Best Pick Up Lines....
 

ok...whats the best pick up lines you've heard or used that has worked?

I have a friend who is 28, single, shy and want him to try it at a night out clubing one day. Will have him read all these and the one he picks, i will contact you for your shipping address to send you a free copy of our newest DVD called " Dirty Road Trips " ( 2 hour hardcore reality video, nominated for " Best Amateur Video " by AVN 2004 Awards). Just a way to say thanks :-)

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"Scream and I'll kill you"

"Hi, what's your name?" - as gay as it sounds works more often than you would think. :thumbsup

LOL :-)

"You're a nice little fuck whore arent you?" -Max Hardcore

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"Hey, wanna fuck?"

Use this one if you have a friend around or some mates

This works best if you dont know the girl

Walk up to her and say Something like

My friend over there thinks that your to good for me to pick up with you and then she might laugh or say umm ok and then you say wanna prove him wrong?

This has worken for me more than a couple of times :)

Enjoy and hope it works

Try these two.

Some guys buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages...well baby, I don't even own a car


It's a good thing I brought my library card, 'cuz i just checked you out

So what will you do for fifty bucks.

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pickup lines are corny as hell, jus talk to her. then when you want something from her dont ask, just tell her.

do: i have to go, give me you're number and ill call you when i have some free time.
dont: can i please have your number?

I have to agree that "Hi" is one of the best, unless youre after what looks like a slutwhore - then a pickup line (especially one off GFY) is what would be best

Left or the right eye ?

HA HA thanks dude, I needed a laugh before bed!

I would tell you my best line but I don't have one. I just give some bimbo the gun show and the rest is history.

Do you spit or do you swallow?




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" those shoes look good on you but they would look better over my shoulders."

I lost my phone number can I have yours? :Graucho

Do you like cum on your eyes?

"nice tooth" :Graucho

or shes says : "yes, you friend is right" and then you are soo onw3d :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thanks :thumbsup

As nuts as this sounds it DOES work and you do get contact info.....

All you need a is a digital camera and a few drinks at the bar.

Take some pics of you and the homies chillin there, the crowd at the bar and also, zero in on a few babes, ask them to be in the pics with you all.

Then get them to pose with you all. buy some drinks for all, more pics, talk to them more, look for the babe in the crowd that is the wilder of them all, she can be your ally in getting them to do crazier shit on camera.

Now, you have to then ask for contact into to send the pics to, get their email addys to send em to, also then ask for a phone number " in case the email doesnt reach them, etc "

You have their email address and a phone number, you have info to reach them. From there, you just have to lay down your rap and work the magic of being a player.

It works and at the very least, you get free content to rub one out to.

Nice shoes want a fuck



That is a really nice outfit! It would look even better on the floor

Do you take it up the ass?

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Man Herb Kornfield sounds like quite a pro. But that sounds like alot of effort, are you sure it pays off? The straight "Hi" would probably save you some time, but you never know, sometimes i think chicks like to see guys putting in the effort. Good luck!

Nice shoes ! wanna fuck ?
classic :Graucho

Go up to a girl at a bar and ask "Hey, how about I buy you a drink, then let's go fuck" once she slaps you, reply "What, you don't drink?" This one's a numbers game if you want to take that angle. :winkwink:

You probably need to develop high endurance to slapping, in the long run. :1orglaugh

I have done this method and it does work my friend. The one thing that always makes it work out is being a gentleman and acting smooth.

Babes know what we are there for. They want someone with style and class, that can treat them as fly as possible.

Being smooth is the name of the game.

You got to have balls--- this works like clockwork but you have to be a great actor and sell it big time. You got to look right into her eyes.


Hi .....(make up a name)--wow it's great to see you and its been so long---I really miss you--I know I was jerk the last time we dated but I thought maybe we could hook up again....

Then she tells you who she is and that you never took her out but she is now intrigued....

You say, How much does a polar bear weigh?

She says, Uhh, I don't know?

You say, Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is ______.

"is that a keg in your back pocket cuz i'd sure like to tap that ass"

This one girl in FHM says she thinks it's hot if a guy buys her a drink and then just walks away. Something about his confidence . . .

Personally, I'd suggest just letting her know you aren't going to buy her a drink, there won't be any free meals, you're just going to take her to a cheap ass motel, rip her clothes off and fuck her until she's too tired to move. :thumbsup

What would you like with your eggs for breakfast?

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in 'em.

These are all very nice...we checked them out this morning and he likes a few but needs more to pick the best...keep it coming please...