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Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:42 PM

Meeting the parents for the first time ???
 
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !


What should I do ?

GeXus 11-27-2003 03:43 PM

OH man, lol, your fucked..

But before any advice can be given, can you explain the nature of the visit? Are you dating her? Is she in porn? etc.

polish_aristocrat 11-27-2003 03:43 PM

and you are....? 30 ?

directfiesta 11-27-2003 03:45 PM

Forget the wine ...

Just give them a free membership ... LOL

Juicy D. Links 11-27-2003 03:46 PM

Show em your cock piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
OH man, lol, your fucked..

But before any advice can be given, can you explain the nature of the visit? Are you dating her? Is she in porn? etc.

I met her online before I came out to LA , We chatted , we met !

Melvin the Dude 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

First of all, you are a damn pimp to have an 18yr old wanting to show you off to the parents!

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
and you are....? 30 ?

Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

SR 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

Fish hook em and all will be fine.

GeXus 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor


I met her online before I came out to LA , We chatted , we met !


Well.. if she asked for you to meet her parents, then it shouldnt be a big deal.. im sure if she thought her parents would disapprove or whatever, she would not ask you to meet them.. bring a bottle of wine for her parents.. and some roses for her mom

Princess Ellisa 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !


What should I do ?

Still a nice gesture if you give the wine to her parents and just bring her a lil' bouquet of carnations or some chocolate.

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta
Forget the wine ...

Just give them a free membership ... LOL

Good idea !:thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 11-27-2003 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor



Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

LOL :winkwink:

Jman 11-27-2003 03:48 PM

Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bake a cake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.

You should be set to go bro :winkwink:

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Show em your cock piercing!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.joinrightnow.com/images/a...g/piercing.jpg

Good idea !

MetaMan 11-27-2003 03:49 PM

lol wtf are u doing an 18 y/o!? shave those dreads and women your own age will want you,

any young girls who go out with older guys are4 usually crack hoes, or live in a trailer.

where did u meet her? in the justim timberlake chatroom on aol? :1orglaugh

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
First of all, you are a damn pimp to have an 18yr old wanting to show you off to the parents!
That is why they voted me Real Pimp of the Year at the Players Ball 2000 !

StuartD 11-27-2003 03:50 PM

I thought you've already met your sisters parents?

heh, sorry... couldn't resist :glugglug

WiredGuy 11-27-2003 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !
Her dad is going to probably kill you, I can't see any good way out of this !

WG

myjah 11-27-2003 03:51 PM

be safe. bring flowers

WiredGuy 11-27-2003 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
That is why they voted me Real Pimp of the Year at the Players Ball 2000 !
I'd open with that to her parents :)
WG

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus



Well.. if she asked for you to meet her parents, then it shouldnt be a big deal.. im sure if she thought her parents would disapprove or whatever, she would not ask you to meet them.. bring a bottle of wine for her parents.. and some roses for her mom

Don't you think roses are a little to much............. but good advice !

Rico 11-27-2003 03:52 PM

Well, what are her parents like?
What is she like?

Once you kinda get a feel or idea of what they are like, the gesture will be easier to accomplish...

i.e. wine, whiskey (glenfiddich), food, decoration, etc...

Usually alcohol is a good gesture, but if they don't drink, lol, or they are real prudes, then I suggest a pie.

Or some eggnogg, almost Xmas and all...

Or maybe a blow up doll...

hmmm, maybe not.

:)

DrGuile 11-27-2003 03:53 PM

I hear you have been locked out of Canada. True?

I hear all the mother's of 18 year old breathing a deep sight of relief ;p

Ice 11-27-2003 03:53 PM

Show them your website and let them know that their daughter is next :Graucho

Princess Ellisa 11-27-2003 03:53 PM

How are you dating a girl half your age Dugmor?


LoL Good job buddy ;) that is a special talent.

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Platinum Ellisa


Still a nice gesture if you give the wine to her parents and just bring her a lil' bouquet of carnations or some chocolate.

Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !

Melvin the Dude 11-27-2003 03:53 PM

Can't wait to hear the story of how this went when Dugmor gets back online later!


The look on her dads face is gonna be a Kodak moment for sure!

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bake a cake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.

You should be set to go bro :winkwink:

Thanks dude !

But I can't bake and they dreads are not coming off for anyone !

Jman 11-27-2003 03:55 PM

Dugmor,

After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

I do not for see any problems at all if you apply what you have learn threw those years, French Charm will get you anywhere :thumbsup

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
lol wtf are u doing an 18 y/o!? shave those dreads and women your own age will want you,

any young girls who go out with older guys are4 usually crack hoes, or live in a trailer.

where did u meet her? in the justim timberlake chatroom on aol? :1orglaugh

It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
I thought you've already met your sisters parents?

heh, sorry... couldn't resist :glugglug

That does'nt make sense !

Melvin the Dude 11-27-2003 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor


Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !



Go to a nice supermarket, most of them have a Floral Department in them nowadays. Pick up an arrangement from the Floral Cooler Box (roses is WAY too much, go with something appropriate to display on the table). You can also pick up a half-decent box of chocolates while your'e there too.

berg.the.red 11-27-2003 03:57 PM

`specailly if dad's already seen the web site ...

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy


Her dad is going to probably kill you, I can't see any good way out of this !

WG

I have seen pics of her Dad ( I made sure before I agreed to meet him ) so I think I can kick his ass !

I have'nt beat up a girls Dad in a while !

twistyneck 11-27-2003 03:58 PM

You a pothead Focker?

MetaMan 11-27-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor


It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

well on a serious note.
i think just be as polite as possible because her parents are going into this with a pre conceived notion that you are a dirty on man DOM (which u probly are :winkwink:)

so id just be polite, i dont know if id bring a bottle of wine, they may think u r trying to get their daughter drunk.

bring a tasty ass cake, nothing says stop think im old enough to be your moms brother like a cake. :thumbsup

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
be safe. bring flowers
Roses are Carnations ???

WiredGuy 11-27-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
It does'nt matter what chat room I met her in !

She seems like a nice girl, I don't think she lives in a trailer or smokes crack !

She's actually very attractive and really nice. Great score Dugmor.
WG

Dugmor 11-27-2003 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ravinwall
Well, what are her parents like?
What is she like?


:)

I never met her parents !

You met her in LA !


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