so far elli is the first winner, she gets week 1.:thumbsup

3 more to go...




also, i must add that i keep a webair textlink in my sig no matter what. so keep that in mind .

also make sure that whatever you make for my sig stays within gfy's rules for sigs:thumbsup

yooo that chick on the bottom of that page is fucking hot

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MY FAVORITE PART

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"I found this in greg's jacket dad, i think its a sculpture"

"Danny, this isnt a sculpture, its a device for smoking marijuana"

bluedevil, you got some good stuff so far...

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youd have to watch deadwood to think this is funny

gracias...these are all mine...not stolen

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hehehe this is the last one ill post... and my favorite

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you're god's gift to humanity!!! 13 imagine! :Graucho

Here's a short story;

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Back when I was a rookie cop being shown the ropes by an experienced officer named Mike, a call came in of breaking and entering at a local salvage yard. Mike was all too aware that the place was guarded by a vicious rottweiler named Sid, and when we arrived, he pulled out a fire extinguisher?an exceptional deterrent when sprayed into an animal?s eyes. Our shift sergeant duly arrived and confidently led the way over the barbed-wire fence into the dark yard. As soon as we rounded the first
corner, we saw Sid, standing about 40 yards away, baring his teeth and growling with intent. Then he charged us. However, rather than run, the sergeant decided that he was Crocodile Dundee and attempted to stare down the creature. It didn?t work, and when Sid was a mere 15 feet away, Mike grabbed the extinguisher and yelled, "Here Sarge, use this!" The sergeant nodded grimly, took it and swung it way up in the air, then brought it down on the leaping mutt?s head with a massive thud, killing it outright. "Not quite what I had in mind, Sarge," was all a stunned Mike could say.
Name and address withheld

"At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill"


Jack Handy :glugglug

I masturbate far too much. When I was 14 I did it simultaneously with my best friend, he'd never done it before and I showed him how. I later masturbated over that. A week ago I did it on a moving train in the toilet over the girl I had just been sitting opposite. I've masturbated over every girl I've ever known. I've masturbated into a yogurt, I've tried to suck my own penis, I do it on average twice a day over internet porn and crappy TV sex documentaries and erotic films.

I'm a virgin.

good one ! :thumbsup
esp. the website you found it! ;)

now me: (teh winner)

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:)

yooooooooo this is getting tougher than i thought, everyone is coming with some funny stuff.....


i'm almost ready for the week 2 winner, but i gotta see and read more....lol

can I resell it if I win?

cheap shot using this one???

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I'm just a sexy bitch

thats a classic, but i need fresh material

Hotlinking stuff from my site is ok - as long as it's for GFY :)

nah no selling of my sig, if i couldnt sell it this month, then i dont want anyone else selling it.



hey, you guys can use my sig for anything you want. promote your program, or someone elses, or just use it for fun...

hah i had no idea it was your site thats great i got there through like 3 other sites thats crazy :1orglaugh

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nah, i've seen that one photoshopped too many times.


and i just realized that that kid had one a real madrid jersey. how the hell could he afford that?

One day, Little Suzy goes swimming in the lake with her grandmother. After they get out they go to shower.
"Grandma" Little Suzy asks, pointing between her grandmother's legs. "What's that?"
"Oh," her grandmother replies. "That's my beaver, dear."

The next day Little Suzy goes swimming with her mother, and they go showering afterwards too. "Mommy, is that your beaver?" asks the girl.
"Er, yes it is, Suzy. Where did you learn that?" her mother answers.
"From Grandma. But I think hers is dead because its tongue was sticking out."

do me

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i do as im told!!!

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superman is flying around the coast. as he flies by this one area, he notices wonderwoman laying there tanning with her legs spread open. he says to himself "hey, im superman, with light speed... i can zoom in and out and tap that bitch without her even knowing what happened." so he dives down, bang the fuck out of her and zooms away in less than a split escond. wonderwoman is like "what the fuck was that?" and the invisible man replies " i dont know, but my ass hurts"

:1orglaugh

Whose the gayest goddamn rapper on earth??

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Soldiers give kids gifts all the time if they help out, from what I understand. And not all Iraqis are dirt poor. They just happen to live in a warzone.

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Miauw