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stocktrader23 11-08-2004 05:30 AM

A message to Americans from the year 2015
 
Dear fellow Americans,

I have travelled here from the year 2015 to bring you a very important message.

First of all, do not be concerned with the war in Iraq. There are much greater things to worry about that will soon be known. I can't even begin to explain the shitstorm that you are about to witness.

Also know that your recent election was rigged and the truth will come out very soon. Get used to John Kerry because he is your President for the next 11 years and counting. Yes I said 11 years and I really can't go into detail without writing a book but some very bad things happen and martial law is enacted in early of 2005. It hasn't been lifted yet and with the current climate it doesn't seem that it ever will be.

There will be no draft but there will be mandatory military service required from all healthy men and women from the age of 18 to 45. This will begin to take place in early 2006 and will continue until at least 2015 as well. If you are thinking of running to Canada to avoid this it won't help. Canada will soon be one of our biggest enemies. Who would have thought the pansies would ever put up a real fight?

Oil will soon be traded in Euros which will only compound the problems. I would tell you to remove your investments from the stock market and the dollar but it won't matter. All money will be worthless in the states soon.

I wish I could tell you more but so much of it is completely mind blowing and unavoidable anyhow. If you are planning on leaving the country do it now, just pick somewhere away from North America. The further the better.

Good luck my fellow men, half of you won't make it to 2015 and those that do will be pretty well miserable. Sorry I don't have better news for you.





:helpme :helpme :helpme

BRISK 11-08-2004 05:32 AM

O-o-kay :eek7

EddiePulp 11-08-2004 05:33 AM

Can you take me to the year 2015 for a few weeks? Or just tell me who wins SuperBowl every year up until 2015

enter » 11-08-2004 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EddiePulp
Can you take me to the year 2015 for a few weeks? Or just tell me who wins SuperBowl every year up until 2015
Why bother? He's already said money will be worthless.

deleteduser 11-08-2004 05:42 AM

wtf :uhoh

stocktrader23 11-08-2004 05:46 AM

wtf? I didn't post this...

Sambo 11-08-2004 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
wtf? I didn't post this...
Spooky.......

Anyone got Mulder's number?

deleteduser 11-08-2004 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sambo
Spooky.......

Anyone got Mulder's number?

it's 555-SCARY-SHIT

Kristian 11-08-2004 05:56 AM

Is this real? It doesn't sound like a joke...

deleteduser 11-08-2004 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kristian
Is this real? It doesn't sound like a joke...
yes it's real. people from 2015 traveled back in time, hijacked stocktrader23 computer and posted this message on an adult webmaster forum.

Kristian 11-08-2004 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CeKilleR
yes it's real. people from 2015 traveled back in time, hijacked stocktrader23 computer and posted this message on an adult webmaster forum.
WTF this should be on CNN. Amazing!

chemicaleyes 11-08-2004 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kristian
Is this real? It doesn't sound like a joke...
:1orglaugh

mardigras 11-08-2004 06:01 AM

Mandatory service technically would let them keep the promise of no draft...

Jace 11-08-2004 06:01 AM

http://www.johntitor.com/

Napolean 11-08-2004 06:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CeKilleR
yes it's real. people from 2015 traveled back in time, hijacked stocktrader23 computer and posted this message on an adult webmaster forum.
or maybe stocktrader 15 years older, traveled back in time and logged into his old gfy account.

:O

Cassie 11-08-2004 06:03 AM

as fake as that is, it still sounds very errie.

Kemist 11-08-2004 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I have travelled here from the year 2015 to bring you a very important message.
I must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Kemist 11-08-2004 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kemist
1 must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jace 11-08-2004 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kemist
You must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You must have had a really wild weekend mate. How much LSD you take? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

$5 submissions 11-08-2004 06:08 AM

:winkwink:

http://www.d8a.co.uk/vcd/Back-to-the-future.jpg

stocktrader23 11-08-2004 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cassie
as fake as that is, it still sounds very errie.
I got an email from myself about it too. WTF is going on?????? :helpme :helpme :helpme

Napolean 11-08-2004 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I got an email from myself about it too. WTF is going on?????? :helpme :helpme :helpme
You have 7 days

Dynamix 11-08-2004 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
You have 7 days
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ADL Colin 11-08-2004 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23
I got an email from myself about it too. WTF is going on?????? :helpme :helpme :helpme
BTW, when you're in the future and make that post remember to add the following line at the end "This is really me" so we know it's you.

Mr Dickovitch 11-08-2004 07:24 AM

Wow Kerry must be the shittiest president ever, then he becomes a fucking dictator. What a fucker.

kenny 11-08-2004 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Dickovitch
Wow Kerry must be the shittiest president ever, then he becomes a fucking dictator. What a fucker.
I see you had a weekend of LSD as well

reynold 11-08-2004 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
:winkwink:

http://www.d8a.co.uk/vcd/Back-to-the-future.jpg

Go back to the future? nice one.

Mr Dickovitch 11-08-2004 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
I see you had a weekend of LSD as well
Is his wife still an annoying bitch in the future too?

Rinaldo 11-08-2004 08:00 AM

First of all it says John Kerry wuill be president for the next 11 years... fuck off

xclusive 11-08-2004 08:04 AM

Well if they did an audit of the election Kerry would be president...

tranza 11-08-2004 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kenny
I see you had a weekend of LSD as well
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wedouglas 11-08-2004 08:19 AM

Jesus. I wish i had enough time to write long useless shit threads like that.

Playful_Lady 11-08-2004 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
You have 7 days

This is helarious ....... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

IRapedYourFather 11-08-2004 08:25 AM

3 WORDS

NEW WORLD ORDER

ezrydn 11-08-2004 08:27 AM

.....or, had such a dipshit life that all I had to do was WHINE!

Just the sort of "positive" personality I'd like to spend time with. Yeah, Baaaby! Oh, your "sugartitty" is ready.

:1orglaugh

Mr Dickovitch 11-08-2004 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xclusive
Well if they did an audit of the election Kerry would be president...
Yes and you will move out of your mom's basement someday too.

Dalai lama 11-08-2004 08:57 AM

http://www.amystaxidermy.com/images/catpaw.jpg

Yes

TTiger 11-09-2004 01:15 AM

is this the time to buy this kinda home?


http://www.missilebases.com/


http://www.missilebases.com/new/images/bigger.jpg

:eek7

Napolean 11-09-2004 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TTiger
is this the time to buy this kinda home?


http://www.missilebases.com/


http://www.missilebases.com/new/images/bigger.jpg

:eek7

wow.. i want one of those now anyways, bombs or no bombs

BRISK 11-09-2004 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TTiger
is this the time to buy this kinda home?


http://www.missilebases.com/


http://www.missilebases.com/new/images/bigger.jpg

:eek7

Nice :glugglug


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