Getting laid on AOL
 

Well... Few years back I used to search the AOL profiles for chicks in my area and would copy/paste some cheezy messages to those AOL sluts looking for the bone. I probably went and met up with about 20 girls from AOL within a couple years and 95% of them were willing to do whatever I wanted the first time we met. Is AOL a spawning place for sluts? Is it still like this? I havent slutted around there for awhile but I bet its still rockin!

Who else out there has hooked a buncha AOL sluts? :)

So how many STDs do you have now?

Not near as many as I had last week.

in the early days of my AOL experience, I met up with only one AOL booty call...flew to LA to meet her.....was totally amazing sex for the whole weekend, then I flew back home, we only spoke a few times after that....one of the few gals who actually looked like the pic she sent and wasn't a total psycho ;)))

I think deep down inside all girls are sluts at times. What's wrong with a little unadulterated sex between near-strangers. As long as you know you don't have to wake up next to them for the rest of your life.

PK, what are you doing this weekend? hehe

*BOP*

Blowing Old People?

nah.. it goes way back from my chat days.. as early as '94. Pure ole thump on da noggin' AKA *BOP*

Never used AOL but I was going to night classes in Kansas City and really wasn't interested in what was going on in class so I was surfing around trying to refrain from checking stats in class. I decided to hit yahoo and waste some time in a chatroom. I started talking to a chick from the KC area. I told her where I was and it turned out she was only a few miles away. We were both bored as hell and decided to meet at O'Dowds (an irish pub in the downtown area). We both described what we were wearing and agreed to meet there around 9:30.

We met and had several drinks and talked for a while. About 2 AM she said she needed to take off. No problem, she was beautiful and getting even better looking the drunker I got but I wasn't going to try anything. I was kinda tired myself and WAY too drunk to drive back to Lawrence where I live. I told her I was going to get a hotel room because I was so ungodly drunk. She invited me to stay at her place but I really didn't feel like going there and meeting her roommates in the morning. She hugged me, gave me her phone number and walked out the door.

I finished my beer and headed out too. I went to the garage to get my car and drive a few blocks away to a decent hotel. Just as I got to my car, Amber pulled up behind me and asked if she could come with me to the hotel since she was "too drunk to make it home". Sure, whatever you want. Follow me. All the hotel had left was a couple of rooms with single beds. She said, we're both adults, we'll cope. Whatever, I just wanted to take a leak and go to bed at that point.

We got up to the room and she called dibs on the bathroom. Fine, I waited my turn. When she came out I went in and took a leak and guzzled some water to help with the impending hangover. When I came out, she was already in bed. Covered up on her own side. I offered to sleep on the floor and she said that wasn't necessary. Fine, whatever...must sleep. I can't sleep in my clothes so I warned her that I always sleep in just my boxers. That's fine she said. I lost my clothes down to my boxers, covered up, killed the light and said goodnight.

I tossed and turned a little and she asked if I was having trouble sleeping. Yes, definitely. The goddamned room keeps spinning. She said she gives the worlds greatest backrubs and offered me one. Sweet deal. She told me to roll over and she sat on my back and leaned down towards my head. I felt the oh-so-familiar warm, wet spot on my back. She wasn't wearing anything but earrings! After about a 3 minute backrub she started kissing my neck and needless to say I was no longer interested in a nap. We spent the rest of the night fucking like rabbits all over that room.

Needless to say I haven't spoken to her since but I have always wondered if she made a habit out of doing that or if she wondered the same thing about me. Either way it turned out well but I never really went back to yahoo to try to duplicate the results. It seems pathetic, but somehow waking up naked next to a beautiful 23 year old brunette makes it seem considerably less pathetic. Is this something I could have made a habit out of?

I almost spanked it to your story!

Did you submit that to Penthouse Forum Letter shit place yet?

Nope, I should go into more detail and submit it. I will probably leave out the part where she asked me if I had ever had a girl stick her finger in my ass while fucking and I warned her if anything ends up in my ass, something will end up in hers as well.

More details please...

did she swallow?

Taht was a great story you should license it :thumbsup

Maybe stupid but i know a guy who gets all of his GF's and dates trough icq/msn lol, some lasting for over 3 years ;)

It does work for shy people also a lot.
they can talk to girls how they want, and break the ice easier.
And they wont "shut down" when they are really next to them cause it will make him feel more confident

i keep hearing this... maybe it's time to try lol

How could you leave that part out? But change it to that she did fingerbang your man pussy. And you loved it.

Yeah, like that.

:1orglaugh

hahahaha:1orglaugh

how do you get dates on icq? just wait for a chick to hit you up or do you start msg'ing random chicks or something?

I had no idea all this was going on LOL

Those of you looking for some strange ass online would be surprised to find out actually how easy it is.
I am not going to say how many girls I have reeled in for a score but it is probably enough to scare 99.9% of the girls I meet away if I was honest with them. Lets just say it is close to triple digits.

I think the key thing is being shy, jacking off BEFORE you talk to anyone... and actually listen and ask lots of questions. Women love it when you inquire about them and listen to them. Make them feel special, make them your friend. Make them feel like their feelings and opinions matter.

You would be AMAZED at how easy this is once you do it a few times. KEEPING YOUR COCK OUT OF THIS IS KEY!

Week 1: Friendly chat, get to know the girl, save coversations for later review. Block her for a few days, make her wonder where you went to... Talk to her again, always ttelling her how nice it was to have a good conv. with someone on the internet for once... YOU GET THE IDEA.. Flatter her...LEAVE OUT SEX!

Week 2-3: Depending if you are good or not, she may actually give you her cell# (most of the time they will do that rather than a home phone) Take the # but dont call her, make her wait, just keep talking to her on the puter, until she keeps bringing up the fact that U wont call then finally DO IT!

Week 3-4: Start the calling, no phonesex! get to know her on a deeper level, be friendly, be her friend, tell her that although you know you are just chatting, you was kinda thinking about meeting up with her and what it would be like..... act like you were kinda scared to bring it up.... She will let you know if the idea was out of line or not. Meeting in a public place for a short while is good ...... If she keeps talking to you after that you knooow tou are not too gruesome and she might be interested!

Week 4-5: Invite her over to your place. Tell her although you could go out in public, you think quality time is better. If you did your job in the previous weeks, she will be more than comfortable with you and will say yes!

You have her at your place, what to do now? You have treated her with such respect until now that she probably things that you are some dream guy she has always wanted! It going to be easy to get down her pants in most cases,

Now if you are good at this like I am you will be working on many possible prospects at the same time. Telling the different girls that your job requies much of your time is a good thing to do. Tell the girls you are only avail. Mon- tues / Wed -Thurs Ect.... Until you can fill your week with lotsa pussy! It gets really confusing, that why I say take notes, because it is hard to keep track of them all! It really is!

I can say that finding a piece of ass online is one of the easiest things I have ever done.... I suck out in public, clubs and bars not my thing at all...but this really works. The girls you seem to find also seem to be a different breed and will do crazy shit that most wont....those are the ones you keep...haha!
Really good things do come out of it too..... I met my present g/f online and we have been together for almost 9 mos and going strong!

If anyone thinks im an ass GO FUCK YOURSELF!
If anyone wants advice email me!

-UglyOrange

I really have no desire to talk to chicks online unless i'm piss drunk and it's like 4am, but then there are only busted chicks online ;-P

Online ass is only good for one night stands..

Dude, that isn't the recipe for an instant fuck friend.

It's the recipe for a long-term relationship. Great advice. Could you plan the wedding too?

Sheesh, I believe the original thread was about finding someone to fuck on the first date....NOT someone who you could cuddle with while you expore your inner-most sensitive feelings...

Hey PK... When you are feeling a little "Slutty" at some point, can ya give me a booty call? I'll come take care of ya. :)

j/k

In 97 I flew my online aol-ass 2,000 miles to New Orleans, and surprised my online aol-ass (Fletch). :Graucho

It was four days of complete chaos, one of the funnest things I ever did. :)

Within 6 months I was living there, and now we live here (cali).

Fuck that just makes me want to fly to New Orleans and party my fucking ass off right now. Fuuuuuuuck.

:glugglug

I think Pete theFly wrote some chapters in the book on picking up chatroom fucksluts.

T'd be interesting to read some of his stories. Yup.

I keep trying to get dates on ICQ, but everytime Emma ICQs me, she keeps repeating herself, talking about "Come visit my website! I'm waiting for you!".

J/K

Damnit, I need to write some story content. I will write it, send it to you to "edit" and we'll release it. Just as long as it's known to be a work of fiction and that nothing and I mean NOTHING enters my "man pussy". :winkwink:

You have sex week 4-5...wtf...you can just go to a bar and get laid within a couple of hours...

Online girls is kind of a mixed bag. For every half way decent chick there are girls that lie like crazy.

I used to be into that, but after all the games and being stood up like 4 times, it just got old.

Just for sex I could see it being good. But anything more than that is a lost cause because most of the girls have such emotional problems.

Im not that into casual sex because theres way too much disease. I dont feel like getting herpes or gonorhea or some shit from some stupid slut that opens her legs to every guy out there.

if it wasn't for yahoo chat, i'd never get laid.

And Erica too?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Never met up with anyone from chat room/aol/icq but my husband and I did meet in a MUD. We chatted for a while online and on the phone and then I flew over the Atlantic to meet him. Two weeks with him and it was certain. I was back 6 weeks later and we were married about 6 months after that. Happily married now for nearly 3 years with first baby on the way.

Pretty much all the chicks I have met online wanted to fuck on the first date or before the first date, acting like they are into one-night stands. Then the next morning they sing a different tune and try to latch on. I finally got sick of it and just married one of those chat whores to get it over with. Life is easier now.

Erica is mine! Hands off people!!!

PS. ICQ isnt the best chat method of getting laid, the girls using it are too educated. You want the stupid newbies from aol. :thumbsup

I don't see any chatrooms in my ICQ preferences...

Well, well, well. Yes online dating is for booty calls only. It's a quick fix to a temporary problem. It works and I advise all of you to do it, (safely). It's a rush that can't be explained. Especially when the person is down for whatever. And being a woman today, we can hold our own just like a guy, if not better. I love having the sex drive of a trucker and am not afraid to admit it. Cum one cum all! It's a jungle out there, but someone has to tame the beasts.

Go get em Tiger!:1orglaugh

Laura will kick your ass for that.