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ldinternet 02-21-2004 08:07 PM

What do you use for self defense?
 
I know that in the UK, people aren't allowed to carry shit. Guns, knives, pepper spray, mace, tasers, stun guns, knucke dusters... all illegal to carry in public and only knives are legal to keep at home. I almost got into a fight in town yesterday with a skinhead who was whispering threats behind my back. I turned around right away, he backed off and started to act all innocent. Had I touched him, I probably would've been arrested. Also recently, a wheelchair bound 75 year old man was arrested for spraying a burglar (who was in his home at the time) with pepper spray. Self defense is a crime, the laws are just fucking ridiculous.

What do you guys carry in public, and keep at home for self defense?

PenisFace 02-21-2004 08:08 PM

I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons. Unless of course he had a gun, at which point I'd stab him in the eye with a pen.

Spunky 02-21-2004 08:08 PM

My rotties do quite well

Jarmusch 02-21-2004 08:09 PM

I usually carry my two fists with me. :glugglug

Basic_man 02-21-2004 08:10 PM

My dick!! It's big enough! :thumbsup

=^..^= 02-21-2004 08:10 PM

My socks
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greentea 02-21-2004 08:10 PM

I carry a 357 S&W in my truck and on me most times. For home i have that and S&W 45 sitting in my desk.

kenny 02-21-2004 08:11 PM

Guns:)

PenisFace 02-21-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
I carry a 357 S&W in my truck and on me most times. For home i have that and S&W 45 sitting in my desk.


Pussy.

























































Just fuckin with you :1orglaugh

greentea 02-21-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace




Pussy.


Just fuckin with you :1orglaugh

:)


hahaha

YOU GOT TO LOVE THE SOUTH!!

Lonny 02-21-2004 08:16 PM

my fist or a broken bottle what evers convenient .

TheJimmy 02-21-2004 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
My rotties do quite well

yup, got a few of those myself....and a few guns...favorites being my sig229 and the p14-45...





however, anything that's pointy and hard will do find in a pinch, including a thumb...


:thumbsup

greentea 02-21-2004 08:17 PM

Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few


http://www.blunts.com/images/gun.JPG

OG LennyT 02-21-2004 08:23 PM

357 in the nightstand :thumbsup

ldinternet 02-21-2004 08:29 PM

Fists are nice for self defense... lethal weapons if you know how to use them properly.

However... I do honestly believe that if an intruder comes into my home, they endanger my girlfriend and children, and that means their ass becomes my property. That said, it's a question of what's worse. Stabbing in the head/chest is above and beyond getting into a fist fight (where they will be walking the streets again in 24hrs).

greentea 02-21-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
Fists are nice for self defense... lethal weapons if you know how to use them properly.

However... I do honestly believe that if an intruder comes into my home, they endanger my girlfriend and children, and that means their ass becomes my property. That said, it's a question of what's worse. I'd rather stab an intruder in the head/chest than get into a fist fight (where they will be walking the streets again in 24hrs).

If only it were legal to use force in your own home.

State of florida says if there is intruder in your house you can use ANY means necessary to deal with it. Ill say it again, this is why I love the south. The uk laws suck, but there still things you can get for home defense, a good dog being a start.

I wouldent even think of getting into a fist fight or a knife fight with an intruder. One shot it's game over lights out for good, his life is over.

Shoehorn! 02-21-2004 08:39 PM

That's bullshit. I carry brass knuckles, I don't know if it's legal or not, I've never asked, but I figure if I get in a fight with someone I'll get arrested anyway, so I might as well fuck them up while I am at it. Fights aren't fun.

Jedimaster 02-21-2004 08:40 PM

your most powerful weapon is your mind.

Juicy D. Links 02-21-2004 08:48 PM

I have a spyderco knife on me at all times. I keep a baseball in the car also

=^..^= 02-21-2004 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea


State of florida says if there is intruder in your house you can use ANY means necessary to deal with it.

better than Australia

here is a crim breaks into your house with intention to wound or mame and trips over n breaks a leg they can sue YOU
needless to say if you take to em with a weapon first your ass is in a sling

Ic3m4nZ 02-21-2004 08:50 PM

I keep a baseball bat in my car sometimes too and that's it

DTK 02-21-2004 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I keep a baseball in the car also
I hope you throw 90+ with good aim:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 02-21-2004 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


I hope you throw 90+ with good aim:winkwink:


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 02-21-2004 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DTK


I hope you throw 90+ with good aim:winkwink:

HAHAHA

brand0n 02-21-2004 08:58 PM

what ever handy. i dont get into fights, i normally can talk people down and make them understand that fighting isnt going to do eather of us any good

unless ofcourse i have to bash em with a beer bottle. i firmly belive the only fair fight is in a ring, anything out side of that is all out. a beer bottle, a pool stick, glass ashtray what ever works.

Micah - Drizunk 02-21-2004 08:59 PM

what i use depends on the mood.

69pornlinks 02-21-2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons. Unless of course he had a gun, at which point I'd stab him in the eye with a pen.

lol

Catalinas 02-21-2004 09:18 PM

I'm working on my blue belt in Karate.. I seem to be really catching on : ) I'm not ascared a you! LOL

Catalina

MadCap 02-21-2004 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few


http://www.blunts.com/images/gun.JPG



Thats a ruger right i got the P90 45

greentea 02-21-2004 09:20 PM

MadCap,

It's a Smith&Wesson 4516 (45)

Nas7782 02-21-2004 09:25 PM

My fist.

dunefield 02-21-2004 09:25 PM

I want one of them tasers...

Doctor Dre 02-21-2004 09:26 PM

I always know people everywhere I go . If I'm in any club, I know the bouncers AND the owner ... cauz I work for every club . Except that I don't see where I could get into some beef . So I don't need shit

fuelcell 02-21-2004 11:11 PM

My wife "Catalina" ...lol.

She's doing really good with her karate.

JensMoviePost 02-21-2004 11:15 PM

I'm a good fighter, also have a knife I carry around. I've never used that knife, but I'd pull it out and stab someone if 2-3 guys tried to pick a fight with me.
If it was just 1 guy not using a weapon I'd just fight him

Mr Pheer 02-21-2004 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I have a spyderco knife on me at all times. I keep a baseball in the car also
I always carry one or two... a civilian and a military model... spydero rocks

I may or may not be carrying a firearm... I'll never tell

DBS.US 02-21-2004 11:22 PM

Quote:

I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons.
Try hitting a crack head, they dont feel anything! Mace, knife, and a last resort a .40

WebTitan 02-21-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DBS.US
Try hitting a crack head, they dont feel anything! Mace, knife, and a last resort a .40
even the most fucked up crackhead can be taken down if done properly, whether they feel it or not. worse case i have a spring baton that i do carry in my car 'just in case' :Graucho

ZiPxKoDe 02-21-2004 11:42 PM

My motherfucking knuckles pussy

Sappy 02-21-2004 11:46 PM

A swift kick to the junk. Then I'd run the fuck away.


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