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Raven 11-30-2004 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
fuck the images.

i'm going to descrie what I'm looing for in a women.



I want someone who

can take my feet out from under me mentally once in a while
has a KILLER smile
likes my propensity to tease ( and i have a BAD tendency to do so)
has eyes i can loose myself in
is a DEMON in the bedroom
is OPEN sexually and not full of mental problems there
likes to have fun
has some style (not talking incredible style- but some would be nice)
doesn't have an addiction problem
isn't tied to or all about material possetions
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
is able to travel a LOT with me
stand behind me on major issuses ( i do the same)



women - PLEASE TELL ME SERIOUSLY

is that asking too much?


should i be lowering my standards and droping some of these requirements?

SERIOUSLY, you are describing a real woman.

No..you're not asking for too much. I hope you find her.

PHPdude 11-30-2004 04:28 AM

you certain have high expectations, i just think you got to take what you can get and live with it, not everyones perfect.

hydro 11-30-2004 04:43 AM

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Originally posted by LROD
Yeah, right. The reality is, " I have the pussy. I make the rules."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh



Good luck on creating your stellar all-star team. What is life without loving and being loved madly?

Woman only make the rules when guys let them. Usually these are the same guys who suck up to woman, buy them gifts every week and say how good they look every day.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 11:41 AM

bump

Odie 11-30-2004 12:00 PM

I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??:winkwink:

SleazeQueen 11-30-2004 12:02 PM

Those are good qualities to look for. I'd have to draw the line at the open house policy thing. My house is my haven and I don't like to feel invaded. But with everyone having cell phones we don't have a problem anymore. Call me from downtown and let me know you're in the area. If I'm home, you're welcome to come by. Just let me know so I can put all the unmentionables away before you get here. :)

As far as teasing goes, most balanced women are okay with it as long as it's not malicious and as long as you can take it as well as you dish it out.

Cyndalie 11-30-2004 12:03 PM

Hmm.. sounds like someone I know but I cant place....

:thumbsup Keep em high sleazy, she'll find ya and be the lucky one

Google Expert 11-30-2004 12:06 PM

Wow, you are truly retarded.

Holly 11-30-2004 12:11 PM

Sounds good to me. The house deal is probably more related to what someone is used to. I'm really close with my family so I have them and my friends tromping in and out, day and night. I never think about it and they all have their own key, lol. My ex-husband used to get a little freaked out at first because he wasn't raised like that. The travel deal will probably be the hardest, depending on her work and other commitments.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??:winkwink:
wooohooo!!!!!

Elli 11-30-2004 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by hydro
Woman only make the rules when guys let them. Usually these are the same guys who suck up to woman, buy them gifts every week and say how good they look every day.
So very true.

JamesK2 11-30-2004 12:22 PM

don't show the girl you're rich untill she really shows she wants u.

it'll help.

Zoe_Zoebaboe 11-30-2004 12:28 PM

Heh, theres nothing wrong with what you're requesting. I'm glad to see it isnt all about looks. Gotta have a brain in there somewhere!


So...are we able to fill out an application? ;)

Irrum 11-30-2004 12:29 PM

This is my advise, within time the right one will come along, just be patient, I am sure you will find what you deserve. Don't play any mind games like being mean or nice for 5 days, be yourself otherwise it will just backfire. Trust me, you don't want drama in a relationship, you should always keep it real.

xlogger 11-30-2004 12:33 PM

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Originally posted by Irrum
This is my advise, within time the right one will come along.
"rite one" -- its a myth. :1orglaugh

sean416 11-30-2004 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
allows me to have a home open to friends at any time
who wears the pants in your relationships? :1orglaugh

Trixxxia 11-30-2004 12:42 PM

I think it's a reasonable 'wishlist' Sleazy. I'll tell you though that not everyone likes a portal as a home :1orglaugh. My husband was amazed at how people just stop by for supper or sleep over and come to us without calling & some don't even bother ringing the doorbell. Things changed a little to accomodate him (people walking in the house while you're doing the nasty ruins the moment) so we learned to lock all doors at all times - and hinted more on the calling before since we work from home. All in all when it's the right person, even if they aren't used to it, they'll see the positive aspect & that's that they will have you & you're love.

Tala 11-30-2004 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by TopBucksTrixxxia
I think it's a reasonable 'wishlist' Sleazy. I'll tell you though that not everyone likes a portal as a home :1orglaugh. My husband was amazed at how people just stop by for supper or sleep over and come to us without calling & some don't even bother ringing the doorbell. Things changed a little to accomodate him (people walking in the house while you're doing the nasty ruins the moment) so we learned to lock all doors at all times - and hinted more on the calling before since we work from home. All in all when it's the right person, even if they aren't used to it, they'll see the positive aspect & that's that they will have you & you're love.
I can't imagine not having an open-door house. It's cool for me to see folks whenever, because I'm kinda bohemian like that.

sherie 11-30-2004 12:45 PM

Nope not asking for much there...It could be where you are looking that is the the problem.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-30-2004 12:48 PM

I agree with most of the women here. You are not asking too much. :glugglug

Head 11-30-2004 12:50 PM

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Originally posted by Odie
I fit all those qualities Scott...see you in 4 days??:winkwink:
I'll second that: Odies hot!!!

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Head
I'll second that: Odies hot!!!

and I've been in bed with her!!!!!!

RisqueWritings 11-30-2004 01:38 PM

I didn't know I made that much of a lasting impression on you ;)

But seriously... stop talking about me like that to everyone... I try to keep those traits a secret!

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by RisqueWritings
I didn't know I made that much of a lasting impression on you ;)

But seriously... stop talking about me like that to everyone... I try to keep those traits a secret!

hey great to see you on GFY - sorry I didn't egta chance to hook up with you later - you missed out on a SUPER fun evening at some incredible clubs (in their vips - and we went by limo bus)

icq me 105 713 197

RisqueWritings 11-30-2004 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
hey great to see you on GFY - sorry I didn't egta chance to hook up with you later - you missed out on a SUPER fun evening at some incredible clubs (in their vips - and we went by limo bus)

icq me 105 713 197

I can't remember for the life of me what my ICQ number is... I'll track you down somehow =)

NoCarrier 11-30-2004 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by JamesK
don't show the girl you're rich untill she really shows she wants u.

it'll help.

Unless you are Sleazydream, he needs to show the girl he has money, or she won't be interested. :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Unless you are Sleazydream, he needs to show the girl he has money, or she won't be interested. :1orglaugh
actually i got laid more when i was poor..... ( i was married for the last 6 years though)

Rebecca Love 11-30-2004 02:01 PM

Nothing wrong with being a REAL man...... :glugglug those are great values you are looking for.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by Rebecca Love
Nothing wrong with being a REAL man...... :glugglug those are great values you are looking for.
awesome site - you are georgous

BlackCrayon 11-30-2004 02:05 PM

aren't you already married?

D-Money 11-30-2004 02:08 PM

Does she have to have teeth?

I met a few winners at the coffee & donut shop off the freeway.

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by D-Money
Does she have to have teeth?

I met a few winners at the coffee & donut shop off the freeway.

actually perfer that she doesn't have teeth - they just get in the way of good head....

SleazyDream 11-30-2004 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon
aren't you already married?
been there - done that, looking to do it again

Trixxxia 11-30-2004 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by NoCarrier
Unless you are Sleazydream, he needs to show the girl he has money, or she won't be interested. :1orglaugh
Maybe that's some perception men have but I know a lot of women that won't go for the hot bodybuilder types - they tend to be looking out for every mirror in the vicinity. Guess some people look for concrete souls rather than hot/sexy looks sometimes.

Sleazy is actually a sweetheart if you meet him somewhere other than boards ;)

Rebecca Love 11-30-2004 02:12 PM

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speakthetruth 11-30-2004 02:13 PM

Stick to the hookers on the amex as they suit you better.

BlackCrayon 11-30-2004 02:14 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
been there - done that, looking to do it again
ah, well quality women aren't easy to find but your preferences are much the same as my own.

KRL 11-30-2004 02:19 PM

All those requirements? Yipes, I'd just simplify the search and go with something simple and hassle free.

:1orglaugh

http://www.realdoll.com/image/jenny/j012.jpg

Trixxxia 11-30-2004 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tala
I can't imagine not having an open-door house. It's cool for me to see folks whenever, because I'm kinda bohemian like that.
I grew up with holidays of over 60 people in our small house - in those days all we cared about was a good meal and the entire family being in one place at one time & getting to play cards & boardgames with our family.

Our house has always been a freeway - hubby's family was basically 4 people just because of things being different in his part of the world. He's getting used to it - with my mother living with us, it's just second nature for everyone to just walk in for some of her cooking.

It slowed down a little but I guarantee you that anyone coming off a plane that knows any of my family in another country will have been referred to our house/address/phone number as a starting point. We're just like that. When anyone needs anything - they will first come to us then wait for our direction.
My father always joked that there must have been honey in the foundations cuz with all the family we have, our house is the one with the most movement.

teomaxxx 11-30-2004 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by ukxtra
Virtuagirl :thumbsup :1orglaugh
Lol
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho


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