How do you kill someone you know and get away with it?
 

Curious

how you you kill someone you know and get away with it?
Not a stranger, someone you can be linked to.

Expecting some interesting ideas here....

hire a local bum to do the hit. Make sure he doesn't see your face.. I'm sure he'll do it for a case of beer or some shit. haha

that way you keep yourself clear, hopefully.

Good question lol :1orglaugh

the key is the remaining evidence.

So the key things to work on are..cleanliness of crime scene or a remote location would be best..woods, outdoors. Body..make sure you can dispose of it properly. A body chained to a dog crate thrown into the river at its deepest point would work nicely. It will not float to the top and will naturally be "taken away".

Those are two big hurdles once you have them cleared. Your less likely to be caught.

Geez! I know we're supposed to have coffee last week. But I didnt think you'd be this upset! :)

I know exactly how but I am sure as fuck not going to be posting this on a public forum.

a fishing trip 500 miles from shore

...what Jon said :thumbsup

I would think the main hurdles are allyby, witnesses, motive, location, crime scene and evidence disposal. Trusting someone else to do itfor u is a risk in itself

Step One - buy a white Ford Bronco.

Step Two - hire Alan Dershowitz to represent you after the deed is done.

first thing I would do is blab all over an Internet message forum... you?

well you'd have to be able to lie to the cops and not get an adrenaline reaction bad enough to clue them in

Why bother disposing of a body that way? Modern day forensics will be able to tell you exactly how a person died no matter what you do with it when they find it, and they will eventually find it.

A sure-fire way to dispose of a body is to ensure that any bits or peices they find are entirely unidentifiable. Lime, a good motorized saw (or a wood chipper type device) and cement are the best options. Chop that fucker up nice and fine, mix with lime powder or anything that will eat away at just about everything, strain/drain/dry, and mix up the remains with a nice amount of cement. Then you can drop that anywhere, bury it in the desert, ocean, lake, river whatever. It will never come to the surface and as they are trying to remove bits and peices of body from the block of concrete (if they even realize there's a body in there) they will fuck up any sort of evidence they once had, rendering it useless.

That of course is a long, involved, and extremely loud process. There are easier ways -


But those are best discussed over brunch.

Well if you plan on doing it yourself :)

1) make it look like suicide, (check medical dictionaries)
2) DNA - make sure that you are covered completely so none of your DNA is present
3) Location Location Location - pick a spot away from police like small town, forest etc
4) DO NOT hide the crime, but hide the connection to the crime
5) Gun - make sure no powder etc is on you but mostly find the bullet
6) Alibi - is essential, book hotel with no camera's out of town etc.
7) Media - avoid watching media etc since cops try mental games to get you to admit
8) Don't google etc - cops will look at your computer to check shit like that out
9) Keep your relationship positive, cops love motives - don't give them one
10) If all else fails, inject air into their veins and this will stop the heart
11) Insulin in veins will do the same thing, over 1200 units
12) Brush up on your forensic skills - murderers learned a great deal from CSI :)
13) As little clean up as possible

use an icecicle

Befriend a serial killer in a state that has the death penalty.

Turn him in to police.

Then get a job as an executioner at the prison where he will serve on death row.

I can't even believe you typed that into the internet. Some red flags are popping up somewhere in a law enforcement office.

Probably hire a professional and have a solid alibi

find a bikie
pay $10K
drive by shooting
done

Check a rifle magazine for the classifieds and people offer their services. Don't meet him face to face though.

step 1) buy 2 large tigers or lions
step 2) starve 2 large tigers or lions for about 2 days
step 3) poke tigers or lions with stick until agitated, then poke some more
step 4) offer 2 large tigers or lions as gift
step 5) run very fast

:thumbsup

Is it absolutely necessary to commit the act yourself?

be very careful at this point in the strategy

It's all about disposal of the body. No body no murder. Unless you leave a fucking head lying around, then I'm sure even the dumbest of juries has enough deductive logic to incarcerate your ass.

For more good tips just google them, or post about it on a public forum ahead of your planned murder. Afterwards be sure to share your advice online with other would be criminal masterminds.

Feed him to the pigs or pay off a crematorium

My brother did a forensics course and if you're doing it yourself this is how.

Wait till the beginning of summer.
Tell him you have a couple marijuana plants in the bush and ask does he want to come for a drive, or some other excuse.
Shoot him a few times when you get there.
Take off his clothes.
Smash his teeth out and keep them.
Leave him there, no need to add honey or anything to get ants onto him.
Dispose of gun, clothes and teeth.
Come back 3 months later, nothing decomposes like the hot sun.
Bury the skeleton.

Sinking in a ocean is not so good as bodies keep forever in salt water.

I would never kill anyone.. but If I ever felt the need to... getting away with it would be the last thing I would worry about.

If I did get away with such a crime It would haunt me for the rest of my life.

Just be patient - everyone dies someday.

Step 1: buy the person a pizza and a few beers.
Step 2: repeat step 1 a few hundred times.
Step 3: cackle maniacally as he eventually dies from a heart attack.

do what the DC sniper did. Kill an assload of civilians & terrorize a region to cover up a hit on a loved one.

Create a new gfy nick and post pics of the crime scene. That should keep the coppers guessing see.

Try again :error

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Baltovich

Elizabeth Bain's body was never found.

excellent idea, fool proof I'd say:thumbsup

take them boating

fuck that....

not worth the time..or trhe effort

:2 cents:

+ alcohol, accidents happen so easily. With only the 2 of you and no proven motive you should go free.

want to go boating? bring jordan.

j/k

Watch the First 48 and then go ahead and make your plans.