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SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:13 AM

Relationship help from the women of GFY - I need your input
 
fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.



I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)



women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?


should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

Tala 11-30-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.



I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)



women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?


should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

You have awesome standards. Don't change a thing. You know what it is that you want, which is saying a hell of a lot more than most men.

Even though I don't have style, can I still be your friend? :)

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
You have awesome standards. Don't change a thing. You know what it is that you want, which is saying a hell of a lot more than most men.

Even though I don't have style, can I still be your friend? :)

only if i can see the tatoo again

Tala 11-30-2004 01:19 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
only if i can see the tatoo again
But of course. I can only give you pictures, though. I'm not making Vegas, so you can't see it live.

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/sleazy2.jpg

http://www.freakmanor.com/images/sleazy3.jpg

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:20 AM

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Originally posted by Tala
[B]But of course. I can only give you pictures, though. I'm not making Vegas, so you can't see it live.

why arn't you comming to vegas - icq me NOW

Theo 11-30-2004 01:20 AM

When are in love with a woman most probably you see most of the characteristics you mentioned.....later is the problem ;-)

Candice 11-30-2004 01:22 AM

Wow, those standards are just right IMO. Not too much to expect in a mate at all. As Tala said, don't change a thing. I hope you find Ms. Right soon....shouldn't be hard, you sound like a fun person. Very acceptable standards! :thumbsup

xoxo,

Candice :female

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
When are in love with a woman most probably you see most of the characteristics you mentioned.....later is the problem ;-)
can you sober up and retype that in english please?

ffmihai 11-30-2004 01:22 AM

so you need someone to really love you actually huh?!.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by ffmihai
so you need someone to really love you actually huh?!.
love me long time baby

Theo 11-30-2004 01:23 AM

lol

boneprone 11-30-2004 01:23 AM

ill fuck ya

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:24 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
ill fuck ya
i was hoping to fuck you.......

Tala 11-30-2004 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why arn't you comming to vegas - icq me NOW
Yes dear.....*looks around for your Q number*

MetaMan 11-30-2004 01:25 AM

if you need love i got what you need, aint no way that they can take that from me.

baby i promise that ill stay true, dont let anybody say it aint so, baby i promise that i will never leave, baby i promise these things to you, girl just believe i promise.

i promise.

Sly 11-30-2004 01:25 AM

Sleazy, I've been told I have beautiful eyes. Would you care to take a gaze? :Graucho

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Yes dear.....*looks around for your Q number*

105 713 197

Tala 11-30-2004 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
105 713 197
Nice. Time for some CYBER!!

boneprone 11-30-2004 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
i was hoping to fuck you.......
again??

were's that big woody pic of you and me in vegas?

That was classic..

NickB. 11-30-2004 01:43 AM

For a great and honest man you are totally not asking too much bro! ( not licking your ass but it's the truth )

:thumbsup

Elli 11-30-2004 01:47 AM

Sleazy, those are awesome standards. The only one that's diifficult is the traveling one. If she's smart enough to catch your eye, odds are she'll have a job she's tied to.

EROTEEK 11-30-2004 01:48 AM

.. nice set of "wanted" ... i just hope you actually live yourself by that standards..

My fave is number 3 ..
Quote:

likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
, cuz most man LOVE to tease but HATE to be teased....

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:48 AM

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Originally posted by Elli
Sleazy, those are awesome standards. The only one that's diifficult is the traveling one. If she's smart enough to catch your eye, odds are she'll have a job she's tied to.
some jobs are more mobile than others........

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:49 AM

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Originally posted by EROTEEK
.. nice set of "wanted" ... i just hope you actually live yourself by that standards..

My fave is number 3 .. , cuz most man LOVE to tease but HATE to be teased....

don't EVER fucking tease me or I'll kill you and piss on your corpse and then kill your family and do the same to them

Tala 11-30-2004 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nickbaauw
For a great and honest man you are totally not asking too much bro! ( not licking your ass but it's the truth )

:thumbsup

Nick.....asslicking.....Nick......asslicking...oh the stories I can make from this!!

Tala 11-30-2004 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
don't EVER fucking tease me or I'll kill you and piss on your corpse and then kill your family and do the same to them
Okay, skip the killing ME part, and things will be grand. :glugglug

Elli 11-30-2004 01:56 AM

The best is when you can both flirt with other girls. :Graucho :Graucho

NickB. 11-30-2004 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
The best is when you can both flirt with other girls. :Graucho :Graucho
Amen :thumbsup

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
The best is when you can both flirt with other girls. :Graucho :Graucho
that's actually a SERIOUS MAJOR concern in this business - as i flirt like crazy with all kinds of women on a REGULAR basis. I should have added that.

i'm not a jealous person and i believe that goes both ways with some freedom in a relationship

ukxtra 11-30-2004 02:00 AM

Virtuagirl :thumbsup :1orglaugh

The Bootyologist 11-30-2004 02:01 AM

I think you should rethink the house being open to friends at all times. A woman's home is her nest and she wont ever be happy in a situation without any control

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ukxtra
Virtuagirl :thumbsup :1orglaugh
already had sex with rex

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Bootyologist
I think you should rethink the house being open to friends at all times. A woman's home is her nest and she wont ever be happy in a situation without any control
i cannot stand having to tell people they need to give 2 days notice before they come over.

it's who I am and who i want to be - i grew up in a home like that

this is actually a major point for me. my home is open and made to feel like it's always open. (bedroom of course is another story)

Elli 11-30-2004 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i cannot stand having to tell people they need to give 2 days notice before they come over.

it's who I am and who i want to be - i grew up in a home like that

this is actually a major point for me. my home is open and made to feel like it's always open. (bedroom of course is another story)

As long as you make her feel just at home, and just as you can say "I need a day without visitors", she should be able to say the same.

But that's if you live together. If you have your own places, then she can just go home. :)

basschick 11-30-2004 02:11 AM

if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...

on the other hand, whenever anyone i know is actively looking for someone, they find fakes or chameleons. when they are not looking is when they find the person they would have been looking for - if ya see what i mean.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
As long as you make her feel just at home, and just as you can say "I need a day without visitors", she should be able to say the same.

But that's if you live together. If you have your own places, then she can just go home. :)

agreed

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by basschick
if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...

on the other hand, whenever anyone i know is actively looking for someone, they find fakes or chameleons. when they are not looking is when they find the person they would have been looking for - if ya see what i mean.

totally

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by basschick
if you bring similar qualities, seems like a reasonable list...


why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol

hydro 11-30-2004 02:33 AM

Thats not too much to ask, if a girl doesnt meet your standards just move on to the next one on the list :thumbsup

LROD 11-30-2004 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol

Yeah, right. The reality is, " I have the pussy. I make the rules."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



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