I aided and abetted two illegal immigrants today
 

I was out fishing today in a canyon lake about 8 miles from the border when I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants. I gave them food, drink and directions. What would you have done?

i would tell them to fuck off

I would have demanded blowjobs in return for water.

You done the right thing man - much respect :thumbsup

Illegal immigrants are everywhere - not just in the US. I've done the same and in the process learned some background from a couple of them. The risks and *severe* hardship some of these folks go thru to earn a basic living is unbelievable. It's kinda criminal any human being should have to do that.

Won't tell you their stories - that would take about four pages :winkwink:

shot them dead on the spot, then drug their bodies back across the border

You should always be nice to Canadian immigrants:1orglaugh

yelling la migra

2. If yelled in rapid succesion, it can be used to strike fear into the hearts of Mexicans, usually resulting in them running for the border.

They spoke English???

it depends, male or female?

No, I speak spanish, although not very well.

Male. No blow jobs for water. :(

you did the right thing, the vast majority aren't coming to do anything illegal, just to work hard.

Give them food and water, AFTER calling INS/Border patrol or (local minutemen)on my cell.

Thank goodness you weren't robbed. :pimp

I would have done the same thing. They are human beings. NOT "illegal immigrants".

without illegals the US is fucked....

who's gonna do all the work for slave wages

if they can get in they deserve to stay,
its hell being in a foreign county with no paper

ow would u feel if u knew anytime u have an accident u cant go to hospital?
u cant get a credit rating or visa card, life is impossible

give em a break

Our old people need a place to retire

Honestly, I would have helped them. If you report them they are still just being 'tagged and released', so it doesn't do any good, so why not save a life or two and feel a little better about yourself?

never been faced with the situation, I dont really agree with illegal immigrants, but like BradM said, theyre human beings

I'd point to the fucking lake and ask them how fucking retarded do you have to be to be thirsty next to a lake?

The water in this lake is not drinkable. You can't even keep the fish due to high mercury levels.

what the hell were you doing ... :Oh crap

His story reeks of bullshit. I think he is just trying to start an argument about illegals, it's one of his favorite things to argue about.

How exactly does it "reek of bullshit"?

Catch and realese fishing. Here's some info on the lake.
Pena Blanca Lake

Thirsty Mexicans next to a lake that they know they can't drink from, but need directions, would be the first odor of crap I smell.

One look at this lake would tell you not to drink from it, even if you were illiterate and couldn't read the signs posted in english and spanish. They needed directions because they were lost.

It's a pretty wild tale but I'm sticking to it. :winkwink:

They tried to pay me.

Now I know this story is bullshit :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why is that?

I would have protected my country's boarder using any means necessary within the law.

What exactly would you have done to protect the good ol' U.S. of A. from these dangerous foreigners, Hoss?

You did the right thing... Regardless of your political beliefs those were people who needed help. Karma will come back to pay you favors on that one :)

DH

I would aid them and say "Abet $20 you can't drink from this lake and live"

Basic rule: Help those who are in need. :)

congrats

Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

i would have sent them back to the usa where they came from

I would have done the same. They're people.

The water is a fetid desert lake. One look at it would tell you not to drink it, even if you were illiterate and unable to read the signs posted in english and spanish.