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adultvisitors 04-22-2004 08:24 AM

Best ways to loose weight?
 
Got any ideas?

okny 04-22-2004 08:27 AM

Trimspa :1orglaugh

beergood 04-22-2004 08:32 AM

Always eat 3 square but don't stuff yourself. Eat less than you normally would.

Don't and then go to sleep. Give yourself at least 3 hours before bedtime.

Exercise. I suggest getting up and doing cardio in the mornings.

If you're a drinker then switch to the hard stuff.

EddiePulp 04-22-2004 08:33 AM

Its all about what you eat.

Dont eat in between meals, this means only eat breakfast(BIG BREAKFAST BUT NOT OVER THE TOP ie. NOT SHITLOADS OF BACON OR ANYTHING ELSE OBVIOUSLY FATENING) eat lunch 1 large sandwiche(meat, salad) or 2 salad only/tuna sandwiches. For dinner eat a reasonable amount of food, ie dont eat 2 steaks when 1 will satisfy. They say to only eat a piece of meat for dinner the size of the palm of your hand and width.

Don't go and get chocolate biscuits in between meals, if you hungry in between meals go and have an apple, banana, pear or carrot.

I guess it depends how much you love your food, whether or not you will lose weight. If you can ... go to the gym and walk 5miles a week(not much at all, will only take an hour total)
:2 cents:

WebTitan 04-22-2004 08:33 AM

stop eating and exercise

KMR Stitch 04-22-2004 08:35 AM

Ive just started my diet.

I have lost 4 lbs already from 170 => 165 1/2

I am drinking Nothing but Water. And Skim Milk.

I only Eat Salads and soup.

I cut my Cals a day from 4,000 to 660 a day

It's been 4 days. and I am fucking starving.

DR_PHIL 04-22-2004 08:37 AM

more eater, less pop, less fast food...u will lose weight

todaygalleries(dot)com 04-22-2004 08:38 AM

try heroin or pervitin

Joesho 04-22-2004 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by WebTitan
stop eating and exercise
:thumbsup

loverboy 04-22-2004 08:43 AM

diet, exercise, discpline and SEX (the best way)

LauraLee 04-22-2004 08:47 AM

cocaine. it is much more effective than jenny craig... just a shitload more expensive :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TheLegacy 04-22-2004 08:51 AM

I lost 125 pounds a few years back -


got divorced

Tracy 04-22-2004 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LauraLee
cocaine. it is much more effective than jenny craig... just a shitload more expensive :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mind reader!


:1orglaugh

Ash@phpFX 04-22-2004 08:56 AM

eat 3 meals a day? if you eat more smaller meals your metabolism will increase

dennisthemenace 04-22-2004 08:58 AM

Eat smaller meals.
Chew your food better.
No eating for at least 3 hours before bed.
Drink more water.
Exercise every day in some way. For lifting weights, less weight for more reps.
Follow through, don't get soft on it.
:2 cents:

LauraLee 04-22-2004 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Ive just started my diet.

I have lost 4 lbs already from 170 => 165 1/2

I am drinking Nothing but Water. And Skim Milk.

I only Eat Salads and soup.

I cut my Cals a day from 4,000 to 660 a day

It's been 4 days. and I am fucking starving.

right on that you are focused on shaping yourself up to you're liking. however, 660 calories a day is way low. you could easily take in 1200 a day and still loose the weight effectively.
i would just be afraid that at that super low intake you're body might send signals that it is in starvation mode and in turn influence you to quite the diet altogether.
the body has amazing defense mechanisms.

Paul Waters 04-22-2004 09:04 AM

First, start eating the way you have to maintain your desired weight.

If you are just going to gain it back, then it is better to now loose it.

Do this for two months. If all is well you should have lost some weight just by doing this.

Increase your activity a bit, cut out a bit more food and alkeehwal and you will be fine.

If you must start loosing quickly, I like the fast two days a week approach.

Good luck!

:rasta

Rochard 04-22-2004 09:06 AM

I recently discovered that I was twenty lbs overweight - and it's started to show. I modified my diet, starting working out in the mornings, and I've been going for walks every night with my wife and daughter. I lost five lbs in the past month.

Pornopat 04-22-2004 09:09 AM

Drink lots of water.
2 to 3 litres a day.

Nanda 04-22-2004 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by beergood
Always eat 3 square but don't stuff yourself. Eat less than you normally would.

Don't and then go to sleep. Give yourself at least 3 hours before bedtime.

Exercise. I suggest getting up and doing cardio in the mornings.

If you're a drinker then switch to the hard stuff.

This is true :thumbsup
Also drink lots of water!

Ross 04-22-2004 09:13 AM

Drinking lots of water alone will make you loose weight. If you consume 2 litres + of water per day then your body has no need to store water as you drink enough and will then flush it out your system causing you to loose weight.

I play soccer a lot more now and I am losing weight. I still eat the same but since I play 4 hours per week my belly is leaving me and my sides are shaping up again real nice :)

Gonna start going back to the gym every morning - Mon - Fri - with my girlfriend. That will help me a lot as well.

WiredGuy 04-22-2004 09:31 AM

I was actually about 190 lbs 2 summers ago when I went on a really hardcore diet and started working out. Lost about 50 lbs in 4 months which was a little too far I thought, so I gained a little back and I'm up to about 160lbs now. The way I did it was I went on a low carb / high protein diet mixed in with 10km runs every other day. Lots of fruit, vegetables and protein based foods instead of carbs. Since then, I've just eaten healthier and managed to stay around the 160 range. Much happier this way :)

WG

SNG 04-22-2004 09:44 AM

:) masturbation

Babel 04-22-2004 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by adultvisitors
Got any ideas?
Talk Eric @ adult [d0t] com if you are serious, he whent fomr fat to in shap and good looking, so if he can do it, anyone can do it


no pun intended, just a ref from a guy who actually turned himself around! Ther eis nothing like live experience to help you out

directfiesta 04-22-2004 09:58 AM

New Year, I was 195 lbs , 6 ' . All my excess weight was in the stomach region. Pants: 36"

Decided to lose weight: Today 167 lbs, pants : 31-32 and still 6'

Food: no more bread, butter, cakes, chocolate bars, french fries, fried food, fast food,chips, pasta, pizza and soft drinks ...
Now I eat lean meat, salads with veggies, drink water ( and wine ...) low fat cereals for breakfeast, do my own salad dressing ( oil olive, vinegar, mustard, garlic, spices) and so on...
At night, I eat a decent meal, but with no excess: I do not feel stuffed


Exercise:Feet under a pece of furniture for situps: could barely do 5, now I do 30 a day. A bit a small weights for upper torse, arms, etc... and now bicycling.


I am also probably older than all of you .... but not together...
:1orglaugh

Easton 04-22-2004 09:59 AM

loose or lose? :1orglaugh

KRL 04-22-2004 10:01 AM

Cut all your portions in half.

Take vitamins to keep your system's metabolism and dietary requirements balanced perfectly.

Walk 3 to 5 miles per day or climb stairs, at least 4 stories on a regular exercise routine.

Drink green tea and cinnamon.

Take Red Yeast Rice with CoQ-10.

Increase the amount of sex you're having.

You'll be skinny in no time. :Graucho

hydro 04-22-2004 10:05 AM

get a $20 george foreman grill, go to the grocery store and pick up some greens and low fat turkey or chicken, then use your new grill to cook it. Make sure to drink lots of water and as for workouts, just run a whole lot until you cant take anymore then run back to your house for a shower and more GFY :thumbsup

Trixie Racer 04-22-2004 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
Ive just started my diet.

I have lost 4 lbs already from 170 => 165 1/2

When did you start? Assuming you just started you probably haven't already lost 4.5 pounds. Your weight can flucuate 5-10 pounds a day just from water weight differences. Also, if you're losing more than 4 pounds a week, it will most likely come back.



Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
I am drinking Nothing but Water. And Skim Milk.

I only Eat Salads and soup.

It's been 4 days. and I am fucking starving.

It's great that you're eating. You should increase your water intake and make sure you're taking in enough solid food. Don't starve yourself. If you don't eat much your brain will believe you're starving and can turn any incoming food into fat for longterm storage (even an apple!). Try eating lots of negative calorie foods (raw carrots, spinach, brocolli) whenever hungry. These foods take more calories to digest than they contain and you can eat as much as you want without gaining weight. Don't forget to also take vitamins.



Quote:

Originally posted by KMR Stitch
I cut my Cals a day from 4,000 to 660 a day

Your body needs at least 800 calories a day to support the heart. When you take in less, it slowly starts to deteriorate your heart. 4000 calories is a LOT. Check here for Men or Women daily calorie intakes needed to maintain. This site also has lots of helpful weight managament links at the bottom of the page. :thumbsup

Babaganoosh 04-22-2004 10:19 AM

Go get Xenical. It prevents your body from being able to digest about a third of the fat that you consume. Take Xenical for a couple of days, then go eat something greasy (like you probably normally eat) and then enjoy shitting hot grease. I promise you will change your eating habits after that. Xenical makes you afraid to eat anything that isn't good for you. :thumbsup

Trixie Racer 04-22-2004 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Xenical makes you afraid to eat anything that isn't good for you. :thumbsup
Wow! That's an awesome testimonial! :thumbsup

Firehorse 04-22-2004 10:26 AM

Work out, eat less fatty and sugar loaded food, lots of sex and every opportunity you get to walk instead of drive, do it. :)

Lonny 04-22-2004 10:29 AM

drink lots of water, when you fill up on water it tricks your brain to thinking your stomach is full and you eat less.

Odie 04-22-2004 10:30 AM

drink lots of water and exercise..lots of cardio!!!

sixxxth_sense 04-22-2004 10:31 AM

yeah: "stop eating like a fucking horse"!

Head 04-22-2004 10:39 AM

Cut the crap food out and exercise.

Roxxy 04-22-2004 10:43 AM

1st step... read the labels of what your eating. Take in less calories then you are burning, and stay away from anything that says "High Fructose Corn Syrup , partially hydrogenated, or shortening".

Eat small portions of something healthy every 3 hours. Also add 30-45 min of high intensity cardio 4-6x a week. Do these things and you'll become an athlete.:winkwink:

italianninja 04-22-2004 10:49 AM

I am one of those guys who justs likes to eat. i am currently 18 stones 6 ft tall and 38" waist. my girlfriend has forced me on a diet with her. according to the books i should be around 10 stones for my height, that means i would have to loose 8 stones. thats alot! but u know what, i am gonna do it. not just for her but for myself. she doesnt have to loose much, couple stones.

as for exercise, i hate running but i can do over 100 sit ups no worries press ups i like to hate, i can do 50 no worries but i hate them too.

i am so lazy i dont understand it myself.

i just wanna loose weight so i can fit in nice clothes. plus i made a promise to myself! if i loose all my weight and be the weight i should be, i will buy myself a brand new bmw 330 convertable. black. now thats driving me crazy, i got a goal now i gota make it.

thats my advice set urself targets and go for it! once u made those targets set different ones.

one big word for u to remember, MODERATION eat only with moderation, and as my dad used to say to me, stop eating when ur still hungry. :thumbsup go for it

Eric 04-22-2004 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Babel
Talk Eric @ adult [d0t] com if you are serious, he whent fomr fat to in shap and good looking, so if he can do it, anyone can do it


no pun intended, just a ref from a guy who actually turned himself around! Ther eis nothing like live experience to help you out

Thanks Babel,

Here is Before

http://ericmatis.com/pics/funstuff.jpg

And After

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/phoen...ide/z00988.jpg

I kept it simple. Eating 6 to 7 meals a day. Limiting my caloric intake. I even did some Atkins experimentation, found with Atkins that when I went back to eating carbs I got a little soft fast. So I changed that and keep my protein intake high and now just watch the calories. Keep the meals frequent and in the past few weeks have been influencing more calories to try and put on some muscle size. So far so good.

I am also very active. Soccer twice a week, Ice Hockey, and I workout 5-6 days a week, picked up a Bowflex a few months back and that thing is great as long as you use it.

ChewbaCreative 04-22-2004 12:04 PM

more sex, more sport and forget about McDonalds and other same shit


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