What Is Your Best Pick Up Line?
 

Okay.. Lets see just how good you wannabe pimps are out there

Your out at a bar or mall and see a drop dead beautiful girl that you want to fuck - what is your best pick up line to break the ice and start talking?


Mine is = "Yup, you'll do"


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your house or mine... mine's not crowded

"can i take pics and poll gfy to whether your a tranny before we hook up?"

"I take photos of beautiful women every day, but I have never seen someone with so much natural beauty as you."

Try it, it's GOOOOOOOOOOD :)

I'm married and have 2 kids i won't tell if you wont

spit or swallow?

:thumbsup

one of the truest statements made so far

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

or,

I'll bet you $50 you'll turn me down.

LOL.. very cool

better than my opening line: How much?

actually that is pretty damn good.. and something my gf (who loves being with girls too) and I use to pick up girls for 3somes.

"You had me at 'I want to sleep with you.'"

:thumbsup

" Hey baby . Is you mother currently looking for a good son in law by any chance ? " :pimp

nice time nlp pattern.

I can make you a star.....

It's really varies from situation to situation.

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

"Excuse me, I'm lost; can you give me directions back to your place"

Said in rather a "Hugh Grant-ish" type of voice....

"Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . "

Do you have a needle and thread?

..No, why

.......Cuz i'm ripped baby!

"Nice shoes....... wanna fuck?" Get straight to the point! :thumbsup

when I was 16
i asked my friend's sister (she was like 20 with a kid)
"how many drinks untill you assume missionary position?"
and she said, "Lets go for a ride"

don't use lines
say HI to the girl, IF she is looking at you
then walk away

Lol... Lame ass pick up lines...

disturbing

If you believe that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

LOL that's messed up!! I love it.

No line out there can match the power of humor and being yourself.

"Excuse me, but I just have to tell you your eyes are like crescent wrenches.
Every time you lock them on me my nuts tighten right up."

:D

im meeting some celebrities, you want to hook along with a FREE breakfast in bed?

do you lava me like i lava you

how about.. I lost my telephone number..

can I borrow yours??

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

The response usually goes something like this:

So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait.

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"Were your parents retarded? 'cause you look pretty special"

OMG that is fucking hillarious :1orglaugh

"Find out what brown can do for you"

Raja

:1orglaugh

I might not be Barney Rubble but I sure can make your bed rock! :thumbsup

My of my alltime favs that my buddy from college used to use with great success is, "Excuse me. Can I wear your ass as a hat?" Worked like a charm!

seriously?? I'll try that next time and report back to you bro

you know it my friend :winkwink:

"u remind me of my momma"

or
"u smell like the inside of my mums purse" -family guy (must say it in a southern redneck accent)