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'First time? First time's always the best. Looks like the worm has definitely turned for you'
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here's mine: "Your mother had it coming." |
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************* OK, here's a third clue to my movie....... "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women." Here are the other two quotes: ok I'll add another quote to my previous one so you can try and get the flick: "Well it proves one thing Mr. __________. It proves you smart, wealthy, college boys don't have the education to admit when you're wrong." First quote was: "That's some bad hat, Harry." |
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here's mine
Tappy Tibbons: We got a winner. The audience: WE GOT A WINNER. Tappy Tibbons: She's beautiful woman with a wonderful sense of humor and magical smile. Straight from Brighten Beach, Brooklyn. Let's give a juicy welcome to Mrs. Sara Goldfarb. The Audience: JUICE BY SARA. JUICE BY SARA. WOAH. SARA GOT JUICE :glugglug |
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****************** Try this one: Character 1: I can't see a goddamn thing. Character 2: Quit griping. Character 1: I like griping. Same movie: Character 1: Let's try it. Most animals retreat from fire, yes? Character 2: Fire, yeah. |
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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. :Graucho
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Here's an easy one:
"But I don't care darling, because I love you, and you've got to let me eat your brains." |
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Character 1: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front? Character 2: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea |
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Here' s a nice one:
Character 1: You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man. Character 2: Don't you think you are? Character 1: I think I did pretty well under the circumstances. Character 2: What would you like to have been? Character 1: Everything you hate. |
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i know because I saw this movie just a few days ago |
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A great sequence from a great movie:
"It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it. And this bag was, like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid, ever. Video's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember... Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in." |
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"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby! " |
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Nobody knows? :) |
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this is an easy one
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it" |
" No, no... I hate lawyers. I only work for them."
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*********************** Try dis: "I would like so much to reach out to you and touch you in your loneliness. What would it be like, I wonder? What would be wrong with that?" |
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Heres one for ya all: "We Come For Your Daughter Chuck" |
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And this one:
I've never really killed anyone before. I mean I've dropped bombs on Baghdad, but never face to face. I don't know what the big deal is, I really don't. :glugglug |
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*************** Try this one: "Too bad she won't live . ....... but then again, who does?" |
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"There is an idea of a ____ ________. Some kind of an abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comprable. I simply am not there." |
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Good one. ****************** "So . .......what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks....?" and Woman 1: How much for this dress? Friend of Main Character: God, I can't believe you're selling that. Main Character: That's $500. Woman 1: What? Main Character: 500. Woman 1: You're crazy. It should be like $2. Main Character: I was wearing that dress when I lost my virginity. Woman 1: Why do I care? Main Character: Well, why do you want it? I mean, it would look stupid on you anyway. Woman 1: God. Fuck you. |
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guy 2: Yeah, Sicilian. guy 1:Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by hahahahahahas. guy 2: Come again? guy 1: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are hahahahahahas. guy 2: Yes... guy 1: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that hahahahahaha gene. Now this... [guy 2 busts out laughing] guy 1: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. guy 2: [Laughing] I love this guy. guy 1: Your ancestors are hahahahahahas. Uh-huh. [Starts laughing, too] guy 1: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a hahahahahaha, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-hahahahahaha kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. |
"king of the wiker people"
hehe ill be impressed with anyone who gets that without looking it up :) AC |
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My turn:
"LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!" |
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