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Whit Just Whit 11-30-2004 02:42 PM

Scott

Those are great qualities to look for in another human being. And NO i dont think you should lower your standard or not include those when looking for the right woman.

Dude WE NEED to get together... its snowy out today!!! :)

Whitney xo

D-Money 11-30-2004 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
All those requirements? Yipes, I'd just simplify the search and go with something simple and hassle free.

:1orglaugh

http://www.realdoll.com/image/jenny/j012.jpg

Those tits aren't natural!

Elli 11-30-2004 04:35 PM

I was listening to this song today and thought of this thread, Sleazy. I think this might be what you're looking for. :)

Somebody by Depeche Mode

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who?ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She?ll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She?ll hear me out
And won?t easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she?ll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who?ll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don?t want to be tied
To anyone?s strings
I?m carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I?m asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I?ll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
Maybe that's some perception men have but I know a lot of women that won't go for the hot bodybuilder types - they tend to be looking out for every mirror in the vicinity. Guess some people look for concrete souls rather than hot/sexy looks sometimes.

Sleazy is actually a sweetheart if you meet him somewhere other than boards ;)

i am a body builder- i just chose round

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by speakthetruth
Stick to the hookers on the amex as they suit you better.
you can put hookers on amex?


sweet!!!! sex AND aeroplan miles!!!!!!!

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
All those requirements? Yipes, I'd just simplify the search and go with something simple and hassle free.

:1orglaugh

http://www.realdoll.com/image/jenny/j012.jpg

probally a very good idea

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
I was listening to this song today and thought of this thread, Sleazy. I think this might be what you're looking for. :)

Somebody by Depeche Mode

I want somebody to share
Share the rest of my life
Share my innermost thoughts
Know my intimate details
Someone who?ll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She?ll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She?ll hear me out
And won?t easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she?ll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me
Aaaahhhhh....

I want somebody who cares
For me passionately
With every thought and
With every breath
Someone who?ll help me see things
In a different light
All the things I detest
I will almost like
I don?t want to be tied
To anyone?s strings
I?m carefully trying to steer clear of
Those things
But when I?m asleep
I want somebody
Who will put their arms around me
And kiss me tenderly
Though things like this
Make me sick
In a case like this
I?ll get away with it
Aaaahhhhh....

no mention of fucking the shit out of the other person till they squeal?

Kard63 11-30-2004 05:15 PM

If you looked like brad pitt, were hung like john holmes, and had the money of bill gates you would still have to consider it lucky to find that.


So yes.

Elli 11-30-2004 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
no mention of fucking the shit out of the other person till they squeal?
For that we can try Nine Inch Nails' Closer to God

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything

you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Elli
For that we can try Nine Inch Nails' Closer to God

you let me violate you
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you

i broke apart my insides
i've got no soul to sell
the only thing that works for me
help me get away

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you
just like an animal

you can have my isolation
you can have the hate that it brings
you can have absence of faith
you can have my everything

you tear down all my reason
you see through what i hide
you make me perfect
help me get inside

i wanna fuck you
i wanna taste you
i wanna feel you
i wanna be you

:thumbsup

Missy 11-30-2004 05:51 PM

I think your wishlist is not unreasonable, but most women who would fit into that category are already taken.

In reality though, wishlists are useless. From my personal experience (and I've seen it time and time again) you'll be on a quest for that one woman who fits every criteria on your list, and then BAM! Somebody will come along that fits very few or even none of those criteria. Instead she will posess qualities that you never even knew were important, and she will amaze you to the point where you'll wonder why you even wasted all that time on that damn list in the first place! You'll realize that all those things you thought were so imortant are really pretty trivial, and when you find the right girl, the rest falls into place on its own.

Trixxxia 11-30-2004 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
i am a body builder- i just chose round
Do you try to get a glimpse of yourself from any flat surface that can remotely give off a reflection? If yes, then you're screwed! Women want men to look at them - not themselves ;)

KCat 11-30-2004 06:17 PM

Those qualities definitely exist, but aren't likely to be found in someone who looks like a pornstar. So many guys (not saying you!) get caught up in trying to find a Jenna J lookalike & are surprised when she ends up being a gold digger or fucking your best friend when she's mad at you.

slapass 11-30-2004 06:29 PM

I see what I have been doing wrong. I look for beautiful and materialistic. High maintenance makes my dick hard.

:thumbsup

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KCat
Those qualities definitely exist, but aren't likely to be found in someone who looks like a pornstar. So many guys (not saying you!) get caught up in trying to find a Jenna J lookalike & are surprised when she ends up being a gold digger or fucking your best friend when she's mad at you.
i'm not saying i don't appreciate good looking women - but i look to the person first and looking at the range of women I've dated in my life i'd say I date pretty much all body types.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Missy
I think your wishlist is not unreasonable, but most women who would fit into that category are already taken.

In reality though, wishlists are useless. From my personal experience (and I've seen it time and time again) you'll be on a quest for that one woman who fits every criteria on your list, and then BAM! Somebody will come along that fits very few or even none of those criteria. Instead she will posess qualities that you never even knew were important, and she will amaze you to the point where you'll wonder why you even wasted all that time on that damn list in the first place! You'll realize that all those things you thought were so imortant are really pretty trivial, and when you find the right girl, the rest falls into place on its own.

been there - only met one women ever in my life that made my heart thump. didn't exactly fit but that THUMP was something else.....

RRRED 11-30-2004 11:51 PM

Nicely said Missy!

If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements".

As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important.

Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Nicely said Missy!

If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements".

As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important.

Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last.


i hear ya and agree

Ironhorse 11-30-2004 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
why should I have to bring anything to the table? I'm the man. I'm the one doing the choosing here. lol
Well, there's your problem.. :2 cents:

Xenophage 12-06-2004 06:03 PM

Sleazy Is elite ! and he is a sexy biatch !

infecto 12-06-2004 06:08 PM

Awesome standards bro, I have the same ones and actually have a girl right now that meets all of them.

Missy 12-06-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Nicely said Missy!

If you base everything on a certain "criteria" you'll never be happy and you'll suck the life out of the poor woman who gets CLOSE TO but not all of your "requirements".

As Missy said, you probably will find qualities that you didn't know were important.

Missy and Christian are the prime example of the perfect couple. I thought that when I met them 6 years ago? There is just such a deep comfort and loyalty about them that you can tell they will be able to last.

Ok, so I'm a week late. Didn't see your post before. I was trying to come up with something smartass to reply with, but that's just so damn sweet I can't think of a thing to say!

Thanks Niccole! I think we make a pretty good couple too :thumbsup (Now if I could just get HIM to believe that!)

Hera, the Apocalypse 12-06-2004 07:29 PM

very realistic standards :)
only probs is, should you find someone that nice...she'll be hell as bent in setting high standards herself...

will you fit those standards as well? ;)

it's a matter of give and take.
nonetheless, you will know when she's the one :)


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