Do you wear a condom when you get a lap-dance from a stripper?
 

A friend of mine I often go to strip clubs with likes to go the washroom before he gets a lap-dance and put on a condom to prepare for grinding to completion.

Although the strippers here in Montreal, grind a bit too hard and for a bit to long, I think waering a condom just to avoid making a mess in your pant is going too far.

lol WTF? :1orglaugh I think you guys are paranoid

No, I normally wear condoms too when getting lap dances.

You can never be too safe.

and the dumbest thread of the day award goes to Alex :thumbsup :1orglaugh

That's just too funny - I love montreal strippers.

I put condoms on my tongue for kissing

just wear plastic pants

WTF?! How the hell can you come from a lapdance??

Come on, it needs a bit more than a lap-dance to get off, doesn't it ?

Why are 90% of your threads about strippers?

There's been a couple times I wish I had. :Oh crap

Being one horny mofo is the only thing that comes to my mind. :1orglaugh

i would think so.. hehee

Friction.

OMG

There is no way in hell a lapdance could give enough friction to cause an orgasm.

does the stripper do that thing ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !

Damn wtf happens when you actually stick it in? Bet that doesn't last too long.

I must be getting the wrong kind of lapdances if condom useage is an issue. :1orglaugh

If the dancer is persistant it is very possible.

Trust me. :)

What the FUCK ?!???

How can you come from a fucking lapdance ?

I'm NOT experienced ... I've fucked a lot of strippers for free ... but I aiin't paid for lapdances more then 2-3 times .

But I just don't see how

This thread is funny,..Alex you and/or your"friend" has some serious issues:1orglaugh

ahaha.. if you blow from a lapdance.. chances are you dont last more then a minute having sex :P

I worked with dancers for a long time, both in bars and totally nude dancers at bachelor parties. It's fucking SCARY how many guys will blow a load from a lap dance, and they'd probably go white as ghosts if they heard the dancers talking about them.

But then again I guess $20 is cheaper than a hooker or dinner and a movie....

thats what I want to know ?!?! Maybe Ive been going to the wrong places !

Quite a few strippers here are known as GTC (grinding to completion) strippers and can get most guys to cum before the end of the third song if they want to.

im usually too pissed to get it up at the strippers.

cause hes from montreal and thats all we do up here

:glugglug

hehe yea you can get pretty close.
in europe it was nice to be able to
whip it out and finish at the end of the dance.

they frown on that in the states.

HAHAHAHAHA. This thread and 90% of the responses are fucking hilarious. Thanks for the laughs. :thumbsup

I don't know anyone who has ever actually done that. :1orglaugh

Which club is this? I'm used to my Laval Clubs!

Why is grabbing a stripper by her firm sexy ass and rubbing your throbbing dick against it till you blow a big hot load in your underwear so hard for some people to believe?

Well i suggest none of you pussies go to the Gold Rush Strip club when you are here in MIami, because they guarantee it, even if they have to take out your unit.

Tell that to the strippers.

http://www.dorfin.com/ind/images/dra...fessional6.jpg

I never go to a strip club without my raid bottles. I usually spray it everywhere to kill the fucking pussy crabs.

Well, not for me anyway. Can't speak for all men, ofcourse.
Just remembered a friend of mine once told me that he had a real problem even getting inside his gf before cumming, so I guess for some it's possible :1orglaugh

I wear rubber pants at all times, just in case.

Though, using the stripclub as an excuse.... will probably make my life alot more embarassing

lol. best post in this thread.

i also cant imagine blowing the load to a lap dance.

:thumbsup