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WebairGerard 09-13-2006 09:08 AM

honestly I would help them too. They are human beings in need.

escorpio 09-13-2006 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore
Next to a lake and begging for water? We don't need any more stupid people in America.

This cat says "the water is undrinkable" - how the fuck did those Mexicans know whether or not the water is undrinkable? They couldn't. Moreover, they probably wouldn't have cared.

Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

DEA - banned for life 09-13-2006 01:46 PM

i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud :thumbsup

escorpio 09-13-2006 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DEA
i would give them food and water...then take them to a remote campsite in the middle of the woods..pay them 1 dollar a day eatch and give them all the tequila,soft tortilas and chicken they cant eat so they can grow weed for me all summer ....Then after they harvest the weed haul it and load it into my truck i would dirve striaght to the nearest policee station turn them in for being illiegal immirgants ..lite a joint and mosey on down the road with a few bales of stinky bud :thumbsup

God damn it, why didn't I think of that? :(

karlcore 09-13-2006 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.


The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?

And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.

Scootermuze 09-13-2006 07:53 PM

Shoulda sent em on to Haliburton.. I'm sure they can use a few more illegals..

aztecboi2003 09-13-2006 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore
And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites?

He said he's doing catch and release.

escorpio 09-13-2006 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by karlcore
The website URL you posted does discuss the bad quality of the water, but the pictures on that URL also don't demonstrate - as you suggest - that all you have to do is LOOK at the lake and tell the water is bad.

Given that, how the fuck could someone who has NEVER been there before know that the water is undrinkable?

Because anybody with any outdoor experience knows not to drink water without treatment, especially desert lakes. Here's a little article to clue you in.

http://www.hikerscorner.com/water.html

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Originally Posted by karlcore
And if it is "fetid", as you say, what the fuck are you doing fishing there? In fact, if it is so fetid then why is it listed on so many fishing web sites? I'd think if the place stank so bad, nobody would want to go there.

It's because of the water quality (or lack of) that makes it such a good place to fish as it is catch-and-release, allowing the bass and sunfish to grow large and populate. People go there because we don't have many options in this area and it's not as bad as I may have led you to think by describing it as "fetid". Like most desert lakes it is a cross between a mud puddle and a swamp, and only a couple of the more swampy areas stink.


Now my question to you...is it that hard to believe that two lost and thirsty border jumpers might ask the guy with a fishing pole and a 7-UP his hand if that cooler contains any beverages he might wish to sell before falling to their knees and drinking from a bad water source?

E$_manager 09-13-2006 08:24 PM

i would have been afraid first, then think, then help. Why not?

aico 09-13-2006 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Are you a fake nick of aico's? I find it hard to believe there are two people this stupid.

Why is it hard to believe? You met and helped them. That lake is fine to drink enough to fight dehydration, specially for a mexican who drinks shitty parasite infested water all day long.

Your story is total bullshit, all you wanted was to start a stupid illegal immigrant argument, one of your favorite things to argue about.

No one bit into your attempt, so your idea didnt work.

Get over it.

The only idiot is you, just because they were Mexican, it's kind of fucking racist of you to assume they are illegal aliens don't you think? Mexicans can't go for a hike at a lake and get lost? They automatically got to be illegals? Fucking racist.

Oh wait, let me guess, you asked for their greencards too...

BusterBunny 09-13-2006 08:33 PM

50 illegal mmigrants

BoyAlley 09-13-2006 08:33 PM

You should have stamped return to sender on their asses.....

escorpio 09-13-2006 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by aico
Why is it hard to believe? You met and helped them. That lake is fine to drink enough to fight dehydration, specially for a mexican who drinks shitty parasite infested water all day long.

Your story is total bullshit, all you wanted was to start a stupid illegal immigrant argument, one of your favorite things to argue about.

No one bit into your attempt, so your idea didnt work.

Get over it.

The only idiot is you, just because they were Mexican, it's kind of fucking racist of you to assume they are illegal aliens don't you think? Mexicans can't go for a hike at a lake and get lost? They automatically got to be illegals? Fucking racist.

Oh wait, let me guess, you asked for their greencards too...

Them drinking the water from the lake was never an issue because I was there with water. Did I say I went to the lake and found a couple mexicans dying of dehydration next to it? No, I said I was approached at a lake while fishing.

I guessed they had entered the U.S. illegally by their furtive manner of approaching me. I established this to be correct through conversation.

Any more pathetic attempts to prove your intelligence by catching me in this outrageous "lie"? :1orglaugh

aico 09-13-2006 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Them drinking the water from the lake was never an issue because I was there with water. Did I say I went to the lake and found a couple mexicans dying of dehydration next to it? No, I said I was approached at a lake while fishing.

I guessed they had entered the U.S. illegally by their furtive manner of approaching me. I established this to be correct through conversation.

Any more pathetic attempts to prove your intelligence by catching me in this outrageous "lie"? :1orglaugh

I don't need to prove my intelligence, I am quit comfortable with it there Columbo.

Oh, so they knew they would find you there fishing? I swear you said they were dehydrated (this happens past the point of being thirsty, actually requires you not to drink for some time), lost, and hungry.

You're still a racist for stereotyping them as illegals. There are plenty of legal immigrants in that state. Sad that you would assume that they are all illegals just because they are aloof. If you see a black man running, do you assume he stole something? Typical of a racist like you.

escorpio 09-13-2006 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by aico
I don't need to prove my intelligence, I am quit comfortable with it there Columbo.

Oh, so they knew they would find you there fishing? I swear you said they were dehydrated (this happens past the point of being thirsty, actually requires you not to drink for some time), lost, and hungry.

You're still a racist for stereotyping them as illegals. There are plenty of legal immigrants in that state. Sad that you would assume that they are all illegals just because they are aloof. If you see a black man running, do you assume he stole something? Typical of a racist like you.

Your posts have taken on the shrill tone of the owned. :1orglaugh

Where the fuck did I say they "knew they would find [me] there fishing"? They wandered into the area. They saw me. If I hadn't been there they more than likely would have followed the voices coming from the picnic area on the other side of the lake where they would have found faucets with potable water and likely been fed.

I didn't "stereotype them as illegals". Like I said before, they told me they had entered illegally.

OG LennyT 09-13-2006 09:03 PM

wouldve done the same for any human in desperate need

E$_manager 09-13-2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine
I would have demanded blowjobs in return for water.

you help me, i help you. :1orglaugh

aico 09-13-2006 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Your posts have taken on the shrill tone of the owned. :1orglaugh

Where the fuck did I say they "knew they would find [me] there fishing"? They wandered into the area. They saw me. If I hadn't been there they more than likely would have followed the voices coming from the picnic area on the other side of the lake where they would have found faucets with potable water and likely been fed.

I didn't "stereotype them as illegals". Like I said before, they told me they had entered illegally.


Hmmm, here we go....

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Did I say I went to the lake and found a couple mexicans dying of dehydration next to it? No, I said I was approached at a lake while fishing.

Yes you did:

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Originally Posted by escorpio
I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants.

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Where the fuck did I say they "knew they would find [me] there fishing"?

Right here:

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Them drinking the water from the lake was never an issue because I was there with water.

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Originally Posted by escorpio
I didn't "stereotype them as illegals". Like I said before, they told me they had entered illegally.

Again, yes you did:

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Originally Posted by escorpio
I guessed they had entered the U.S. illegally by their furtive manner of approaching me.

That right there is called Stereotyping...

escorpio 09-13-2006 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by aico
Hmmm, here we go....



Yes you did:





Right here:





Again, yes you did:


That right there is called Stereotyping...

O.K., I'm going to indulge you in this juvenile arguement one last time and then I'm done. The story is true and I've pretty much ceased to give a fuck whether you believe it or not.


I didn't argue that I never said they were dehydrated. The quote you use is from me explaining why they had not or did not need to drink the water from the lake.


I don't understand how you feel stating that I was there with water is the same as stating they knew I would be there fishing.

Stereotyping? Hardly. It was what it was.

Racist? I'm the only person on my block that's not from Mexico. Why would a racist live on the border?

karlcore 09-14-2006 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio
Because anybody with any outdoor experience knows not to drink water without treatment, especially desert lakes.

Look at you trying to close the gaps on your pathetic story. Its really cute.

How would you know whether or not they had the outdoor experience not to drink the water?

Maybe I'm just a city boy, but I didn't know that.
To me: dehydration + lake = drink

I'd say you're making a pretty hasty assumption if you think that these Mexicans knew better.

You said: I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants.

If I was lost, dehydrated, and hungry, I'd have jumped right in that lake and started gulping. Which is worse? Getting sick from bad water or dying of dehydration?


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Originally Posted by escorpio
Now my question to you...is it that hard to believe that two lost and thirsty border jumpers might ask the guy with a fishing pole and a 7-UP his hand if that cooler contains any beverages he might wish to sell before falling to their knees and drinking from a bad water source?


Wait, did you have a 7-up or water? You need to try to keep your lies straight:

Them drinking the water from the lake was never an issue because I was there with water.

escorpio 09-14-2006 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by karlcore
Look at you trying to close the gaps on your pathetic story. Its really cute.

How would you know whether or not they had the outdoor experience not to drink the water?

I don't. I do know they had the brains to ask the guy with the cooler (me) if he had anything to drink, making the potability of the water in the lake a non-issue.

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Originally Posted by karlcore
Maybe I'm just a city boy, but I didn't know that.
To me: dehydration + lake = drink

Then I suggest you stay indoors because you completely lack the skills or knowledge to pursue outdoor activities.

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Originally Posted by karlcore
I'd say you're making a pretty hasty assumption if you think that these Mexicans knew better.

Perhaps they didn't. Once again for the slow kids...the purity of the water was not an issue as they did not have to drink it. How can I make this any more clear to you?

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Originally Posted by karlcore
You said: I was approached by two lost, dehydrated and hungry illegal immigrants.

If I was lost, dehydrated, and hungry, I'd have jumped right in that lake and started gulping.

Because you're not very bright.





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Originally Posted by karlcore
Wait, did you have a 7-up or water? You need to try to keep your lies straight:

Them drinking the water from the lake was never an issue because I was there with water.

Did it occur to you that perhaps, it being a desert and all, that I had both? I gave them a 32 oz. Gatorade container filled with purified water, half a turkey sandwich and half a bag of nacho flavored Doritos and a can of 7-UP each. Any more questions, genius. Or should I call you aico? :winkwink:


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