Ahhh hah. So you hook anything from here??? what area are you inA?

dude I hook up with all kinds of ass (not bragging) but the yahoo girls are an easy easy lay. The weekdays are reserved for meeting chicks online and the weekend is for cruising Sunset or picking up ladies after the club....its never a dull weekend this way!!

No if the Psycho Hooker picked up the truckdriver. You have it reversed. I'm the Psycho and your the wayward traveling truckdriver dropping off fresh meats to Albertson's.:thumbsup

Brown Bear your a legend. :1orglaugh

CDSmith -- since you asked... so far I haven't met in person w/ any girl I'd consider useful for anything more than 1 night of fun... It seems like 90% of the chicks on yahoo are fat or have kids! LOL. Maybe that's just Florida... But the fat chicks are 100x more likely to agree to blow your knob after like 10 minutes of chatting... and sometimes I can't help myself ;)

This is one thing that you say... The chick starts asking all these questions about you -- yadda yadda... try saying this to get them in the sack -- it was worked for me...

"I think you are setting your expectations too high... Let's not build this up to be more than it is until we meet... that way we have no disappointments."

or something to that effect... That way you are saying about 10 things at once:

a) if you is ugly, I don't give a shit about yer personality anyway.
b) i just want to fuck -- you probably just want to fuck too
c) I don't care who you are -- I just want to fuck
d) let's just fuck and get it over with -- fuck the diplomacy
e) these questions are dumb -- just blow me already
f) this conversation is pointless -- i need to bust a nut
g)
...

So you guys are basically saying that yahoo girls convert much better then aol girls? i'm curious, what are the conversion rates? also, how are the rebills on those? do they come back for more, or do they just try your dick once and thats it? Maybe quite can post his stats too and we can all compare

PK, your slut comment does not hold true. Some of us are as pure as the winter snow! If you have this slutty side, why don't you meet people? You are a recluse who lives in a dreamland. Name one person in the porn business you have met? Why not venture out and let your slutty side have a little fun. If you like women, call Nina or Danni or any number of attractive women who like being with females. From your posts, you seem very bitter about men. So try women and come out of your shell.:Graucho

Funny. :1orglaugh

You are a retard!

I'll even give them a free 30 minute trial and if they don't like it they can fuck off.

Um, I bet your profile has a line like this...

I am REAL, u b REAL 2...

Stupid idiot, I guess you should realize this board has search features.

PK...do you still have your old AOL account?

I still do..but very rarely use it.

I think..I may log on once a week to delete my spam..thats about it anymore.
Maybe read the sports.

I have also banged some ho's off AOL...

Easy game there.

I Have actually met 3 seperate babes there via slumming the chatrooms, I toss in the 420 friendly chat, that way, when you DO meet at the local resturant or bar you can then have a really good reason to ask her to roll back to your crib and burn a phattie, then its all over from there....

All 3 times, we came back to my pad, burned one, had a few drinks here and then got our freak on til the break of dawn.

None of them wanted a relationship, which at the time was cool with Herb K since I wanted to get all the AOL hoes I wanted after the 1st one panned out.

Havent really cruised the ads lately, lol......maybe this eve

Lates y'all

Herb K

Right!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh love those Bot's

there was a guy about 3 months ago that had a chat with a Spambot selling Webmaster signups, and he dident even get it was a Bot, before he told us about it - that was so funny

I met my current boyfriend online. I'm hoping for a similar senario to your relationship!

P.S. I'm excited for you! 4 weeks! Think you will post a picture of your baby when you are finally blessed? :)

This must be the hottest topic in the country right now. A few of my computer illiterate (35y/o-plus rich and married) friends were each separately asking me to help them to get in on this online dating action that everyone is talking about. They figured since I spend so much time on computers I know where to go to find the babes. I HAVE NO IDEA!

I was going to give them my AFF link and make some money off of them.

What exactly is this... simple chatrooms or a personals area?

AOL is super easy to get some women. Thats why I still have AOL despite I have braoadband with Verizon. I only have my AOL account to get some PUSSY.

AOL has a 'search member directory' feature. You use that, you select 'show only members online right now', type in your location, and BAM. It returns a chock full of results of potential hot pussy, in your area.


Then you come up with some simple intro shit, like "Hi, nice profile. m/24/NY, wanna chat?" You copy and paste that shit in an IM to every interesting profile you see.

Heres the psychology of it all.

If a girl is not interested in getting dick, or at least meeting new people, then you will get NO reply. But if she is, she will respond.

My gf has an aol profile, and as soon as she logs on, she gets bombarded with the same crap. Guy after guy, 'nice profile, blah blah'. So imagine, the same girls you are pitching too, are also getting the same shit from who knows how many other guys. So if you get a response back, you already got one foot in the door. Girls like that, talking to a few different guys at once, are attention seekers. I believe the scientific definition is actually, 'whore', but I may be mistaken.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

trade for a *BOINK*?

I became friends w/ some guy that I met online... He shocked me when he showed me all the pics of naked girls getting off for him on their webcam...(some were fisting themselves too)

In fact, he made a bet that if we went online he would be able to get a girl naked for him in 5 minutes...he's a pro...they did!

I guess there's no need for him to pay for online sex when you can get it for free from yahoo and aol girls.


~Laurel

How do you think I got into this business? I started my main site with all pics gathered from AOL hookups.

I kid you not, I have evangelized this for years (I got on AOL in 93 as a teenager), and had my system down pat by 1995 when females started signing on in hordes.

Let me note though, that I did meet my current gf on AOL, and we have been together 2+ years--it isn't all crazy girls with emotional issues who will let you have their way with them.

But most of it is. :)

It is still my best selling website, even though some people don't "get it." Glad you all do:

http://erotic.redclouds.com/latenightgirl/

Originally I had AOLGirlsGoneWild.com registered, and AOL took it away from me.

I still meet the majority of the girls I shoot this way--if they are willing to meet up and randomly sex guys, asking to just take pics isn't that big of a stretch.

Someone help me start my affiliate program, moving to my new domain in the coming days and given the trends, this could be big...

Sigh, I need to search some profiles and get some more pics taken...

AKFK
[email protected]

Some people never learn.

AOL and Blackplanet has some good catches...

The key is how much time you put in, and how well you come off.

Ok i have only 2 stories about aol and sluts ....


I met this girl on aol named theresa, she sent me a pic that really didnt look all that good but i still kept talking to her because i was horny!!!

Turned out she lived in VA and i live in NY (only 6hrs away) ....

I drove there one weekend and turns out the pic was very old, she was fucking hotttt ... ofcourse we spanked it all night, it was un FUCKING beleivable!!!!

i ended up going there the next 3 weekends and the sex got better and better!

somehow we silently drifted apart, but i spoke to her mom on aol not too long ago, turns out theresa is now a mom!!!!

the time the baby was born, it would make sense that it could be mine!! OMFG!!!!

but i spoke to theresa and she swears up and down it wasnt mine, but wont tell me how many other guys she was opening up for at the time.





my other story is rather boring, my nextdoor neighbor is this lil fat girl .... i cought her on AOL one night, started talking dirty and i walked over there .... she didnt wanna come out, but i talked her into just letting me in her basement door so i can smack it, then i left .... i still see her once in while, and i ALWAYS regret it the next day!!!

but when im drunk, easy fat sluts always come to mind, lol


ok sorry for long post.

No one is writing about it yet... but this is a huge trend.

A lot of people don't even understand that people do that online--thank god I have met some cute girls so my site does okay regardless.

If someone had the time and resources, you could just travel the country hooking up with and photographing AOL chicks.

Now if only I could get a good AOL-influenced URL without AOL going after me again...LOL.

Yeah--AOL paternity suits! Eek.

Though if they only knew you by screen name and you had something kinda complex, providing you shut it down I doubt they could find you...LOL.

I have a friend who still meets girls on AOL and uses fake first and last names, also biographical information. It is totally sick, but what is even sicker is that it works incredibly well for him, and he has probably nailed a lot of the girls in his area online and decently covered his tracks for it tracing back to him.

ok, here is my story :)

I just met this chick last week on AIM, found out she lives 2.5 hrs from here.. after several days of talking online and on the phone, i went to see her last friday.. we had a little date and i convinced her to take her with me back to my place.. then we fucked all weekend long.. we got out of the bed only to go to the bathroom, go to eat and watch a movie. and then i took her back to her place sunday nite and came back..

i still cant believe it :glugglug

It is amazing but Lane, if you think about it, you could have done that in one day if you had met a babe in the mall or something.

...only if i had the skillz to pick up chicks at public places..

Haha, whatever man! Aren't you a jock or something? Don't you guys get to practice that on campus?

Gave my sister a new PC for Christmas of 1999. She just had a kid, and was spending lots of time alone.. so I thought a PC would be perfect.

By May she was divorced and dating a guy she met online.

opps

all your fault! hehe

i ejaculated 5 times while reading this thread

make that 6

This thread deserves to be bumped every couple of months.

lol i forgot i was in it

seriously tho, the moral is: AOL CHICKS ARE EASY


low (if any) inhibitions, close to ya locale, and your horny so why the fuck not?

I convinced my wife to start lookin for hahahaha after her 1st lezzie encounter in AOL,,, crazy it is :)