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Rob 10-23-2012 04:16 PM

I failed my fucking SCUBA physical! WTF!?!?
 
After spending over $2k on diving gear, I get rejected by my doctor and says I'll never dive. And the dive instructor won't accept me into his class because of it. What the fuck man! It's my life, If I get a pulmonary embolism, that's my death, not yours. :mad:

Good thing the dive shop offers full refunds. I'm still fucking pissed!!!

mikesouth 10-23-2012 04:18 PM

why on earth would you buy the gear prior to taking a class? Part of the benefit of the class is to determine what gear is best for you.

CyberHustler 10-23-2012 04:18 PM

Sounds like fun...

L-Pink 10-23-2012 04:19 PM

Why were you medically rejected?

AdultPornMasta 10-23-2012 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270277)
After spending over $2k on diving gear, I get rejected by my doctor and says I'll never dive. And the dive instructor won't accept me into his class because of it. What the fuck man! It's my life, If I get a pulmonary embolism, that's my death, not yours. :mad:

Good thing the dive shop offers full refunds. I'm still fucking pissed!!!

Oddly enough I am in nearly the exact situation!

It's the whole liability thing going on.

Here's the thing................you do not have to take a course to dive.

Do your homework, find the books and the most current information and go for it!

:2 cents:

sandman! 10-23-2012 04:21 PM

:disgust:disgust:disgust:disgust

Juicy J 10-23-2012 04:23 PM

Rent a Canoe and go dive yourself

Harmon 10-23-2012 04:24 PM

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Rob 10-23-2012 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19270285)
Why were you medically rejected?

I got stabbed in my chest and stomach a couple years back. My doc says that I have a lot of trauma around my right lung and could cause serious problems because of the pressure changes that come with SCUBA. In order to be cleared, I have to get a shitload of tests done to make sure my lungs can take the abuse from diving. The knife that went into my lung (and punctured it), was twisted before it was pulled out. And that left a nasty mark.

I called my insurance company today and they said that they would cover only 20% of the costs since it's a specialist. That leaves me with around $5k to get a comprehensive test.

Rob 10-23-2012 04:25 PM

And I bought all my dive gear from the same place I was taking my lessons (or was supposed to take them). And they offer a 100% refund.

LeRoy 10-23-2012 04:25 PM

That sucks!

<- PADI Certified

CyberHustler 10-23-2012 04:30 PM

Who stabbed you and why?

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L-Pink 10-23-2012 04:30 PM

I grew up in Kaneohe/Kailua Hawaii … In the 5th grade a friend and I learned to dive with the help of his older brothers. We would dive all the time and you could ride the bus for .50 cents anywhere on the island. We dove and body surfed all over with his brothers tanks and our misc stuff. It wasn't until I moved back to the mainland and went on a Bahama vacation that I learned I needed paperwork just to fill a tank.

The insurance companies now rule everything we do.

.

Rob 10-23-2012 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19270302)
That sucks!

<- PADI Certified

Bro, I know! I was so excited about it. I live in Florida and my brother is certified. He found a Megalodon tooth off the coast of Venice that was almost 6" long. This FUCKING SUCKS HIPPO BALLS!!!

Rob 10-23-2012 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19270315)

I was stabbed because I didn't meet my sig exposure agreement.

Rob 10-23-2012 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19270297)

How is your wife doing, Harmon? You might want to dig that kernel out of her gums before she chokes to death.

CyberHustler 10-23-2012 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270328)
I was stabbed because I didn't meet my sig exposure agreement.

out the company :mad:

baddog 10-23-2012 04:36 PM

Sounds like an episode of Lockup where someone got shanked.

keysync 10-23-2012 04:40 PM

Always wanted to dive in the keys for lobsters!

Rob 10-23-2012 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19270332)
out the company :mad:

Nike and Adidas.

Rob 10-23-2012 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19270335)
Sounds like an episode of Lockup where someone got shanked.

Naw, group fight between drunken parties. Everyone was using fists other than the guy who stabbed me. I thought the guy was punching me the entire time until I looked down and saw all the blood.

AdultPornMasta 10-23-2012 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270301)
And I bought all my dive gear from the same place I was taking my lessons (or was supposed to take them). And they offer a 100% refund.

Either get your money back, forget about it and stop bitching or go out and dive on your own and not worry about insurance.

:2 cents:

Rob 10-23-2012 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AdultPornMasta (Post 19270383)
Either get your money back, forget about it and stop bitching or go out and dive on your own and not worry about insurance.

:2 cents:

It has nothing to do with insurance. Dying just isn't on my bucket list. :2 cents:

Spunky 10-23-2012 05:00 PM

I would stick to the local swimming pool,much safer

JP-pornshooter 10-23-2012 05:06 PM

sucks, take the online padi training.
then get your brother to teach you the dive stuff.
(i did not recommend this practice, diving is dangerous)
doctors dont care about you, they care about their own exposure to getting sued.
btw, i did not take a physical for diving, why should I? why did you?

DWB 10-23-2012 05:08 PM

Leave the country and get PADI certificated elsewhere. I got mine in Thailand and it is just the same as if I got it in the USA, only I didn't have to visit a doctor first.

Rob 10-23-2012 05:19 PM

It wasn't a requirement to get my labs or physical done before I started class. It was a personal choice. All of my labs and my physical was fine. It was the underlying issue that concerned my doc. I could still take the classes. Hell, they're still trying to persuade me into following through with my classes (I'm sure because once I attend, of my refunds are null and void).

I'm sure I'll still dive shallow (10-20ft) with my brother, but there's no way in hell I'm strapping on Nitrox tanks and hitting 100 feet or more. And I can still lobster dive in the Keys since the spots there are generally 10-15 feet.

beerptrol 10-23-2012 05:24 PM

Just look for a doctor who will pass you. Never got around to getting certified to dive, but I love to snorkel

Killswitch 10-23-2012 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270277)
After spending over $2k on diving gear, I get rejected by my doctor and says I'll never dive. And the dive instructor won't accept me into his class because of it. What the fuck man! It's my life, If I get a pulmonary embolism, that's my death, not yours. :mad:

Good thing the dive shop offers full refunds. I'm still fucking pissed!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270439)
It wasn't a requirement to get my labs or physical done before I started class. It was a personal choice. All of my labs and my physical was fine. It was the underlying issue that concerned my doc. I could still take the classes. Hell, they're still trying to persuade me into following through with my classes (I'm sure because once I attend, of my refunds are null and void).

I'm sure I'll still dive shallow (10-20ft) with my brother, but there's no way in hell I'm strapping on Nitrox tanks and hitting 100 feet or more. And I can still lobster dive in the Keys since the spots there are generally 10-15 feet.

So which one is true? :error

JP-pornshooter 10-23-2012 05:28 PM

be careful, untrained people have died in swimming pools as the dangers of scuba are very real and people dont understand and think its all related to nitrogen poisoning but it is only part of the danger.
Use scuba dive down 6 ft, hold your breath and resurface and you are in trouble, serious trouble. The air in your system expand due the the lower pressure, that pressure is exerted in your lungs, heart and arteries...
Number one rule in scuba, NEVER hold your breath.

Spunky 10-23-2012 05:33 PM

http://www.majesticwaterfowl.org/ima...ddy%20pool.JPG

Rob 10-23-2012 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 19270459)
So which one is true? :error

Both. I could get a doctor to sign off and I'll be fine. But I'm not to high on the whole death thing.

Rob 10-23-2012 05:38 PM

The instructor is telling me to attend the class and pool sessions, but I won't be cleared for open water dives until I get a doctor's note. Better?

Supz 10-23-2012 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19270283)
why on earth would you buy the gear prior to taking a class? Part of the benefit of the class is to determine what gear is best for you.

lol. How many pollacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.

Spudstr 10-23-2012 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270485)
The instructor is telling me to attend the class and pool sessions, but I won't be cleared for open water dives until I get a doctor's note. Better?

Same boat, but mine was high blood pressure. I have no desire to dive past 49 feet. I like shore/shallow dives.. reefs etc. Fuckers!

bushwacker 10-23-2012 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19270493)
lol. How many pollacks does it take to screw in a light bulb.

None, fish don't have hands. :thumbsup

waltgator 10-23-2012 06:15 PM

ahh sucks man, im PADI Certified, scuba diving is awesome hope you can get cleared & pass the test, snorkeling is fun as well... aint no scuba though
cheers & good luck!

Mr Pheer 10-23-2012 06:53 PM

What kind of bullshit is this?

There is no pressure change on your lungs as long as you keep breathing. If you hold your breath and ascend, you're going to have problems like everyone else. The pressure changes happen to closed airspaces... your sinus and your diving mask. This is why you have to equalize while descending and ascending, and blow air into your mask to keep it equalized as well.

Your lungs do this automatically because you're constantly breathing.

John-ACWM 10-24-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270277)
Good thing the dive shop offers full refunds. I'm still fucking pissed!!!

yeah, that's a good thing.

sperbonzo 10-24-2012 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 19270439)

I'm sure I'll still dive shallow (10-20ft) with my brother, but there's no way in hell I'm strapping on Nitrox tanks and hitting 100 feet or more. And I can still lobster dive in the Keys since the spots there are generally 10-15 feet.

Where in FLA are you? I have a boat here in Miami and we go diving a lot. I know plenty of decent spots less than 20 feet down.








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