x: Hey cutie, what are you drinking?
y: Smirnoff!
x: But where is it?! :glugglug

i don't get it

hows it going?

yeah me too..

listen, my parents are asleep, we can come over to my house...

dont worry about my older brother...

vodka... clear....

if thats not it, then i also dont get it.

Fucken A!

Right on!

You hit the nail on the head. :thumbsup

That's a true mac for ya. :glugglug

hi.. i'm rich...what's your name..

I have a six inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears.

we are going to actually try a line from here he feels like it might strike a conversation, well he will at a club to see what happens. I might tape it and if i do i will post it here...it would be like a hidden cam :-) this should be interesting

so what's the worst pickup line?

"Hey girl. Let me hit."

amen! i never buy a girl a drink unless shes my girlfriend.

i use that to introduce my friends to girls, "this is ____, he has a 6 inch tounge and can breathe through his ears" that way its funny and you dont look like a pervert.

yeah, if they're really hot you need to knock them off their pedistol that they put themselves on from the other 50 guys hitting on them before you. its good to confuse them because they get thinking about you more. the more they think about you the better. heres a good one....

tell her something like "you have a very strong chin". she will be thinking "is that good or bad" "whats a strong chin?". the more she thinks about you the better.

Are those ladders in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?

"do i know you ? "

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hmmm, what's that smell?
is it you or the coffee :Graucho

fancy a nine in the spine :1orglaugh

Gee, for a fat girl you sure dont sweat much.

thats a large one

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?:1orglaugh

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Give him/her $100 and say:

"Here, take this and drink until I look beautiful"

:winkwink:

My sperm will look great wearing your tonsils

HI :glugglug

So how did your friend do on the pickup?

Let us know how this thing turns out.

'Scuse me? Do you mind if I push in your stool?

Hi

That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were that shirt, I'd be cumming on you too

I stand in a bar looking sad and when some babe comes over and asks me whats wrong, I tell her that I have to have surgery in a couple days-
When they ask what kind of surgery, I tell them its penis reduction surgery, but that I'm having second thoughts about it and wish I could get a second opinion.
This gets the dumb twats laughing and some will volunteer to give you their opinion.
I have used this a half dozen times sucessfully-
Try it and if it works, feel free to Paypal me $5.00
( This will not work if you have a small dick )

we are picking one on Sat afternoon and he is going to try it at a club called " white lotus " in LA :-) will try to video that shit...shoudl be funny...will let you guys know which one he will pick Sat afternoon...

keep it coming .... thanks!

GUY: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl:"No!"
GUY:"No, I SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Raffi, don't foreget to let me know what time you're going, because I want to see you cousin get his butt kicked
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sounds interesting...


lol

that's a good one :winkwink:

"I'm sorry, but uh....do you come in six-packs? 'Cause if you do, I'll run to the stores strait away!"

ok guys, was a short night...just got home from a club in LA with a friend and we decided he try a few simple lines from the different boards and we picked this one by Oracle Porn from this board. This actually happened... i tried to video tape it but came out way to dark and way to loud...couldn't hear or see anything. Anyways, when he used this line " Hi, whats your name? You are cute... " she actually smiled and keep talking to him...we stood by the bar for about 1 hour as he was talking to her and we were all just enjoying our drinks. After a while we sort of seperated and later that night, i found out that he got her number!!! Nice....i guess being normal and kind works...

I am still sending you a Dirty Road Trips - Volume 1 " Naughty Neighbors " produced by AdultLounge Productions, Inc.

Please e-mail me your full name and address to ship..

Thank you
Raffi

the shy guy you are talking about was Juicy, here's the proof:
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