Movie Quote Game...
 

Guess the movie....

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"

"Not Right now"

"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards..."

If you guess correctly, post a new quote....

its from Real Genius with val kilmer.. but i believe it was 3 inch, not 6 :thumbsup



okay guess this one:

"My BLT drive on my computer just went AWOL and, ah, I got this big project due tomorrow. If I don't get it in he's gonna ask me to commit hari kari."

Real Genius

It was 6" (the movie is on on comedy central)

Not sure of that one....

Hackers.

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

"It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing."

and this one:

"So do all who see such times, but that is not for them to decide -all we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the rings

first one is by Boromir
second by Gandalf

"what lunacy is this - love - that strikes down both beggar and king"

They live?


"Its 100 miles to chicago. We have a full take of gas, half a pack of ciggaretts, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses"

I remember this line, can't think of the movie though!!

Blues Brothers.


"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot!"

Chris Knight is trying to hit on Susan, a beautiful woman he finds in Professor Hathaway's house]
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]

Real Genius

Clerks

"I'm of a mind to make some Mooky"

"the snozzberries taste like snozzberries"

there's actually two movies that use this.

Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


Don't know the Mooky one.



"Gracie is pregnant."

One of the Jurassic Park movies.

Dad blam it, the sherrif is a ni(insert church bell noise here)

Star Trek IV,

"You stand convicted of assholism!"

Blazing Saddles ?


customer : 'can you make a dry martini?'

bartender : 'can you make a shoe stink?'

Correct.

Pink Flamingos. And the only reason I know that one is because a friend of mine made me watch it a few nights ago.


"Why Johnny Tyler! Where you goin with that shotgun?"

I got the gracie one wrong but this one is Caddyshack

"What this tub needs is more bubbles, get in here Bubbles."

Tombstone.

"You can build bridges all your life... if you suck dick just once, what are you a bridge builder? no... you're a cocksucker"

Play It to the Bone/Judge Dredd

Here's 2 from 1:

"Officers, life doesn't have to be ugly.
See, look at the birds out there. Listen to their call."

"I tell you I saw blood on the bottom of her shoes, not exactly blood, it was gore, hanging there like a runny nose."

yup, that and Super Troopers.

Back To school- Rodney DangerField.




here is a quote " I am your Huckleberry"

'can I borrow your towel? my car just hit a water buffalo outside'

Tombstone.

"If she kisses you, I'll turn you into a Prince."

FLETCH


Awsome movie.

An easy one :

"Well why not a space flower? Why do we always expect them to come in metal ships? "

An easy one ??


You have to be as old as me to get this one LOL most of the people on here are 18-25

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

I"m rather surprised no one has gotten this one yet.

"End? No the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path. One that we all must take."

hey wasn't this from that Duke Nukem game?

LOTR: ROTK


"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fuckin' khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

Heh heh.......looks like I stumped ya's.

:Graucho

i think we should skip this one. Since its been a few minutes and noone was able to guess it

shit...........

me spake too soon.

nope, strife got it. i bet he googled it.

hahah this one i actually remember. FIGHT CLUB

"AhhhhChew!!! I'm Sorry But I Am Allegic To Bullshit!"

-new movie

LOL...nah just a huge LOTR fan :)

I got a few good ones

"Im the bad guy"

"that's some repugnet shit"

"Yippie Ki-Ay Mother Fucker"

"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

"I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have"

"I found the cure of the 20th centry but I lost it"

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Best Trilogy ever. And that scene? Well, that is one profound golden nugget of film-making. Thats why I posted it, but not in its entirety or else anyone could have guessed it rapidly.

Here's the total scene:

(The Orcs are attacking the next level of the city, and soldiers wait behind the gate, ready to attack. Gandalf and Pippin are sitting behind a short wall, watching, and waiting.)

Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.

(Gandalf looks at him in surprise.)

Gandalf: End? No, the journey doesn't end here. Death is just another path, one that we all must take. The grey rain-curtain of this world rolls back, and all turns to silver glass, and then you see it.

(Pippin listens hopefully, as the sounds of the battle around them fade.)

Pippin: What? Gandalf? See what?

Gandalf: White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

Pippin: Well, that isn't so bad.

Gandalf: No. No, it isn't.

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