this post is too funny, i laugh my ass off when i get an icq from some lonely ass loser (i guess i am referring to you guys that troll the net looking for pussy)

"hi, i am horny"...my answer "great, i am a hooker, send me some money and i will fuck you like no one else has"

I really find it hard to believe that any one even answers the lonley spank monkeys....let alone fucks them!




:1orglaugh

AOL Chics are lame , i met two chics off there , both looked nothing like thier pics and were fat pigs . Both claimed to be single and turned out they were married.

After that i gave up.
:mad:

lamer yet, guys who think they are the love gods of the web

you need :helpme

Yahoo chat...

Yikes!

I have banged SEVERAL girls that I have met off yahoo chat.. for some reason they are all EASY!

So Yahoo Chat seems to be the hotspot for sluts???

I am heading there now.. :Graucho

Ride

:1orglaugh

At least the Miami rooms.. are waaaay easy... At one point I was slamming a new girl a week, with several weeks at 2 a week..... just from yahoo...

These internet girls are all whorish... Gotta love 'em!

where would all us whores be without you lame ass BOYS to keep us amused :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

a guy actually emailed me because he had read my AOL profile - we met, had an affair, still see each other from time to time.. that was in 1999 (he's a cop and patrols the area near my office in downtown Seattle)

,,

this thread sounds like a sleazydream story

LOL,,, 99% of these girls in the chat rooms you wouldn't even give the time of day if you seen them first...


if you do meet someone online,, then you should do it in a public place like the mall... check her out from a good distance where she won't recognize you,, if you don't like just leave,,


most of the time thier pictures are like 10 years old and 100 pound lighter,,

an old room mate of mine used to do that but every chick he met on aol was fucking nasty. I mean nasty man.

Never thought of doing it cuz I prefer to look and weed out the girls I want to bang instead of randomly meeting them through pictures and text exchanges.

Thats fucking lame Ganja. I'm happy to hear you got some quality ass, but you musta gotten mad lucky.

Wait a minute, do you live in southern CA?

You go girl!:thumbsup

you like to dump the bodies alongside lonely stretches of highway too? hmmm, trucker sex...........

Yeah....And do you want to be my next victim?:1orglaugh

MSN'sRELIGION chat worked well for me, believe it or not. Used to be an MSN "guide" for their Religion rooms, I did that part time (couple nights a week, got "paid" in free internet access etc) for 2 years and ended up having affairs with 9 women, 8 of em were christians, ranging in age from 18-41.

I agree with orange btw. Work on 'em for a few weeks or longer so they become completely comfortable with you. The best affair I had off of a chatroom was a christian woman in S. Cal who I talked to for 8 MONTHS before hitting it. If you want a 1 nighter, then dont worry about it, but I don't find one night stands nearly as fun as affairs lasting maybe a month or two.

Newport Beach holds some good women! I would always require a picture before I met anyone when I did this. If the picture looked good then I would agree to meet. No girl I met ever was not the girl from the picture... I doubt any girl would send you a fake pic then actually make the effort to meet you. I have had plenty of girls send me their pics and I thought they were ugly or whatever... I wouldnt meet those girls. hehe

Best fucking thread I've read these past few horseshit days!

:stoned

vik

This is one of the best posts I've ever read.
I'm with you PK. :thumbsup

Actually,

AOL is the easiest to get laid from, hell its almost as easy as the tradeshow models!

Usually true for chicks who are interested in 1 night stands. They tend to be unattractive and desperate, or have emotional "issues" of one sort or another. Thats why you go for the girls who aren't out for one nighters, the ones who aren't thinking about sex at the time (or aren't willing to admit it..), and cultivate them over a period of weeks or months.

As orange said, you can do this with quite a few women at once. Just takes a little patience.

:thumbsup

:1orglaugh


You gotta try Yahoo... man.. eAsy! If you are half way decent looking, they all want you!

You do the profile thing I take it?

NO, actually in miami they do get togethers.. and they set up parties at houses/clubs..etc.. so you get to see them all in one place and u get to attack whoever u want.. =) It works perfect!

Good shit :) Gotta see if they do something similar here. Never been on Yahoo chat before. Their personals worked for me a few times tho, back when they were free.

something like that may make for some good advertisement..

I've done it 3 times. My local area right now sux tho -- most of the girls online in my area are too spread out (north Florida is mostly rural) -- lots of trailer trash unless you want to drive... If I lived in Miami I'd be rocking all the time -- some damn fine girls online down there. Advantage of chat/IM over real life -- you can say pretty much anything without getting kicked in the nuts. LOL

Lots of em are ugly but you would be suprised. Lots of these girls are stuck at home for various reasons.

a) no car
b) 18-21 -- too young to go out anywhere
c) sick relative

etc.

Fuck chats rooms Im to paranoid I would be thinking they are really not females just gay bastards trying to wack off to my bomb ass game.:BangBang:

Okay just wondering how many people here went to AOL or Yahoo after reading this thread:glugglug

I am guilty. I went to yahoo. Never knew they even had chats there. heheh. Regional even, thats the shit right there!!! haha, watch out ladies...

But for some reason I didnt know what to say. I had keyboard fright. It used to be sooo easy to say stupid shit and get these chicks. Ive been out of the Internet Mating game too long.

Good time chatting with girls in russia. I plan going there one soon day.

Ganjasaurus - change your fucking sig.
Its annoying as hell.

Anyway I've met a few girls from the computer. There are some idiots who pretend to be girls, normally these are the ones who seem ultra open to talk about sexual things. They are easy to spot, but if in doubt always suggest using the phone before you meet anyone in real life.

Its a no brainer if a girl writes slutty things in her profile that she is open about sex. If you just targeted girls who act like sluts its no surprise 95% are.

picking up girls online, LOL

actually, to clarify, my post wasnt about trying to set up a relationship if you read it all the way through... It is about working many girls at once and getting GOOD LOOKING STEADY ASS.. girls that worship you because of the way you treat them, not nasty ass one night stand bitches. My post was how I hook it up with the "good" girls...... Anyone can go online and scorre a nasty bitch! You have to step the game up a notch if you want the good shit! You have to be persistent and this is why it takes weeks, not hours or days. But if you play your cards right, you have a good lookin bitches eating out of your hand for quite some time....

-UglyOrange

hmmm, if a psycho truckdriver picked up a psycho hooker, I wonder how that'd work out?

UglyOrange has the right idea, but I think he might take it a step further than most need to. I've met a number of girls from AOL, Yahoo, AFF and MSN and some are easy, some are hard as hell to give it up... just have to work at it. I've had chicks that I met on AOL over at my apartment within 45 minutes and then some it has taken me 6 months to get the hook up. AOL is easy to find chicks on pending on your demographics. If you live in a town that has 25,000 good luck.. but when you live in a big city like Dallas then you're in luck.

UglyOrange wanna trade list? lol

Hi, how r u? I M Horny!

dont steal my yahoo chicks in the Los ANgeles rooms!!:ak47: