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Rictor 02-09-2004 10:06 AM

Four guys in suits just stopped at my house
 
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

Cindyff 02-09-2004 10:07 AM

Careful its the men in black.

pornguy 02-09-2004 10:07 AM

Check your 2257 just to be on the safe side...

Phoenix 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

weird stuff

kmanrox 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

rich jehovah's?

could be... i guess only a jehova would buy a *green* suburban

myjah 02-09-2004 10:08 AM

lol...that's the first time i've heard anyone say that they actually hope it WAS the jehovah's witnesses.

polish_aristocrat 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

you pay all your taxes?

Joshua 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

Uh oh. I hate it when shit like that happens. :(

m00d 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

i hope it wasn't the prize patrol

Rictor 02-09-2004 10:09 AM

All my sites are in order, so I'm not really worried.

AnalProbe 02-09-2004 10:12 AM

Hey man, why didn't you let us in ?

You ordered the "strap-on set" and the "fat rubber doll" on my site.

As we have to come back, I must charge you extra.

Rictor 02-09-2004 10:12 AM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
you pay all your taxes?
Last years, yah. This years, not yet.

Sosa 02-09-2004 10:13 AM

Run while you can :)

KraZ 02-09-2004 10:53 AM

I bet these are the four college graduates I recruited recently...

They go door-to-door and sell custom content ... the list of addresses came from Matrix :winkwink:

lurking 02-09-2004 10:54 AM

immigration?

RATBOY 02-09-2004 10:55 AM

Polly paranoia?

pamphage 02-09-2004 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I was in bed, but my wife said four guys in suits in a green Suburban stopped at our house. I guess two got out, knocked once on the door (friendly knock) and then left. She didn't answer the door because she never answers the door for strangers.

Kinda weird. I hope it was Jehovah's Witnesses.

that does kinda sound like jw's actually. they only send 2 to the door usually

GiantGnome 02-09-2004 10:57 AM

Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.

Rick Latona 02-09-2004 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
i hope it wasn't the prize patrol
:1orglaugh

KRL 02-09-2004 10:59 AM

You got luggage? I'd start packing pronto.

Not good. Seriously.

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GiantGnome
Rictor im interested in knowing who you thought they might be.
In our business, who knows.

lurking 02-09-2004 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor


In our business, who knows.

i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

SWiTCH2 02-09-2004 11:05 AM

heh was it 60 minutes?

masta flash 02-09-2004 11:06 AM

I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

ThunderBalls 02-09-2004 11:06 AM

It could be anything. The same thing happened to me a few months ago and I was asleep so I didnt answer the door. One of them let their card in my door that said they were from the Secret Service and for me to call them. Needless to say I was freaked out about it but my curiosity was killing me so I had to know what the Secret Service would want with me.

Turned out my neighbor had applied for a high level government job and they were simply doing a character reference.

lurking 02-09-2004 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by masta flash
I live out in the country so this is very unusual...

I woke up early one morning (about 5:30) I was sitting at my computer by the window working as I always do. I noticed out of the corner of my eye there was a black suburban rolling down my driveway, Very very slowly too. It stops in my driveway. Parks for about 5 minutes. A guy in a suit gets out and looks at my house for like 1-2 minutes. Then he gets back in, turns around. And leaves my driveway driving not more than 2 miles and hour. Turns down the road and still doesn't speed up.
It was a black suburb with no lisence plates on it.
This was about a month ago and I havn't heard anything else of it. I still wonder who the fuck they were.

that was just ACACIA doing some research.

sweetcuties 02-09-2004 11:08 AM

Hey man, you need to get a survelance camera

LadyMischief 02-09-2004 11:08 AM

Sounds more like mormons.. Jw's have a policy of trying to send a male and a female in pairs so they're less 'intimidating".

Ash@phpFX 02-09-2004 11:11 AM

why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lurking


i'm sure its a subpoena, you should answer the door next time.

I was asleep in my underwear. Wife doesn't answer the door for strange men.

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by asher
why doesnt your wife answer the door for strangers?
Are you serious? We live in the city and it's dangerous. I mean, it's okay when I'm home, but when I'm not here, I tell her not to open the door for anyone unless she knows them. There's too many crazy people in the world.

I keep the door locked too. There's a homeless guy that wanders into our neighborhood about once a month trying to sell stuff he takes out of the trash. He tried to walk into my house once because the door was unlocked. Not anymore.

GonePhishing 02-09-2004 11:22 AM

Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?

Rictor 02-09-2004 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GonePhishing
Sure it just wasn't a bunch of your buddies on lunch break?
I have no friends. :(


Especially none that wear suits...heh.

Ozzymosis1 02-09-2004 11:25 AM

Download any music of Kazza?

Observing 02-09-2004 11:26 AM

Here's what you do, get out of bed, go to your computer and tell people on GFY about it. Problem solved :)

Lykos 02-09-2004 11:39 AM

Wierd...

mahoney 02-09-2004 11:41 AM

Wow, that's kinda scary. I'm sure they will be back. Keep us updated :helpme

Stallion 02-09-2004 11:42 AM

Better pack up everything and haul ass. The G-men are coming for you.

gornyhuy 02-09-2004 11:43 AM

freaky deaky... I'd be looking over my shoulder if I were you...

PlayGirl 02-09-2004 11:59 AM

did anyone hear that recent story about the guy who answered his door and got shot? i'm hoping i can find the article...


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