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SEO Connoisseur
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What Is Your Best Pick Up Line?
Okay.. Lets see just how good you wannabe pimps are out there
Your out at a bar or mall and see a drop dead beautiful girl that you want to fuck - what is your best pick up line to break the ice and start talking? Mine is = "Yup, you'll do" ![]()
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OU812
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your house or mine... mine's not crowded
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"can i take pics and poll gfy to whether your a tranny before we hook up?"
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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"I take photos of beautiful women every day, but I have never seen someone with so much natural beauty as you."
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I'm married and have 2 kids i won't tell if you wont
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spit or swallow?
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When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
or, I'll bet you $50 you'll turn me down. |
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LOL.. very cool better than my opening line: How much?
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actually that is pretty damn good.. and something my gf (who loves being with girls too) and I use to pick up girls for 3somes.
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Deeply shallow
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Hollywood, Ca.
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"You had me at 'I want to sleep with you.'"
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" Hey baby . Is you mother currently looking for a good son in law by any chance ? "
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Ryde or Die
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nice time nlp pattern. |
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Ryde or Die
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I can make you a star.....
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It's really varies from situation to situation.
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I love to racism, bro!
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Don't scream or I'll kill you.
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"Excuse me, I'm lost; can you give me directions back to your place"
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Said in rather a "Hugh Grant-ish" type of voice....
"Look. I hope you won't take this as any sort of 'line,' but there literally is a party in my pants, and you actually are invited. I know how it sounds . . . "
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Do you have a needle and thread?
..No, why .......Cuz i'm ripped baby! |
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"Nice shoes....... wanna fuck?" Get straight to the point!
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when I was 16
i asked my friend's sister (she was like 20 with a kid) "how many drinks untill you assume missionary position?" and she said, "Lets go for a ride" don't use lines say HI to the girl, IF she is looking at you then walk away
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ICQ: 197-556-237
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Lol... Lame ass pick up lines...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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If you believe that you are what you eat, I could be you by morning
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Is on the 1
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No line out there can match the power of humor and being yourself.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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"Excuse me, but I just have to tell you your eyes are like crescent wrenches.
Every time you lock them on me my nuts tighten right up." :D
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When it rains, it pours
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im meeting some celebrities, you want to hook along with a FREE breakfast in bed?
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$100,000
Join Date: Dec 2001
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do you lava me like i lava you
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SEO Connoisseur
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how about.. I lost my telephone number..
can I borrow yours??
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
The response usually goes something like this: So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait. ADG Webmaster |
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"Were your parents retarded? 'cause you look pretty special"
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"Find out what brown can do for you"
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I'm a great bowler.
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I might not be Barney Rubble but I sure can make your bed rock!
![]() My of my alltime favs that my buddy from college used to use with great success is, "Excuse me. Can I wear your ass as a hat?" Worked like a charm!
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seriously?? I'll try that next time and report back to you bro
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"u remind me of my momma"
or "u smell like the inside of my mums purse" -family guy (must say it in a southern redneck accent)
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nice hair...
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
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you sure you were born a female?
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"u might have seen me in a few movies before, i stuntcock for ron jeremy"
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emperor of my world
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"i just touched my penis"
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It's not really a line, but the best action I've seen that works, is when you say you're from another state, or if you're abroad, obviously the whole accent thing does wonders for getting pussy.
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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i am married, so mine is pretty to the point
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Youve gotta say this one in a really serious voice for it to work. Keep a straight face then give em a little smile at the end so they know your joking then give your phone number and walk off
Excuse me, i'd really appreciate if you stopped checking me out. Or at least treat me with some respect and don't drool while you look at my body or stare at the buldge in my pants. I'm more than just a sex toy, i've got a great personality and a great mind. But i guess their both too much for you to appreciate. of course it can be worded in different ways just depending on where your at |
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