make me laugh, and you get my sig for a week
 

i'm gonna change things up for june cause i didnt sell my sig. so the first four people to make me really laugh in this thread will get my sig space for a different week each this month.

anything you wanna put in there is fine with me(so long as its legal)

be creative....dont post jokes that i've already heard, or pics that i've already seen.

:glugglug

what is this sig thing? my son is really depressed now because he said he could not sell his?
what is it?

sig = food for my 13 illegitimate kids in guatemala.

so for june my kids wont eat:(

http://arikaames.com/gfy/heels1.jpg

Hey, it worked last time...:1orglaugh

hahahaha

mom, stop it.. i heard enough :feels-hot

thats toooooooooo easy. i need fresh pics for a winner though

:(

I'll find something...

peace of string goes into a bar and orders a drink, bar tender says fuck you, we dont serve string. he went out side, scrubed himself on the side walk and twisted himself up. crawled back in and ordered another drink. guy tells him hey i dont fuckin serve string, string says "frayed knot"

Some beer, maybe? :)

Do you remember...

munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)
munuh-munuh (do doo, do do do)

that always makes me laugh. If it doesn't ring any bells, just carry on.. :)

You seem smart. Want to cocme over for dinner?

:eek7


strange...very strange

almost.....gimme a few more jokes like that and you'll make it

Ok, think Muppet Show. Big fat puppets first and then little tiny ones singing the do do part :)

hmmmmmmmmm, now if you started off with some pics of the muppets, then maybe...

Vid here: http://www.menteb.org/inside/muppets/Mahnamahna.mpeg

http://www.menteb.org/inside/muppets/images/mpeg1.jpg

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

wiped his ass

http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/own3d2.jpg
http://www.abyssent.com/abyss_al/own3d3.jpg


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wow......very close

http://teenpiccentral.com/images/skeet.gif



http://teenpiccentral.com/images/dollar.jpg





or maybe my story can


-----------------------------GREAT STORY------------------------------
me and jackson were in a store in NYC waiting for me to get somethin pierced and this HUGE black lady was in front of me. So she goes in the back and the guy Tommy is like, "Nobody come back here or Ill kick the shit out of you!"

So w're chillin while he puts up these chinese screens to block our view. Funny thing is, this lady brought 4 kids all under 5 years old and her sister. So all of a sudden a different guy walks out of the back room past the screen, and it falls!!!

JESUS H CHRIST!

all you see is the 250 pound black lady spread eagle gettin her clit pierced... she was like what the fuck? her kids saw her naked on the chair and started crying... the dood tommy is like who the fuck did it? me and jackson looked at each other ready to fucking cry it was so funny! hiddeousness of that sight will haunt my dreams forever...

LOL

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

elli you get the first week baby starting june 1st:thumbsup

that brought back memories....



so what would you like me to put in my sig?

Well, the muppets clip isn't quite as I remembered from 15 years ago, but i'm still crackin myself up ova heah.

hehehe

what's the difference between a cadillac and a pile of dead babies?







i don't have a cadillac in my driveway.

close, very close with that story

hehe

hahah are you serious? That's too cool. Yeah, that's one of the muppet show skits that is engrained into my brain. I used to watch that show every day. :)

Long live Beeker!

Now i'm going to have to think about this sig thing :Graucho

I have some funnyass pics, but im waiting for this upload.... :(

BLACK PORN!

http://www.bradslinks.com/black.bmp

http://teenpiccentral.com/images/will.jpg


BOOOHAHAHAHA!!!!

"BLUE YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!!!"

I got a good kick out of the stoner squeel..LMAO:thumbsup