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SallyRand 09-27-2010 09:59 PM

Oh, Check Out This! ePass Account Holder Asshole!
 
Talked with a guy tonight on IM toinight about ePass transfer.

Fool wanted cam before he would talk more so I told him to GFY. Like he needs to move a shitload of money and he insists that he needs a camshot of me!

LOL!

Then he asks for pix of me in the nude or in a bikini.

I told him to GFY, this is bizness.

Stupid dickwad has $ locked up, or so he says and wants to make a deal contingent on him getting pix of me!

Who is this guy?

The POPE?

Pervert anyway!

I told him that he should get his head out of his ass and then.................

Then he tells me to send him $100 Paypal to confirm that I AM SERIOUS!

Anything wrong with this scenario?

He is fucked with his money, so he comes to me to save his financial ass and then tells ME how to do it and wants me TO PAY HIM FOR THE PRIVILEGE?

I DON'T FUCKIN' THINK SO!

I told him that I MAKE THE RULES AND IF HE DOESN'T LIKE MY RULES, HE CAN.....

GFY!

Yes, I have the WHOLE FUCKING IM but will not post it witout specific permission from Eric as this shithead is a member of this forum.

Just fuckin' sayin'.

I'm Sally Rand.

I solve problems.

Sally.

sologirlcontent 09-27-2010 10:03 PM

geez..thanks for making my ignore list..even if you're a real woman, you are annoying as fucking hell

...Just sayin'

sicone 09-27-2010 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546584)
Yes, I have the WHOLE FUCKING IM but will not post it witout specific permission from Eric as this shithead is a member of this forum.

Post proof or be banned... Thems the rules per Eric

BloodFart 09-27-2010 10:05 PM

must be that moron tim something i think that made a thread the other day. He wanted $100 paypal and $100 epass to show you are serious to sign up to his website to try to find someone to do the paypal/epass xfers.

He got laughed at pretty hard.

Spunky 09-27-2010 10:06 PM

This thread is useless without pix :)

TheSwed 09-27-2010 10:09 PM


SallyRand 09-27-2010 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 17546591)
Post proof or be banned... Thems the rules per Eric

OK, I wrote that I would post the chat but I do request that Eric specifically grant me permission to do so as the chat will identify the GFY member.

As soon as Eric gives me the Green Light, it's up! I mean, I am appalled by this guy!

Just startled.

Sally.

CYF 09-27-2010 10:11 PM

aren't you a dude anyways?

SallyRand 09-27-2010 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 17546605)
aren't you a dude anyways?

No.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

Jason Voorhees 09-27-2010 10:14 PM

Shut the fuck up and show us your twat and tits already.

trannysphere 09-27-2010 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546610)
No.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

show us some pics then nude or in bikini.. :thumbsup

Jdoughs 09-27-2010 10:21 PM

Was obviously someone fucking with you.

Jdoughs 09-27-2010 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546610)
No.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

You were posting yesterday talking about growing beards and mustaches weren't you?

SallyRand 09-27-2010 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trannysphere (Post 17546620)
show us some pics then nude or in bikini.. :thumbsup

no

i am a girl

oh wait

i am a WOMAN and I am about to ROAR!

Just fuckin' sayin'.

Sally.

The Porn Nerd 09-27-2010 10:33 PM

Baby, post some fucking pictures of your hot self you cock-teasing farm girl. Kansas my ass; you're from "won'tshowatit". Actually, I think that's indian for Kansas. Whatever. Post some fucking pics of your hot bad-ass self already so i can whack it and get some fucking sleep already.

i mean, just sayin' Sally.

SallyRand 09-27-2010 10:34 PM

The Proof!
 
[9/24/2010 10:36:17 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[9/24/2010 10:36:17 PM] Sally: Sally has shared contact details with Stefan Lazarevic.
[9/24/2010 10:36:58 PM] Sally: Whatup?
[8:22:52 PM] *** Call from Stefan Lazarevic, duration 00:54. ***
[8:23:26 PM] Sally: I do not have a mic but I can hear you and I will respond here. My puppy ate my mic.
[8:23:31 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: do you have webcam to see you?
[8:23:43 PM] Sally: No.
[8:23:47 PM] *** Call ended ***
[8:24:05 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: then nothing, i have 50 000 usd for transfer but i need to see who you really are
[8:25:33 PM] Sally: I use USA corporate bank accounts to receive funds from ePass. I can get limits raised to as much as XXXXXX USD per day to the checking accounts. WE then wire funds to your bank or your money exchange.
[8:26:06 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, buy webcam first and then hit me up again
[8:26:49 PM] Sally: I'm curious, why is a webcam so important ?
[8:27:01 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: just like a proof
[8:27:49 PM] Sally: A webacm is proof of nothing as I have several people who work with me, any of whom are authorized to respond on Skype.
[8:28:17 PM] Sally: I understand your positioin but time is not on your side as you well know.
[8:28:48 PM] Sally: If you change your mind, hit me up. Thank you for your consideration.
[8:30:00 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: I making a porn movies, with high budget...1M-2M per movie. so if you decide to buy a webcam, hit me up again, i need a lot of transfers...50k per transfer
[8:32:38 PM] Sally: Yes, you sure do need transfers and I am certain that you will find someone with a webcam and the skils and knowledge to assist you.
[8:33:22 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: We are friench..and you can hit me up again: http://www.(REDACTED)via website, thanks
[8:34:49 PM] Sally: I don't care what or who you are. I can resolve your problem but resolving that problem is accomplished by my rules, not yours. If you change your mind, let me know.
[8:38:06 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: I have a lot money, sorry
[8:41:08 PM] Sally: I know that but let's say I get a webcam and show myself with a hood over my head. I would have met your requiement of getting a webcam. The point is, you have a problem, which is why you hit me up in the first place. I had my real pic on GFY a while back as my avatar and they made fun of me, so fuck that shit.
[8:41:44 PM] Sally: I can solve your problem but you are hanging resolution of your problem on a webcam.
[8:41:50 PM] Sally: Thinka bout that for a moment.
[8:42:10 PM] Sally: No one sees my face. Period.
[8:42:12 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: whats GFY?
[8:42:18 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: Girlfriends?
[8:42:30 PM] Sally: Hit me up if you decide to get real. Thank you for your consideration.
[8:42:44 PM] Sally: How did you find out about me if you are no ton GFY?
[8:42:52 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, ok, send me then 100 usd on paypal account. to verify your serious way of transaction
[8:43:13 PM] Sally: I do not use PayPal, I am not stupid.
[8:43:35 PM] Sally: You have th problem and you want ME to send YOU money?
[8:44:12 PM] Sally: OK,if you want to do biz, stop fucking around and let;s do biz, mkay?
[8:45:02 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, do you have photo in bikini or facebook?
[8:46:10 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: so?
[8:46:33 PM] Sally: I do not do Facebook or any other social website.
[8:46:40 PM] Sally: This is realy absurd.
[8:46:53 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok send me your photos 2 or more
[8:46:58 PM] Sally: When you decide to get real, please let me know.
[8:47:10 PM] Sally: Good night.

potter 09-27-2010 10:49 PM

Does the FBI know what you do for a living?

charlie g 09-27-2010 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546642)
[9/24/2010 10:36:17 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[9/24/2010 10:36:17 PM] Sally: Sally has shared contact details with Stefan Lazarevic.
[9/24/2010 10:36:58 PM] Sally: Whatup?
[8:22:52 PM] *** Call from Stefan Lazarevic, duration 00:54. ***
[8:23:26 PM] Sally: I do not have a mic but I can hear you and I will respond here. My puppy ate my mic.
[8:23:31 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: do you have webcam to see you?
[8:23:43 PM] Sally: No.
[8:23:47 PM] *** Call ended ***
[8:24:05 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: then nothing, i have 50 000 usd for transfer but i need to see who you really are
[8:25:33 PM] Sally: I use USA corporate bank accounts to receive funds from ePass. I can get limits raised to as much as XXXXXX USD per day to the checking accounts. WE then wire funds to your bank or your money exchange.
[8:26:06 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, buy webcam first and then hit me up again
[8:26:49 PM] Sally: I'm curious, why is a webcam so important ?
[8:27:01 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: just like a proof
[8:27:49 PM] Sally: A webacm is proof of nothing as I have several people who work with me, any of whom are authorized to respond on Skype.
[8:28:17 PM] Sally: I understand your positioin but time is not on your side as you well know.
[8:28:48 PM] Sally: If you change your mind, hit me up. Thank you for your consideration.
[8:30:00 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: I making a porn movies, with high budget...1M-2M per movie. so if you decide to buy a webcam, hit me up again, i need a lot of transfers...50k per transfer
[8:32:38 PM] Sally: Yes, you sure do need transfers and I am certain that you will find someone with a webcam and the skils and knowledge to assist you.
[8:33:22 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: We are friench..and you can hit me up again: http://www.(REDACTED)via website, thanks
[8:34:49 PM] Sally: I don't care what or who you are. I can resolve your problem but resolving that problem is accomplished by my rules, not yours. If you change your mind, let me know.
[8:38:06 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: I have a lot money, sorry
[8:41:08 PM] Sally: I know that but let's say I get a webcam and show myself with a hood over my head. I would have met your requiement of getting a webcam. The point is, you have a problem, which is why you hit me up in the first place. I had my real pic on GFY a while back as my avatar and they made fun of me, so fuck that shit.
[8:41:44 PM] Sally: I can solve your problem but you are hanging resolution of your problem on a webcam.
[8:41:50 PM] Sally: Thinka bout that for a moment.
[8:42:10 PM] Sally: No one sees my face. Period.
[8:42:12 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: whats GFY?
[8:42:18 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: Girlfriends?
[8:42:30 PM] Sally: Hit me up if you decide to get real. Thank you for your consideration.
[8:42:44 PM] Sally: How did you find out about me if you are no ton GFY?
[8:42:52 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, ok, send me then 100 usd on paypal account. to verify your serious way of transaction
[8:43:13 PM] Sally: I do not use PayPal, I am not stupid.
[8:43:35 PM] Sally: You have th problem and you want ME to send YOU money?
[8:44:12 PM] Sally: OK,if you want to do biz, stop fucking around and let;s do biz, mkay?
[8:45:02 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok, do you have photo in bikini or facebook?
[8:46:10 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: so?
[8:46:33 PM] Sally: I do not do Facebook or any other social website.
[8:46:40 PM] Sally: This is realy absurd.
[8:46:53 PM] Stefan Lazarevic: ok send me your photos 2 or more
[8:46:58 PM] Sally: When you decide to get real, please let me know.
[8:47:10 PM] Sally: Good night.

Funny shit right there:thumbsup

I like that guy, he is a real bidnessMAN!

The Porn Nerd 09-27-2010 10:52 PM

You are the biggest cock tease on GFY, we all know this Sally. We all want you, pine away for you, build little erotic statues made of used cum-stained towelttes in your honor, we wank away endlessly while all you do is post nonsense we are supposed to care about.

An animated GIF of you taking it up the old Kansas cornpole would satisfy legions of us GFY-ers mesmerized by your aloof-looking Avatar. So Stefan is to be forgiven, you see, his mindlessness.

Just sayin'.

PornMD 09-27-2010 10:58 PM

Sheesh...denied him simply because he asked to see you on cam? Do you want to assist in laundering people's money or not?

Adam_M 09-27-2010 10:58 PM

PLEAZZZZZZZZZ Sally LOL

marcop 09-27-2010 11:01 PM

From Wikipedia:
Stefan Lazarević (Serbian Cyrillic: Стефан Лазаревић) (1374 – 19 July 1427) was a Serbian Despot, ruler of the Serbian Despotate beween 1389 and 1427. He was the son and heir to Prince Lazar, who died at the Battle of Kosovo against the Turks in 1389, and Princess Milica from the subordinate branch of the Nemanjić dynasty. His sister, Princess Olivera Despina, married the Ottoman Sultan Bayezid I, his brother-in-law, with whom he sided in a number of battles. Despot Stefan was a poet and a moderniser. His reign and his personal literary works are sometimes associated with early signs of the Renaissance in Serbian lands. He introduced knightly tournaments, modern battle tactics, and firearms to Serbia.

SallyRand 09-27-2010 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 17546659)
Does the FBI know what you do for a living?

Prolly but I don't do anything wrong so I sleep well and the FBI gets to go chase bad guys and terrorists.

You know why I know I don't do anything wrong?

Two reasons........................................... ..................

...............I couch everthing I do well within the law and.............

I am so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like retards!

Some of you really do hate anyone with personality and panache don't you?

Must be tough living your bland, empty and wretched lives.

I am Sally Rand.

I solve problems.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

campimp 09-27-2010 11:09 PM

too lazy to read all that shit but puppy ate your mic??? haven't heard the puppy excuse in a while

just sayin

SallyRand 09-27-2010 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by campimp (Post 17546680)
too lazy to read all that shit but puppy ate your mic??? haven't heard the puppy excuse in a while

just sayin

I like your avatar and the puppy really did eat the mic........and a keyboard............and my socks.............and some of my panties (Now don't get perv on me!),paper towels, important notes from my desk but...........................................

...............HIm's a Good Dog. Just a baby who is learning.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

charlie g 09-27-2010 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546671)
Prolly but I don't do anything wrong so I sleep well and the FBI gets to go chase bad guys and terrorists.

You know why I know I don't do anything wrong?

Two reasons........................................... ..................

...............I couch everthing I do well within the law and.............

I am so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like retards!

Some of you really do hate anyone with personality and panache don't you?

Must be tough living your bland, empty and wretched lives.

I am Sally Rand.

I solve problems.

Just sayin'.

Sally.


Bravo!!!! AND.... I know how you can tell really really smart people. They come on GFY and tell everyone how really really smart they are!

potter 09-27-2010 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546671)
Prolly but I don't do anything wrong so I sleep well and the FBI gets to go chase bad guys and terrorists.

You know why I know I don't do anything wrong?

Two reasons........................................... ..................

...............I couch everthing I do well within the law and.............

I am so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like retards!

Some of you really do hate anyone with personality and panache don't you?

Must be tough living your bland, empty and wretched lives.

I am Sally Rand.

I solve problems.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

It's only legal to incorporate a business if it's a legal business.

Just sayin'.

tony286 09-27-2010 11:41 PM

I can see his point he is trusting you with large amounts of money and you want to be invisible. Why should he trust you when you wont turn a cam to show who you are?

sologirlcontent 09-27-2010 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546671)
Prolly but I don't do anything wrong so I sleep well and the FBI gets to go chase bad guys and terrorists.

You know why I know I don't do anything wrong?

Two reasons........................................... ..................

...............I couch everthing I do well within the law and.............

I am so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like retards!

Some of you really do hate anyone with personality and panache don't you?

Must be tough living your bland, empty and wretched lives.

I am Sally Rand.

I solve problems.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

wow some one watches too many movies, some of those lines are straight from boondock saint. 5 minutes into it. I'm convinced you are a dude. No chick, model or whatever DOES NOT have some sort of social network deal..especially working on the 'interwebs..just sayin'

sologirlcontent 09-27-2010 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 17546716)
I can see his point he is trusting you with large amounts of money and you want to be invisible. Why should he trust you when you wont turn a cam to show who you are?

' cuz he is a dude

will76 09-27-2010 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546610)
No.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

Fight the Just sayin'

Agent 488 09-27-2010 11:49 PM

I am Winston Wolfe. I Solve Problems.

bjlover 09-27-2010 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sologirlcontent (Post 17546717)
I'm convinced you are a dude.

No shit sherlock :1orglaugh


Just Sayin

BJLover

papill0n 09-27-2010 11:51 PM

standby please while i truck in the required images

The Porn Nerd 09-27-2010 11:58 PM

It's all so obvious.

papill0n 09-28-2010 12:00 AM

http://i.imgur.com/HNK98.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/D6moc.jpg

rewn 09-28-2010 12:01 AM

" I had my real pic on GFY a while back as my avatar and they made fun of me"

hahah wtf ??

Agent 488 09-28-2010 12:02 AM

puppy ate my mic lol.

famous 09-28-2010 12:07 AM

um what you are doing is money laundering lol, at least in the eyes of the US goverment. Just sayin'

charlie g 09-28-2010 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17546723)
Fight the Just sayin'

Agree, It is annoying when someone says it, but worse as a tag line for an online forum. Almost as bad as "playa"


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