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wifedesigns 02-22-2004 12:03 AM

I carry deadly toothpicks in my purse and a cast iron skillet on my stove. Beware!


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GiantGnome 02-22-2004 12:05 AM

if i had an intruder in the home id just wake the wife and let her nag him to death.:disgust

brizzad 02-22-2004 12:07 AM

beretta 9mm
knife with 8" blade
or a tazer that packs hundreds of thousands of volts

depends on what kind of day im having

kelly 02-22-2004 12:08 AM

Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK :)

Last time I got into a bad fight was a year ago when someone who was working for me stayed over and decided to crawl into my bed and try and rape me in the middle of the night - luckily I'd taken up a bottle of wine with me and that made a very handy weapon.

Evil1 02-22-2004 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few


http://www.blunts.com/images/gun.JPG

that looks familiar...

http://evil1.biz/9mm.jpg

CyberTraffic 02-22-2004 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kelly
Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK :)

Last time I got into a bad fight was a year ago when someone who was working for me stayed over and decided to crawl into my bed and try and rape me in the middle of the night - luckily I'd taken up a bottle of wine with me and that made a very handy weapon.

That sounds like it would be an interesting story.

greentea 02-22-2004 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1

that looks familiar...

http://evil1.biz/9mm.jpg


S&W 9mm? Nice

twistyneck 02-22-2004 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kelly
Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK :)
Being a citizen, I get to legally keep guns here in the US.

vangend 02-22-2004 12:38 AM

I have a 38 Special, luckily never had to use it yet.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have one. Quote from some place I cant remember.

I have a black belt in judo and for the past 20 years that has been more than enough to defend myself.

bhutocracy 02-22-2004 12:47 AM

I carry a junior baseball bat covered in plastic just on the right of the driver's side seat of my car.

greentea 02-22-2004 12:48 AM

50 perpetrators

Are you armed?

Vitasoy 02-22-2004 12:52 AM

I'll use my mouse :thumbsup

JDog 02-22-2004 12:54 AM

I use my own hands, unless somebody is coming in my house and trying to steal shit, then I have fucking knives & bows and all the good old fun shit! They wanna break into my house, their gonna play my game!

jDoG

Firehorse 02-22-2004 01:07 AM

Fortunately I have never had to arm myself with a weapon. :)

Firehorse 02-22-2004 01:09 AM

Then again I do live in the southern most state in Australia.:)

m00d 02-22-2004 01:22 AM

http://www.amylaxineta.com/running.jpg
RUN

Herb Kornfield 02-22-2004 01:25 AM

Letter opener of death of course.

KRL 02-22-2004 01:36 AM

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pornkitten 02-22-2004 01:37 AM

if anyone comes on my property or my fucking home I wont give a shit about getting sued and I will feel sorry for them. I think criminals and thiefs deserve what they get if they are going to be lowlifes.. some people r evil. Even if I rightfully fucked someone up in self defense Im sure it would cost at least a few grand to get off because our system is so screwed up.

pornkitten 02-22-2004 01:39 AM

oh I forgot Id use my phone.. to call 911 and if they were still there Id do what it takes to protect myself

JD 02-22-2004 03:59 AM

9mm Hydra-shocks

erehwon 02-22-2004 04:08 AM

For the home office, its a Remington 870 with 00 Buck, and a Beretta 92F with 125 grain Speer Gold Dots.

On my person at all times, I carry an Emerson Commander, and yes I make it a point to keep sharp with these all of these tools on a fairly regular basis.

But later this year I think I might replace the Beretta for a Kimber TLE. :thumbsup

Living For Today 02-22-2004 04:15 AM

i live in a country where you dont need to carry a weapon to defend yourself because there is nothing to defend yourself against.

Marcus Aurelius 02-22-2004 04:19 AM

I try to avoid conflict, but this worlds too full of punk ass trouble makers trying to start shit with anyone to prove themeselves. I would think if the situation arose I could easily beat down most of the little shits that live here in my town with my bare hands. but when it comes to the safety of my wife I dont fuck around so when we are in the city or out late at night I keep a walther P99 and two 15 shot clips in my truck at my side.

http://www.assassins.cz/images/walth...%20p99%202.jpg

NakedBo 02-22-2004 04:35 AM

I've got pepperspray with me all the time. Spray and run like hell...:winkwink:

minaroyale 02-22-2004 05:03 AM

Knives...swords...sharp cutlery
It's my fetish.

Go figure.
http://www.minaroyale.com/PA1867382.jpg



Guns are too easy..there is a skill in working with a knife...ask Lorena Bobbit!
(ROTFL)

Mina Royale

Why 02-22-2004 05:09 AM

brass knuckles. sometimes when im out.

i have a SOG seal that i have at home and in the car, also a baseball bat at home, and a crossbow.

unitedpimps jrock 02-22-2004 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few


http://www.blunts.com/images/gun.JPG

nice that's the way to protect your ass:thumbsup

Scott McD 02-22-2004 05:22 AM

Harsh language...

greentea 02-22-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by unitedpimps jrock


nice that's the way to protect your ass:thumbsup


Im always ready! for what i dont know... :)

AbulletAway 02-22-2004 12:31 PM

I used to carry guns. I don't have much faith in them. They tend to give you a false sense of security. I've had guns pulled on me before. The only time guns really scare me are when the person has one pointed at me from a distance. But in most cases it's up-close and in those cases I've had the advantage. It doesn't matter how much you practice with a gun. When the shit hits the fan you're gonna panic, you're probably gonna miss a few times and if you're lucky the other person will miss until you hit them. The best weapon is your mind. Unfortunately most people don't know how to use that properly either.

Webmasters with guns. :1orglaugh That so scares me.

Tracy 02-22-2004 12:34 PM

I have a great big dog who would kill for me.

:)

X37375787 02-22-2004 12:40 PM

http://www.spymall.com/catalog/images/brass.gif

range weapons are for pussies.

greentea 02-22-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
I used to carry guns. I don't have much faith in them. They tend to give you a false sense of security. I've had guns pulled on me before. The only time guns really scare me are when the person has one pointed at me from a distance. But in most cases it's up-close and in those cases I've had the advantage. It doesn't matter how much you practice with a gun. When the shit hits the fan you're gonna panic, you're probably gonna miss a few times and if you're lucky the other person will miss until you hit them. The best weapon is your mind. Unfortunately most people don't know how to use that properly either.

Webmasters with guns. :1orglaugh That so scares me.


In a situation like that, it is killed or be killed. Panic should not set in if your trained on how to use a gun properly, Panic will either get you killed or badly injured.

I prey i dont see the day were ill have to use my gun, but im ready if that situation arises. Your "mind" cant do do shit on a person that is bent on causing you harm.

pussyluver 02-22-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vangend
I have a 38 Special, luckily never had to use it yet.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have one. Quote from some place I cant remember.

I have a black belt in judo and for the past 20 years that has been more than enough to defend myself.

Well put! If you don't know how to use a weapon, it can be used aginst you though.

Call me a pussy, that's ok. My g/f can beat the shit out of me. The Bill of Rights provides the right to bear arms. Something law makers in the states have lost sight of.

If the bad guy has a gun, your mini-bat isn't worth shit. Throw it at him and you're out of bullets.

It would seem in the UK or anywhere, the law only applies if you get caught and then only if the police decide to make a deal of it.

What jury in America would convit that 75 year old man (post above) four using any weapon to defend anginst an intruder? OK, maybe in CA. Seems to me some people have their heads up their asses. You know hitler banned guns to protect the people too. The bad guys will always be armed.

To the macho guys with their fists. Expalin exactly how that works aginst a 9mm bullet, Ahhh, you catch it in your teeth? Or if there are five of them and two of you.

To those that say the mind is the best weapon. Some truth there, but how does that work aginst some idiot strung out on crack?

DBS.US 02-22-2004 01:06 PM

My girlfriend loves to use ASP Key Defender Pepper Spray baton


http://www.defensedevices.com/aspkeydefender.html

Its the size and feel of a mini mag flashlight. :thumbsup

PlayGirl 02-22-2004 01:08 PM

I carry pepper spray everywhere I go :)

ModelPerfect 02-22-2004 01:54 PM

Martial arts, which are my passion, but I usually carry a knife on me, a telescoping baton in my car, and a meriad of weapons at home. I don't care how hard and long you train, there can always be a time you'll need an additional edge.

ModelPerfect 02-22-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
http://www.amylaxineta.com/running.jpg
RUN

nice body! :winkwink:

Lykos 02-22-2004 03:27 PM

Guns:BangBang:


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