People really cum from lap dances?

Man, you guys need to get out more often.

more like 99% :1orglaugh

i was about to ask a variation of the same question.

i'd love to see a picture of this guy to see why he has such an obsession with strippers.

Just out of curiosity, if you are in a serious relationship, do you think that getting a lap dance is considered cheating? Me and my ex used to argue about this a lot, and he would say that it wasn't.... Well, I think if it comes down to the fact that if a dance
is "soooooooo high-contact and has soooooo much grinding" that a guy can actually "cum" from it and actually needs to wear a condom for it, doesn't that make it even more that "closer" to cheating?

umm....if your so hard up a girl rubbing against you makes you cum, then you should probably be paying for a hooker,...not a stripper.

any guy that can cum from a lap dance has a pre-mature ejaculation problem.

in my opinion, whether or not it's considered cheating is not the point. the point is what the girlfriend thinks about it. if my girlfriend doesn't want me getting a lap dance, i'm not getting a lap dance.

:1orglaugh You guys are so full of shit. Rubbing your dick for an extended period of time produces orgasm, I don't give a fuck who you are. Are you telling me you can come from rubbing your dick with your HAND but not a girls ASS?

Well, that's true... I totally agree with that... But I told my ex it would piss me off but he went ahead and did it anyways, but he lied about... He made an elaborate scheme/lie and told me was going to go to San Diego for the weekend and for me not to call his cell, and later I found out all he did was go to strip clubs with his little brother all weekend!

He told me "no girl can tell me what to do..." And he absolutely refuses to take me along! I would have not been pissed at all if he would let me come along, I would even get dances and let him watch if he wanted too, but he thinks its "unmanly" to take a girl with you to the club, he just doesn't want anyone telling him what to do at all...

I still think it's fucked up... He even told me that a stripper bit his dick and touched it with her hand, and he got like 8 dances with this one girl he liked... I think that's pushing it... And it's not true that a guy is more likely to meet a girl in a real club than in a strip club, I know lots of guys that date the strippers they meet in there!

I just like to vent out all my anger here on the board, because it's the only form of therapy I get :helpme

That would depend how long it took. :winkwink:

Yes, in my case, I am telling you, I can ejaculate/orgasm/cum from my hand. However, a simple "ass shake" against my dick will not make me cum. Shit, even from oral sex I do not cum often.

I need to close my eyes, tense my legs (I emphasize this, as it is integral for me to cum), invision what is going on, and focus mentally before I can achieve climax. <--And that applies for everything, sex, oral sex, and handjobs. It's quite the task, as is. I could not imagine trying to do the same with a simple 'bump-n-grind' technique.

I can rub my dick for days in with my legs crossed, nothing. But once I tense my legs, pick up speed, I'm all good.

Unmanly? I often go to strip clubs with my girlfriend, and it doesn't make me feel like less of a man. As for everything else, pure and straight: your ex is an asshole. But I'm sure you knew that already.

:1orglaugh This thread takes the cake

The time I busted a nut it was sooooo much more than a "simple ass shake." It was a serious hardcore dryhump grind session. It's not like everytime I've ever had a lapdance I've blown a load. But it did happen. :)

I busted a nut at Saphires in Vegas.

The gal was grinding so fucking hard and it was two way full contact. (meaning we could both touch as much as we wanted, where ever) it was pretty hot.

She'd go into my pants and jerk me, even kiss it, but not put it in her mouth. Such a fucking tease..

She grinded and grinded, and then hand jobed me to completion.

Shit you not.

The next day, I was a celebrity judge for the playboy contest at Internext and guess who I voted for?

:Graucho

Bow to the Power.
BP4L

Hell even the mighty AaronM busted a nut from a stripper when we were in Florida with ISPRIME..

I have the pics to prove it!


Busting a nut from a dancer in a strip club is nothing new.

For guys like me it becomes a mission for them it seems.

http://rat.pussyharem.com/IMGA1003.jpg
I agree SAFETY FIRST!!!!!!
:1orglaugh

some guys can easilly bust a nut, my ex said that the first time she did it with her ex he busted out after just sticking it in

this thread scares me.

omg rofl!!

if you can cum from a lapdance don't even bother leaving your computer desk

This thread is too funny. I guess it does depend on the guy and where you go. There are some strippers around here that will shove their hand down your pants.

easy to understand why he is your ex

I got blown on the 14th hole of eagle ridge cc by a stripper last weekend. Strip clubs are also good for caddy recruitment.

nice idea

Speaking of strippers, can anyone recommend a sponsor that has a site which is purely about strippers (male or female)?

hehe :thumbsup

If you aren't familiar with the phenomenon you need to leave your computer desk a little more often. :1orglaugh

Or you could always meet me in person at one of our fine local strip clubs in Montreal or Laval. I prefer to meet during the day shift as the strippers are naughtier but we schedule it at any time you want;)

naw, i'd much rather bury my face in my girlfriend's all natural large breasts than hang out with some sleazy, fake-breasted stripper who has been accosted by 12 different guys before lunch time.

I don't understand this. A condom for a lapdance? Is he worried that he'll stain is pants? Is he worried about some off chance that he could get a stripper pregnant?

Both options seem a bit off...

He doesn't want to wet his pant with cum and the stripper noticing he came (i.e. pant being moist).

wearing a condom for a lapdance is a bit to much..but i can see where he comes from, where i work it isnt even allowed to really grind and way to many times people cum, it is very strange, and in the club where we were allowed to grind, most girls wouldnt do it, cos men would just cum and you sit on a wet patch which is just nasty. Or you you just touch it with the bum once in a while during your dance and you slide over it and it just is wet and just want to :throwup although you can consider it flattering?? maybe?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i usually wear 2 just to be on the safe side

Best response!! Plus it's not like they just use their ass -- it's total dry humping, foot job, up and down thigh motion, etc.

OK there's a huge difference in lap dances from what you get for $20 in the regular area and what you get when you start rolling out the C Notes in the VIP / Champagne rooms.

In the VIP rooms you will experience way more attention and pleasure and easily enough to get you off if that is what you want.

I've come close a couple times and mentally had to stop myself from cumming cause I didn't want to blow a load in my nice suit pants.

This one Russian girl was incredible. She literally had her pussy lips positioned over me so they were wrapping around my shaft as she slid up and down and her hands were all over as well. The funny thing is I ended up just barely holding back and she came herself and did a loud big O scream and the bouncer rushed in to make sure she was ok.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Alex, your friend is fuckin' paranoid ! :1orglaugh

Righ-on:thumbsup

I seriously doubt most of the GFY people have ever had a lap-dance from a stripper. They have absolutely no clue IMO.

This is the thread of all threads, without doubt.

while i am the reverse if my girl friend doesnwant me to get a lap dance i am getting a new girl friend

wow thats fuckin retarded..your freind has problems and needs psych help