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NTM 05-27-2007 06:13 AM

I was grilling in my driveway yesterday and the neighbor kid came over
 
He just started hanging around. I knew he wanted a burger but I ignored him.

He wouldn't leave. Why can't parents keep tabs on their loser children?

Juicy D. Links 05-27-2007 06:14 AM

why didnt you give him some food you moron?

I guess you dont like kids?

Typical asswipe

NTM 05-27-2007 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 12495923)
why didnt you give him some food you moron?

I guess you dont like kids?

Typical asswipe

Why would I give him free food? I have my own family to feed.

Next thing you know, he would be bringing a pack of his worthless friends for free meals.

suesheboy 05-27-2007 06:17 AM

it's a neighbor.

Guess you don't make enough $ loser

Juicy D. Links 05-27-2007 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12495928)
Why would I give him free food? I have my own family to feed.

Next thing you know, he would be bringing a pack of his worthless friends for free meals.

hmmm true true loll i can imagine that 30 kids coming over after you give him a burger :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NTM 05-27-2007 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suesheboy (Post 12495930)
it's a neighbor.

Guess you don't make enough $ loser

He has a house. I'm sure there is a kitchen in it.

Why the fuck should I feed my neighbors kid?!

sumphatpimp 05-27-2007 06:33 AM

you missed the perfect opportunity to get ride of him. give him a way under cooked burger, he gets food poisoning and dies. problem solved.
you messed up big time dude.

Mr. Garibaldi 05-27-2007 06:37 AM

fuck those stupid kids
you did the right thing

KingK7 05-27-2007 06:49 AM

This thread is strange...

wimpy 05-27-2007 06:52 AM

When your house is egged every evening for 3 years (starting in a few years) you'll know why.

geedub 05-27-2007 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp (Post 12495963)
you missed the perfect opportunity to get ride of him. give him a way under cooked burger, he gets food poisoning and dies. problem solved.
you messed up big time dude.

most definitly.

AtlantisCash 05-27-2007 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12495928)
Why would I give him free food? I have my own family to feed.

Next thing you know, he would be bringing a pack of his worthless friends for free meals.


are all western people like You? :(

NTM 05-27-2007 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12496040)
are all western people like You? :(

Yes.

Seriously, I should just feed any person who wanders into my yard while I'm grilling?!

I don't feed strays.

Ramos 05-27-2007 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimpy (Post 12496008)
When your house is egged every evening for 3 years (starting in a few years) you'll know why.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh reminds me of the curb your enthusiasm episode when Larry won't give the teenage kids any candy on halloween because they had no costume. The next morning they toilet papered his place....

Iron Fist 05-27-2007 07:08 AM

Does he have any hot legal girlfriends?

jimthefiend 05-27-2007 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12496040)
are all western people like You? :(

No we ARE NOT. Ntm is being a troll, and a really shitty neighbor.

DamageX 05-27-2007 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12495934)
He has a house. I'm sure there is a kitchen in it.

Why the fuck should I feed my neighbors kid?!

You're not thinking smart. Feed him a burger, then send your kids over for full meals every other day.

DamageX 05-27-2007 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12496040)
are all western people like You? :(

He's not Western.

Dirty F 05-27-2007 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12495934)

Why the fuck should I feed my neighbors kid?!

:1orglaugh

Thats funny and true.

paymeback 05-27-2007 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 12496122)
You're not thinking smart. Feed him a burger, then send your kids over for full meals every other day.

Smart thinking :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

NTM 05-27-2007 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 12496053)
Does he have any hot legal girlfriends?

He was about 10. Ugly little fucker too.

IllTestYourGirls 05-27-2007 08:44 AM

who grills in the driveway? You are just asking for stray kids and animals.

Boobs 05-27-2007 08:48 AM

lol i wouldnt wanna be your neighbor

MonikaMaple 05-27-2007 08:54 AM

Feeding the neighbours kid is a good way to make sure that they will help you if you need something down the road. Most likely, they won't end you calling the cops if your house gets broken into now. They may actually get out lawn chairs and watch, maybe even cheer. Then the cost of a burger compared to the hike in your house insurance will seem like pennies. You never know when you will need your neighbours.

crockett 05-27-2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12496040)
are all western people like You? :(

No only the ones that are assholes.

Humpy Leftnut 05-27-2007 08:59 AM

It's okay, you're +1 burger and -1 soul, keep it up idiot.

fallenmuffin 05-27-2007 09:01 AM

Couldn't spare a burger for your neighbor who was just a little kid?

what a dick, hope that burger was worth the karma.

eroswebmaster 05-27-2007 09:38 AM

Amazing how the world has changed since I was a kid and I'm only 40.

Back in the day, you knew every neighbor on your block. You had neighborhood bbq's, block wide garage sales. Parents volunteered to run the school carnivals, played bridge together, bowled together, while the kids played together.

Now days, you can live on a block for 5 years and not get to know a single neighbor. Most people don't know their neighbors, and what has this gotten us?

A bunch of selfish narcissistic pricks who rarely if ever take other's feelings into consideration. I know there's going to be that group that comes in here and says that things have never changed, today's youth is no worse than the previous generations...and that's bullshit.

A study came out the other day, and in college kids, narcissism has gone up 20%...shove that where the sun doesn't shine selfish pricks.

baddog 05-27-2007 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NTM (Post 12495921)
Why can't parents keep tabs on their loser children?

Like your parents?

baddog 05-27-2007 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12496040)
are all western people like You? :(

Not even close.

Humpy Leftnut 05-27-2007 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster (Post 12496458)
Amazing how the world has changed since I was a kid and I'm only 40.

Back in the day, you knew every neighbor on your block. You had neighborhood bbq's, block wide garage sales. Parents volunteered to run the school carnivals, played bridge together, bowled together, while the kids played together.

:thumbsup

baddog 05-27-2007 09:43 AM

Adj. 1. neighborly - exhibiting the qualities expected in a friendly neighbor
neighbourly
friendly - characteristic of or befitting a friend; "friendly advice"; "a friendly neighborhood"; "the only friendly person here"; "a friendly host and hostess"

baddog 05-27-2007 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 12496329)
who grills in the driveway? You are just asking for stray kids and animals.

People that live in trailer parks.

RayBonga 05-27-2007 10:31 AM

You should at least have offered the kid a beer.

JamesK2 05-27-2007 10:36 AM

I would've gave him some :)

Gotta stay friends with the neighbors so they wont complain when u throw a party.

wyldblyss 05-27-2007 10:39 AM

Well, if he was my neighbor he would have a full stomach. Why? Why not is more the question. I am not so desperate for food that I can't offer a burger to a neighbor. Doing a good deed can have a big impact on someone's life, and your own.

The world is far too greedy, far to "me-me-me" and needs a little more of that old fashioned community feeling. No one cares about their neighbors, so why should they care about you?

Honestly though, people like you are usually far to proud of their selfishness to ever be able to comprehend how being nice to people goes a long way, so I will end my post here.

Fat Panda 05-27-2007 10:40 AM

your fucking loser if you cant give the neighbor kid a fucking burger....look in the mirror and get a life

KrisKross 05-27-2007 10:43 AM

Grilling in your driveway? I don't know about anyone else, but I've got a backyard to grill in. Keeps the neighbours away.

Spunky 05-27-2007 10:43 AM

Try grilling in the backyard if you want privacy

baddog 05-27-2007 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 12496598)
I would've gave him some :)

Gotta stay friends with the neighbors so they wont complain when u throw a party.

Just one of many obvious (to intelligent people) reasons.


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