nice hair...
wanna fuck?

you sure you were born a female?

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"u might have seen me in a few movies before, i stuntcock for ron jeremy"

"i just touched my penis"

ha ha ha, thats my new favorite line.

It's not really a line, but the best action I've seen that works, is when you say you're from another state, or if you're abroad, obviously the whole accent thing does wonders for getting pussy.

i am married, so mine is pretty to the point

"hey babe, wanna fuck?"

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can I get you a drink?

Youve gotta say this one in a really serious voice for it to work. Keep a straight face then give em a little smile at the end so they know your joking then give your phone number and walk off

Excuse me, i'd really appreciate if you stopped checking me out. Or at least treat me with some respect and don't drool while you look at my body or stare at the buldge in my pants. I'm more than just a sex toy, i've got a great personality and a great mind. But i guess their both too much for you to appreciate.


of course it can be worded in different ways just depending on where your at

My cock is nine inches

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"Hey baby, why dont you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up" ... i herd that one before and it always made me laugh :1orglaugh

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corny

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I'm a geek, just like Seth Cohen.

Hi, my name's Lensman...:Graucho

go fuck yourself !!!

that will get you to a fight :1orglaugh

pickup lines are only good for telling people jokes, dont actually use them. just talk to them like they're a normal person.