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PornMD 09-28-2010 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous (Post 17546762)
um what you are doing is money laundering lol, at least in the eyes of the US goverment. Just sayin'

But but but...she "couch"es "everthing" she does well within the law!!!1 Couchcouchcouchcouchcouch....

pornjudge 09-28-2010 01:36 AM

HELLO! In what business are you in again?

PornMD 09-28-2010 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charlie g (Post 17546781)
Agree, It is annoying when someone says it, but worse as a tag line for an online forum. Almost as bad as "playa"

This is how the President of the Federated Territories reacts to every "just sayin'":

http://www.nametrader.com/president.jpg

nico-t 09-28-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546610)
No.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

please SHUT THE FUCK UP you annoying dumb cunt :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

Agent 488 09-28-2010 02:10 AM

http://www.moreniche.com/forum/avata...ine=1280922950

mOrrI 09-28-2010 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 17546734)
standby please while i truck in the required images

LMAO!

Where are the birds?»

klinton 09-28-2010 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sologirlcontent (Post 17546590)
geez..thanks for making my ignore list..even if you're a real woman, you are annoying as fucking hell

...Just sayin'

hahah:thumbsup

SallyRand 09-28-2010 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous (Post 17546762)
um what you are doing is money laundering lol, at least in the eyes of the US goverment. Just sayin'

No, it's not. Such transactions take place by the millions every day on the trading floors, in the boardrooms and sometimes even in the smoke-filled back rooms of financial and business institutions in New York, London, Hong Kong, Tokyo and virtually every other city in the world every day.

Want to know why it's legal? Do what I did. Go hire a lawyer to fnd out why. Hire a good lawyer though because an inept lawyer will steer you the wrong way.

In the meantime, unless and until you become more educated on the matter, I suggest that you GFY.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

ottopottomouse 09-28-2010 04:18 AM

What a dopey cunt.

Just sayin'.

Tjeezers 09-28-2010 04:18 AM

Damn girl, ya got some balls there :)

SallyRand 09-28-2010 04:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by famous (Post 17546762)
um what you are doing is money laundering lol, at least in the eyes of the US goverment. Just sayin'

No, it's not. Such transactions take place by the millions every day on the trading floors, in the boardrooms and sometimes even in the smoke-filled back rooms of financial and business institutions in New York, London, Hong Kong, Tokyo and virtually every other city in the world every day.

Want to know why it's legal? Do what I did. Go hire a lawyer to fnd out why. Hire a good lawyer though because an inept lawyer will steer you the wrong way.

In the meantime, unless and until you become more educated on the matter, I suggest that you GFY.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

charlie g 09-28-2010 04:30 AM

kkkkkk, this thread deliverz!!!!!!! Better than fucking tv!!

redwhiteandblue 09-28-2010 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees (Post 17546612)
Shut the fuck up and show us your twat and tits already.

Just sayin'.

bloggerz 09-28-2010 04:48 AM

lol funny thread

BlackCrayon 09-28-2010 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547242)
No, it's not. Such transactions take place by the millions every day on the trading floors, in the boardrooms and sometimes even in the smoke-filled back rooms of financial and business institutions in New York, London, Hong Kong, Tokyo and virtually every other city in the world every day.

Want to know why it's legal? Do what I did. Go hire a lawyer to fnd out why. Hire a good lawyer though because an inept lawyer will steer you the wrong way.

In the meantime, unless and until you become more educated on the matter, I suggest that you GFY.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

so if the guy got the money via illegal means, its still not money laundering? this goes for all the money exchangers. you could be exchaging the proceeds of phishing, illegal pill sales, hijacked accounts, who knows. i wouldn't do it personally..

SallyRand 09-28-2010 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17547331)
so if the guy got the money via illegal means, its still not money laundering? this goes for all the money exchangers. you could be exchaging the proceeds of phishing, illegal pill sales, hijacked accounts, who knows. i wouldn't do it personally..

Oh, you mean like banks handling funds for companies like Exxon, NetFlix, BP. General Motors and Pfizer, all of which have engaged in some or all of the actions you mentioined?

OK, don't you do it then!

Just sayin'.

Sally.

BlackCrayon 09-28-2010 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547357)
OK, don't you do it then!

Just sayin'.

Sally.

you could be funding terrorism. :warning

Just Fuckin Sayin...

SallyRand 09-28-2010 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17547374)
you could be funding terrorism. :warning

Just Fuckin Sayin...

Oh, come on, now! If you read this forum at all, you are familiar with the ePass problems faced by our offshore associates and you also know damned well that these people have been paid for marketing adult products and services. I didn't hear you wildly screaming "Adult networks could be fundng terrorism!" when things were all hunky-dory for them, now, did I?

I must write that I am very much amused and at the same time, very much appalled at the very real lack of business acumen being displayed in this thread. No wonder so many affiliates are going broke.......they don't know how to do business! They don't even know what business is, I suspect! I further suspect that there may also be an unhealthy dose of Sour Grapes going around here because they don't know how to handle a matter like this and therefore want to put anyone who does out of business by fearmongering, name-calling and Ad Hominem attacks. Not that they wouldn't do it themselves if they knew how, of course! Pretty pathetic in my book

Just sayin'.

Sally.

sarettah 09-28-2010 06:05 AM

Sally, have I got a deal for you
 
I have a pretty easy way to put the doubts away for you.

I am pretty much local to you. I will meet you anywhere you want between Columbia, MO and let's say Manhattan (KS, not NY) and verify your identity for the members of the board.

How about it? You want to be able to do business with this community but you are still an unknown entity, a face to face meeting would go a long way towards establishing your creds.

It will not satisfy everyone, there will always be doubters, but it would shut up a lot of them.

So, if you are who you say you are and if you are what you say you are then there should be no fear. Of course, if you are hiding something.....

just sayin...:thumbsup

edited in: No pictures or webcams involved.

michael.kickass 09-28-2010 06:06 AM

:1orglaugh lol, that conversation was some funny shit.

Agent 488 09-28-2010 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17547528)
I have a pretty easy way to put the doubts away for you.

I am pretty much local to you. I will meet you anywhere you want between Columbia, MO and let's say Manhattan (KS, not NY) and verify your identity for the members of the board.

How about it? You want to be able to do business with this community but you are still an unknown entity, a face to face meeting would go a long way towards establishing your creds.

It will not satisfy everyone, there will always be doubters, but it would shut up a lot of them.

So, if you are who you say you are and if you are what you say you are then there should be no fear. Of course, if you are hiding something.....

just sayin...:thumbsup

edited in: No pictures or webcams involved.

sorry dog ate her car keys.

JUST FUCKING SAYIN!!
!!

CaptainHowdy 09-28-2010 06:08 AM

That's "seeandsee"??

SallyRand 09-28-2010 06:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17547528)
I have a pretty easy way to put the doubts away for you.

I am pretty much local to you. I will meet you anywhere you want between Columbia, MO and let's say Manhattan (KS, not NY) and verify your identity for the members of the board.

How about it? You want to be able to do business with this community but you are still an unknown entity, a face to face meeting would go a long way towards establishing your creds.

It will not satisfy everyone, there will always be doubters, but it would shut up a lot of them.

So, if you are who you say you are and if you are what you say you are then there should be no fear. Of course, if you are hiding something.....

just sayin...:thumbsup

edited in: No pictures or webcams involved.

Thank you for your kind offer but I cannot accept it for several reasons. The transactions "in motion" will speak for themselves and I'm reasonably certain that those happy with those transactions will comment positively on this board. I am also fairly certain that some of the transactions will fail due to the inability of some account holders to properly verify but that will not be up to me. I'm not the one who registered fake info with ePass and now doesn't have ID to match the fake info. ePassporte will make those decisons. It is not necessarily a good or safe thing to actually meet with people with whom you only have an internet acquaintance. You might be someone like Ted Bundy for all I know!

And who the fuck would want to go to Manhattan-Goddamned Kansas? Nothing there but Cow School and Aggieville and Aggieville has gone to shit???!!!!! Friends don't let friends go to Manhattan. It's just not done.

And I'm too busy handling business to go galavanting all over God's creation for a meeting with you. Another time perhaps.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

sarettah 09-28-2010 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547633)
Thank you for your kind offer but I cannot accept it for several reasons. The transactions "in motion" will speak for themselves and I'm reasonably certain that those happy with those transactions will comment positively on this board. I am also fairly certain that some of the transactions will fail due to the inability of some account holders to properly verify but that will not be up to me. I'm not the one who registered fake info with ePass and now doesn't have ID to match the fake info. ePassporte will make those decisons. It is not necessarily a good or safe thing to actually meet with people with whom you only have an internet acquaintance. You might be someone like Ted Bundy for all I know!

And who the fuck would want to go to Manhattan-Goddamned Kansas? Nothing there but Cow School and Aggieville and Aggieville has gone to shit???!!!!! Friends don't let friends go to Manhattan. It's just not done.

And I'm too busy handling business to go galavanting all over God's creation for a meeting with you. Another time perhaps.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

A meeting in a public place, surrounded by people, with a member who is known to people in the industry is hardly dangerous or risky. They go on all the time. I have met webmasters in Miami, Atlanta, Indianapolis and Las Vegas and never has there been any incidents that would raise any alarms.

I didn't say to meet in Manhattan, I said anywhere between Columbia and Mahnattan. KCMO works, Lawrence works, Leavenworth, wherever. I am willing to do the miles to help you out here.

It would serve to give you immediate creds. If I say that you are the real deal there are several trusted people in this biz that will back me up. In turn they have folks that will back them up. That is the way this biz operates.

I am not asking you to galavant anywhere, I will cone to you any day, anytime you choose.

There is nothing for you to lose here and perhaps a whole lot of biz to gain.

Your choice :thumbsup

BlackCrayon 09-28-2010 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547414)
Oh, come on, now! If you read this forum at all, you are familiar with the ePass problems faced by our offshore associates and you also know damned well that these people have been paid for marketing adult products and services. I didn't hear you wildly screaming "Adult networks could be fundng terrorism!" when things were all hunky-dory for them, now, did I?

I must write that I am very much amused and at the same time, very much appalled at the very real lack of business acumen being displayed in this thread. No wonder so many affiliates are going broke.......they don't know how to do business! They don't even know what business is, I suspect! I further suspect that there may also be an unhealthy dose of Sour Grapes going around here because they don't know how to handle a matter like this and therefore want to put anyone who does out of business by fearmongering, name-calling and Ad Hominem attacks. Not that they wouldn't do it themselves if they knew how, of course! Pretty pathetic in my book

Just sayin'.

Sally.

the last post was a joke but really, with all this epass mess now is the best time for hackers/scammers to pull money (sometimes not their own) out of epass through other third parties. not to mention, if you are doing 50k transfers for people (i doubt you are but someone on here was advertising as such) the IRS are going to have a hey-day with you.

SallyRand 09-28-2010 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17547686)
the last post was a joke but really, with all this epass mess now is the best time for hackers/scammers to pull money (sometimes not their own) out of epass through other third parties. not to mention, if you are doing 50k transfers for people (i doubt you are but someone on here was advertising as such) the IRS are going to have a hey-day with you.

And this is also a good time to build and cement long-standing business relationships for the future, which is what I am doing. You cannot make it in this business alone.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

famous 09-28-2010 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547242)
No, it's not. Such transactions take place by the millions every day on the trading floors, in the boardrooms and sometimes even in the smoke-filled back rooms of financial and business institutions in New York, London, Hong Kong, Tokyo and virtually every other city in the world every day.

Want to know why it's legal? Do what I did. Go hire a lawyer to fnd out why. Hire a good lawyer though because an inept lawyer will steer you the wrong way.

In the meantime, unless and until you become more educated on the matter, I suggest that you GFY.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

whatever makes you sleep better at night ;) Just sayin

spazlabz 09-28-2010 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 17547677)
A meeting in a public place, surrounded by people, with a member who is known to people in the industry is hardly dangerous or risky. They go on all the time. I have met webmasters in Miami, Atlanta, Indianapolis and Las Vegas and never has there been any incidents that would raise any alarms.

I didn't say to meet in Manhattan, I said anywhere between Columbia and Mahnattan. KCMO works, Lawrence works, Leavenworth, wherever. I am willing to do the miles to help you out here.

It would serve to give you immediate creds. If I say that you are the real deal there are several trusted people in this biz that will back me up. In turn they have folks that will back them up. That is the way this biz operates.

I am not asking you to galavant anywhere, I will cone to you any day, anytime you choose.

There is nothing for you to lose here and perhaps a whole lot of biz to gain.

Your choice :thumbsup

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
Sare is well liked and trusted by a lot of people in the business. I count myself as one of them. This is a solid offer by a great guy. Pass it up and it really does reflect negatively on you

sarettah 09-28-2010 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17547794)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
Sare is well liked and trusted by a lot of people in the business. I count myself as one of them. This is a solid offer by a great guy. Pass it up and it really does reflect negatively on you

Thanx for the vote of confidence spaz ;p

Sally, btw, in case you didn't notice, what I am offering is a "networking" opportunity. I am sure that you are aware that networking is an important part of almost any business nowadays. :thumbsup

CyberHustler 09-28-2010 07:48 AM

maybe sally is a tranny, a legal female?

CPA37710T 09-28-2010 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by charlie g (Post 17546781)
Agree, It is annoying when someone says it, but worse as a tag line for an online forum. Almost as bad as "playa"

Totally agree!... dont forget hustla

... and picatta:1orglaugh

ottopottomouse 09-28-2010 08:21 AM

@sarettah
Wasting your time when he's quite obviously nuts.
Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17546671)
I am so fucking smart that I make smart people feel like retards!

Just sayin'.

HomerSimpson 09-28-2010 09:22 AM

sally, GFY still needs that bikini photos :winkwink:

The Porn Nerd 09-28-2010 09:31 AM

Okay, I'm totally over this "chick" Sally Rand now. Not sayin', doin'.

Agent 488 09-28-2010 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17548025)
@sarettah
Wasting your time when he's quite obviously nuts.

Just sayin'.

all her posts are just quote from moves like boondog saints and pulp fiction.

just sayin'.

PimpStar 09-28-2010 10:13 AM

funny thread ....Could also call it "the Adventures of Sally Rand"

will the mysterious Sally Rand have the networking meeting....stay tuned

_Richard_ 09-28-2010 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17547122)
No, it's not. Such transactions take place by the millions every day on the trading floors, in the boardrooms and sometimes even in the smoke-filled back rooms of financial and business institutions in New York, London, Hong Kong, Tokyo and virtually every other city in the world every day.

Want to know why it's legal? Do what I did. Go hire a lawyer to fnd out why. Hire a good lawyer though because an inept lawyer will steer you the wrong way.

In the meantime, unless and until you become more educated on the matter, I suggest that you GFY.

Just sayin'.

Sally.

what did you lawyer say about being audited, and the IRS finding large sums of undeclared money going in and out of your account?

PornMD 09-28-2010 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17548426)
what did you lawyer say about being audited, and the IRS finding large sums of undeclared money going in and out of your account?

No kidding, and considering many people had been using Epass for...*drumroll*...TAX evasion, then what she's doing is definitely 100% money laundering! And millions of people speed every day but cops still catch a few and give them tickets..."but millions of other people speed too!" has never been a valid defense. But I'm sure Sally's lawyer told her that.

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Loch 09-28-2010 12:51 PM

Legally there would be no problem doing transactions like this if you have the invoices, receipts and paperwork to back it up.
You have got to be damn sure that you have ALL of that though before providing this service in any volume.

However you should verify every client with Docs pretty much just as any bank would do....you could be in a world of shit if you don’t.

The reason is simple, you have to be able to prove beyond any doubt that you have done this in good faith and that you have verified all clients to eliminate Money laundering or criminal acts.

martinsc 09-28-2010 01:13 PM

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