YOu are close (and take not I have sold this on eBay for $1.49)

"Hi, my name is (your name here), What's you name?"

If you're looking for sympathy, you can find it in the dictionary between shit and syphilis

If we make love now, I bet you'll go straight home and tell your husband/boyfriend (Always gets a: "Like hell I will" Answer.

In all reality women just like guys being nice to them (not overly nice, but decent) best advice is don't be a dick, and don't be a wuss. As far as the funniest pickup line i've heard goes, it's

"Is that coffee your drinking? Can i cream in it?"

Was on some website i saw a while ago, or another.. just motion her over to you with two fingers until she walks over, when she ask what you want....

"Nothing, but i knew if i fingered you long enough, you'd come."

Hi, whats your name?
You are cute...

what does the guy say after you tell him that?

anything that gets a chat going...after all starting the conversation is half the battle...

"Wanna see a trick I learnt in prison?"

nice, anyone have a digital camera for sale? :Graucho

OMG, you are a fucking LOSER!!!!

:321GFY

I agree...simple is better :)

50 best pickup lines

Hi ! Could I have your phone number, I just lost mine !

Yea you have to be sure of your business

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prfff ... get HER to buy you the drink.

I don't know why man are acting so pussy .. Girls like guys that know what they want

what's your average conversion ratio ?
and are there any refunds / chargebacks? :helpme

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"Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye"

"My tool needs a shed"

"Do you mind if I hang out here untill it's safe back where I farted?"

"Excuse me for interruption and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you are packing that much ass"


Good old Rodney Carrington :thumbsup

Go an get me a fuckin beer !

i think the best is the simplest.

"Hi, my name is _insert_name_here_. can i buy you a drink?"

hi my name is grogan, i sell headwax on the internet, its this new product when used will brighten rooms/closets and dark alleys where ive been known to pick up girls like you.

"Show some tits bitch!"

Had a girl in my bed once and she said she'd lick it.

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Rapist

"If beer tasted as good as you look, my fucking liver would explode!"


"I eat pussy like a girl"


"Didn't I see you at the sex addicts anonymous meeting last week?"


"Thanks, these pants were loose and falling down a little till I saw you."


"I have an enormous penis."

Haaaa clasic :thumbsup

how about is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven

or, nice legs...........what time do they open?

damn it has been sooo long since i've heard that :1orglaugh

A friend of you? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

:1orglaugh

"I'm half Black, IF you know what I mean":Graucho

You want to dance? No! Neither did I so lets do it and get it over with.

Pull your zipper down, but leave your pants buttoned. Pull the skin of your ball sack through the zipper opening. Try to pull it out as far as you can. Then walk up to her and say, "Is this your gum"

With a few exceptions, most of the lines here are REALLY BAD. Here's a few things to remember:

It's not just what you said that counts, more importantly is how you said it.

Do not volunteer your info to her.(name, job, etc) She will ask you if she is interested. And do not ask her for her info either(name, phone no. etc) Let her tell you things on her own.

Depends on how hot the girl is. The hotter she is, the more unconventional your approach needs to be to attract her.(this is all relative of course, just imagine how all other guys are going to hit on her night after night and dont be one of them)

Do not offer to buy her a drink. In fact, never buy her a drink unless she buy you one first. Why would you need to buy her a drink so you can talk to her? Most chumps do that, but you are not one of them.

Whenever you are talking to her, hold strong eye contact. Lower your tone of voice a bit, and speak slowly.

Above all else, RELAX. Be cocky and funny the whole time, coz you are having a lot of fun.

With all of the above in mind, here's some opening lines you can use. Notice how they are different from most normal lines floating around. They might sound crazy, but they work.


"Hi, I couldn?t help but notice you. You?re enormous!"

"Would you like to go back to my place for pizza and sex? No? What?s wrong, you don?t like sex? Because you clearly like pizza."

"Can I take a look at the label on your shirt? It?s really ugly."

"How did you manage to find the ONE pair of black pants that make your ass look like it's about a yard wide?!"

"You look like the type of girl that dines out every night. So where do you usually head each night Burger King or McDonalds?"


You: My best friend told me secretly that he likes you. But he is shy to tell it to you in here.

Babe: Where is he?

You: I always have him with myself (Look at penis)


Remember, be cocky and funny the whole time when you said those lines. You are not there to insult her, but those funny busting lines will get her laughing. So have fun!!
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I'm willing to bet my best friend (look at penis) that this will work nine times out of ten. :thumbsup

Would you like to fuck, or do I owe you an apology?

Have another shot bab, on me

After reading this thread so far- I suggest ya just buy it!

BTW, Offer a girl $500 because you just have to have her. What could be more of a compliment.

That has worked, she wouldn't take the money, wasn't a officer of the law - whew. What she did say was no, but let's get together tomorrow night... It was a sure thing then.

lol

Gimme some pussy, I know you have it..