airport and we will do this. I am bringing my camera and as usual I will post pics. There may be a delay though... Internet access is pretty shitty in the Jungle.

Peace

Exxxotica · 01-30-2002, 09:07 PM

Go with God... and get those lines working again!!

I got a car payment due...and God likes my car.... he said so.

The Congo awaits!

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 10:25 PM

Exxxotica's 2000th post!
Congrats!

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 10:44 PM

That just may be his very last.

The Congo is a dangerous place.
I need both him and Son Of Rage on this one.

Brad Mitchell · 01-30-2002, 10:46 PM

Maybe all of Niteline's products have the Ebola virus and that's why everything they sell from Phone Sex to Dialers keeps dying.

Brad

^R3K^ · 01-30-2002, 10:50 PM

Bone, the helicopter is on its way to pick you up, also recon is on standby, hit me up on the live up-link to make sure we have a solid connection! May god be with you boys out there, i will be in intell and monitoring all of you lifelines from here.

boneprone · 01-30-2002, 10:52 PM

10-4 R3K.

Boneprone prepared and ready to lanuch Opperation Congo in T Minus 6 hours 42 min.

We will be relaying intel and imagery to you for analysis.

^R3K^ · 01-30-2002, 10:58 PM

I have confirmation that up-link is solid!

Also im looking at all the family vitals, everyone is as stable as could be expected.. Snow and kitty's heart rate is very high right now, do you know of the reason for this, both of thier phone lines are busy?

AaronM · 01-30-2002, 11:04 PM

um, We may have a problem.. I just received my new passport and there is a picture of an elderly black lady on it with all of my info. WTF? Do you think anyone will notice? Even if I put shoe polish on my face, I still question if it will fly.

^R3K^ · 01-30-2002, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AaronM
um, We may have a problem.. I just received my new passport and there is a picture of an elderly black lady on it with all of my info. WTF? Do you think anyone will notice? Even if I put shoe polish on my face, I still question if it will fly.

dont worry aaron, we have taken care of it, we will have an specialist in disguises coming to you place as we speak you are now mrs. jackson you have three grandchildren and have been maried for 35 years, this is a something we had to do.

TheFLY · 01-30-2002, 11:20 PM

Do they got duty free snake-skin boots down there?

SonOfRage · 01-30-2002, 11:35 PM

Well, I thought I was going to retire, and be done with the adult biz for good. But I think this is a very impotant mission that needs to happen.

I feel so bad for the poor webmasters who are having trouble making their BMW payments, or those who are having trouble finding enough money to make that trip to Jamica. These are troubling times for the starving webmasters of the world.

Where there is a will, there is a way... we NEED to get those lines back up. There are so many Underaged and non-english reading surffers out there waiting to download a dialer. It is our DUTY as adult webmasters to meet the needs of those surfers.

Bone, You can count me in, Ill do all I can to help.

Peace out Yo

titmowse · 01-31-2002, 12:21 AM

and a little chimp shall lead them...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-31-2002, 12:29 AM

We've deployed our first team of crack commandos

A highly- trained elite force of specialists

Even Dank is helping out, to get us from ship to shore deployment

Exxxotica · 01-31-2002, 12:36 AM

Is that Dirty Sanchez holding his pinyata?

Mark the Pithy · 01-31-2002, 12:50 AM

White guy humor.... heh.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-31-2002, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Is that Dirty Sanchez holding his pinyata?

That would be Da Man himself ...

The whole family will be helping out in this "the mission of all missions" in one way or another ...

SonOfRage · 01-31-2002, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark the Pithy
White guy humor.... heh.

Yo I hear you brother. Werd!!! These white boys may seem wiggity whak, but their cause is genuine.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 01-31-2002, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mark the Pithy
White guy humor.... heh.

Why do you even have to go there ???
Would you like what ... more ****** humour ... or perhaps more Chink humour .. why don't we toast a few spics while we're at it ...???

why does everything have to come down to race?

You all told us we can't jump ... now your picking on our sense of humour too ?!?

And how should we class that wigger wannabe SonOfRage ???

Mark the Pithy · 01-31-2002, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

Why do you even have to go there ???
Would you like what ... more ****** humour ... or perhaps more Chink humour .. why don't we toast a few spics while we're at it ...???

why does everything have to come down to race?

You all told us we can't jump ... now your picking on our sense of humour too ?!?

And how should we class that wigger wannabe SonOfRage ???

Hehe.

boneprone · 01-31-2002, 01:21 AM

Mount up boys and girls. We is going to the CONGO!

We need some of 12 click's Book to spread down there.

Africans are so used to Americans coming to their Country with some kind of Holy Book to push on them, I thihk 12 clicks book would probably be best...

After all, after we get done exploiting their Dialer Terminal lines, we are opeing up an army of off shore online casinos there next.

They are gunna need this Holy Book.

boneprone · 01-31-2002, 05:15 AM

Still Taking Recruits.

What do you have to offer?

Mark the Pithy · 01-31-2002, 05:21 AM

I can distract the locals.

DarkJedi · 01-31-2002, 08:00 AM

hire some local guerilas

Lev · 01-31-2002, 08:04 AM

Hey bone, bring me back a zebra while your'e there.

boneprone · 01-31-2002, 03:51 PM

This is the Congo, not the Zoo.
ITs Jungle dude. No Zebra's in the fucking Jungles!!

The ignorance is Bliss.

RaGe · 01-31-2002, 04:03 PM

Get him a monkey then

boneprone · 01-31-2002, 04:25 PM

It seems Niteline Media is following in our footstep.
Our mission has given them ideas! \

Accroding to a niteline broker, they are sending Attorneys to Congo to get thier Money from what I hear! This is the truth!
Unreal.

Maybe we will see them on the plane!

AaronM · 02-02-2002, 09:13 PM

UPDATE FROM SOUTH AFRICA

We landed in northern Africa and went to find the damaged lines in the Congo. Once we got there and ran some tests, we discovered that the problem with the lines was actually in the wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River. Most if our gear has been held up in customs but we were allowed a few basic essentials.

We had to take a fucking train for god knows how many miles (seemed like thousands) then a chopper picked us up and flew us to the newly found spot. Because of all the trees, we had to land about 20 miles away and hike in through a bunch of swamp crap. This part of Africa sucks ass. In the Congo we mostly had to deal with the dangers of Gorillas but here in the wetlands, it is more of a swampy, high plains kinda thing and there are lions, hippos, rhinos, and a lot of other dangerous animals that seem to be following us. On the flight in we did see some zebras though so Lev may still get his wish.

Hey DarkJedi, I just noticed your flag and the funny thing is we did hire an american who is now living along the Zambezi River, to be our guide. The dude kinda looks like a pirate. I will post his picture below.

With the help of Nyght (the pirate guide) and our GPS, we were able to locate the bad section of wire. There is a lot of rhino activity in the area and it looks like the animals may have severed the underwater lines. The rhinos are very protective of the area and they sure as hell did not like us there. One of them actually tried to charge us. Thank god he was on the other side of the river. Once the line was repaired we discovered that there was another line down in the area. We hope to find it tomorrow.

Well, that about does it for the amount of time I have before this shitty satellite connection is out of range so I gotta go. Rest well knowing that we are working 24/7 to restore the Jesus Dialer lines. We have been video taping some of the events and hope to broadcast a feed of them in a day or two.

Please wish us luck on the rest of our journey.

Peace

Exxxotica · 02-02-2002, 09:29 PM

Looks like a very dangerous mission! If it werent for my dam herpes outbreak, id be there with you.

Thank God we have people like you guys working to get those lines back up. My dialer minutes are suffering. As a matter of fact, my friends E. European husband was complaining to me how he couldnt access his favorite .exe porn site.

Thanks guys

boneprone · 02-02-2002, 10:47 PM

Damn. What a fucking trip.

Ive never been to Africa. The culture, the food, the people, the animals all a nice change.

We have been out all day fixing the Dialer Lines wioth our tools, and scouting out the area..

What was once a team of 12 has diminshed to a team of 5.
And currently only 3 of us are back in the host faily home.

2 Family members are still out.

But loosing 7 members of the family back in the Congo has me worried. If any of you hear anything let them know we have moved to wetlands of Southern Africa along the Zambezi River.

Other than that our host family is very nice, and we have lots of pics we will post monday when we finish here.

Hey Aaron, post a pic of our host family!

Nyght · 02-02-2002, 11:12 PM

Hey Boneprone,
Good to see you're us lucky one's that got out. Did you hear that Charlie was eaten by lions? Too damn sad really. The natives are putting a group of warriors together to go hunt the beast. We should be feasting on that damn lion tomorrow night.

Yum lion, its the other white meat.

01-30-2002, 05:20 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Im Going To The Congo! Niteline is not the Only Dialer to have US Terminations in Congo! Jesus Dialer has some also!! But unlike Niteline, a team of the Boneprone Family is making a trip to the Congo Tonight to fix the Lines. We have narrowed the problem, and it seems a splice in the phone line has occured in the nabobichakha river shore deep in the Jungle of the Congo. I think we can tie it back together with the proper tools! I am leaving tonight with a team of Boneprone Family explorers to Fix the Problem. Does anyone know of any good strip bars or casinos in the Congo? Wish us luck, and may Jesus Be With Us! BP4L

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skinsultant Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: woodstock,il usa Posts: 24	No, But I need some some congo girls for a gorilla shoot! __________________ cd babes adult content

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	We'll be back in time for my HOOTERS party, wont we ?? __________________

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	OH NO! Not a bad splice in Jesus's Congo line! __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 01-31-2002 at 04:06 PM..

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	bring back some o' dat good Congo dope.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I think you are thinking of Jamaica

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hey man the Congo is no Vacation Spot! This is some Serious Indiana Jones Shit! The babes are the National Geographic Jungle Chicks. Not good. This is an expedition that only the Familly can handle. Son of Rage where are ya? We need ya back in the family for this one.

01-30-2002, 05:47 PM	#9
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	God Willing. God Willing. This will be a mission we shall all remember.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	shhhhh.. Im going to the Congo Right now. One thing at a time.

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	Watch out for the Apes.... I saw this movie one time in band camp..

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	That movie Congo Was Silly. That aint real!

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FADE19 Snow's Parole Officer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: mud hut next to Bin Laden's Posts: 1,161	"That aint real!" Hmmmmm Geee Ya Think???? but Ewoks are...

01-30-2002, 07:10 PM	#18
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Its True! Oh Yes it true. Its Damn True.

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Yo Bone... I got your back on the casinos and strip clubs there. I will meet you at the airport and we will do this. I am bringing my camera and as usual I will post pics. There may be a delay though... Internet access is pretty shitty in the Jungle. Peace

01-30-2002, 09:07 PM	#20
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Go with God... and get those lines working again!! I got a car payment due...and God likes my car.... he said so. The Congo awaits!

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Exxxotica's 2000th post! Congrats!

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	That just may be his very last. The Congo is a dangerous place. I need both him and Son Of Rage on this one.

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Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,812	Maybe all of Niteline's products have the Ebola virus and that's why everything they sell from Phone Sex to Dialers keeps dying. Brad

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^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	Bone, the helicopter is on its way to pick you up, also recon is on standby, hit me up on the live up-link to make sure we have a solid connection! May god be with you boys out there, i will be in intell and monitoring all of you lifelines from here. __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

01-30-2002, 10:52 PM	#25
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	10-4 R3K. Boneprone prepared and ready to lanuch Opperation Congo in T Minus 6 hours 42 min. We will be relaying intel and imagery to you for analysis.

01-30-2002, 10:58 PM	#26
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	I have confirmation that up-link is solid! Also im looking at all the family vitals, everyone is as stable as could be expected.. Snow and kitty's heart rate is very high right now, do you know of the reason for this, both of thier phone lines are busy? __________________ no business like ho business Http://www.natnet.com No Hype, Just Results

01-30-2002, 11:04 PM	#27
AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	um, We may have a problem.. I just received my new passport and there is a picture of an elderly black lady on it with all of my info. WTF? Do you think anyone will notice? Even if I put shoe polish on my face, I still question if it will fly.

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TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Do they got duty free snake-skin boots down there?

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SonOfRage Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: You have a cute daughter, mind if I jack? Posts: 632	Well, I thought I was going to retire, and be done with the adult biz for good. But I think this is a very impotant mission that needs to happen. I feel so bad for the poor webmasters who are having trouble making their BMW payments, or those who are having trouble finding enough money to make that trip to Jamica. These are troubling times for the starving webmasters of the world. Where there is a will, there is a way... we NEED to get those lines back up. There are so many Underaged and non-english reading surffers out there waiting to download a dialer. It is our DUTY as adult webmasters to meet the needs of those surfers. Bone, You can count me in, Ill do all I can to help. Peace out Yo

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	and a little chimp shall lead them... __________________ I still love everybody

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	We've deployed our first team of crack commandos A highly- trained elite force of specialists Even Dank is helping out, to get us from ship to shore deployment __________________ Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 01-31-2002 at 12:47 AM..

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Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Is that Dirty Sanchez holding his pinyata?

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Mark the Pithy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Upstate New Yawk Posts: 276	White guy humor.... heh.

01-31-2002, 01:21 AM	#39
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Mount up boys and girls. We is going to the CONGO! We need some of 12 click's Book to spread down there. Africans are so used to Americans coming to their Country with some kind of Holy Book to push on them, I thihk 12 clicks book would probably be best... After all, after we get done exploiting their Dialer Terminal lines, we are opeing up an army of off shore online casinos there next. They are gunna need this Holy Book.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Still Taking Recruits. What do you have to offer?

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Mark the Pithy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Upstate New Yawk Posts: 276	I can distract the locals.

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DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	hire some local guerilas

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Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	Hey bone, bring me back a zebra while your'e there.