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Dugmor 11-27-2003 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Dugmor,

After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

I do not for see any problems at all if you apply what you have learn threw those years, French Charm will get you anywhere :thumbsup

Dude ! I paid for all the sex I got in Montreal ! ............ I paid people to translate so I did'nt pick up a word !

I took advantage of the poor French when I was there !

Princess Ellisa 11-27-2003 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor


Dammit ............. I should have posted this earlier ! Where am I going to find carnations and chocolate !

7 11 dude or any convenience store. The prices will be totally jacked up but u can do it.... or those road side flower vendors they are always around on holidays...failing that I think there were some nice flowers planted not far from the double tree ;)

Dugmor 11-27-2003 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by MetaMan


well on a serious note.
i think just be as polite as possible because her parents are going into this with a pre conceived notion that you are a dirty on man DOM (which u probly are :winkwink:)


I AM a dirtly old man !

Dugmor 11-27-2003 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Platinum Ellisa


7 11 dude or any convenience store. The prices will be totally jacked up but u can do it.... or those road side flower vendors they are always around on holidays...failing that I think there were some nice flowers planted not far from the double tree ;)

Ok .. I am on the 3rd Street Promanade in Santa Monica. So it I can find something !

Wish me luck !

This is a new experience for me !

directfiesta 11-27-2003 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor


Ok .. I am on the 3rd Street Promanade in Santa Monica. So it I can find something !


You could have done " a reality date" live on the net... I would have paid to see what is going to happen...

Dwreck 11-27-2003 04:09 PM

Post a pic Dugmor. I bet she is just hot!

skillfull 11-27-2003 04:16 PM

i only have to say
good luck ;)

Kenny B! 11-27-2003 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Dugmor,

After being in Montreal for 4 years even if you did not pick up the french language you have the charme of a frenchmen.

French Charm will get you anywhere :thumbsup

Ah the charm of a Frenchman... So you advise him to bring a carton of Export A green for the mom, a case of Labatte Bleu for the dad???

stocktrader23 11-27-2003 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Go to barber shop, cut off the dreads.

Buy a Armani suit on SM shopping promenade.

Flowers for the young lady and Bukkake for the mom.

Bottle of Scotch for the old man.


:eek7

wdsguy 11-27-2003 04:24 PM

Do the fishhook in front of her parents

Head 11-27-2003 04:30 PM

That's no problem! Get a nice Chianti; it's not that expensive and it will show them you have class.
For a dinner topic tell them when you guys get married you want to adopt a 17 yr old Koreon girl. they'll love you for that!
That will quiet the whole dinner table!

Yakuza 11-27-2003 04:38 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !


What should I do ?

u r fucked..
good luck! :thumbsup

Sosa 11-27-2003 04:51 PM

Dugmore is a P.I.M.P.

JohnnyUtah 11-27-2003 05:05 PM

Dugmor is a natural charmer...
Your gonna do great im sure:thumbsup

Melvin the Dude 11-29-2003 07:01 PM

So, what happened !?!??!? :Graucho

Sosa 11-29-2003 07:11 PM

I'm wondering also lol. How'd it go?

BlackCrayon 11-29-2003 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
So, what happened !?!??!? :Graucho
haha, im wondering myself. im willing to bet the dad wouldn't care much about how old Dugmor is or possibly what he does. often girls who go for guys much older than them didn't get much attention from their fathers growing up. of course i could be very wrong but hey i love generalizations.

Dugmor 11-29-2003 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude
So, what happened !?!??!? :Graucho
I bought some pie's ( Pecan and Apple ) I did'nt want to get alcohol because I did'nt know if her parents drink. The drinking age in Cali is 21 so I did'nt think it would be right to show up with any alcohol.

It turns out with was one of the memorable Thanksgiving dinner experiences I ever had. The only other that comes to mind is when I spent Thanksgiving dinner with a Morman family.

Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter and plans to fly to meet her. I guess we did'nt even need to talk to understand that we both had something in common. He smokes and even offered me a beer. ( I declined ) I did'nt want to get smashed and say anything stupid.

After dinner I went on a triple movie date with some of her friends. I loved that !

The next day I went on one of the best dates in my life. Disneyland. I had to admit I felt a little stupid not knowing all the Disney characters. To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !

Melvin the Dude 11-29-2003 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter





WHOA!

:eek2 :Graucho :eek2 :Graucho

BlackCrayon 11-29-2003 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by Melvin the Dude





WHOA!

:eek2 :Graucho :eek2 :Graucho

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WiredGuy 11-29-2003 09:04 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
The next day I went on one of the best dates in my life. Disneyland. I had to admit I felt a little stupid not knowing all the Disney characters. To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !
Sounds like someone is following in Easton's footsteps in meeting that special girl :)

WG

Chris 11-29-2003 09:05 PM

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Originally posted by BlackCrayon

http://www.adena.com/adena/mo/chgoto.jpg




:1orglaugh

Chris 11-29-2003 09:06 PM

I think our dugmor is no longer a pimp. It seems he has started to get feelings for this girl with petite hands and see's firworks when he kisses her ..



:( R.i.P Playa

Dugmor 11-29-2003 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


Sounds like someone is following in Easton's footsteps in meeting that special girl :)

WG

What do you mean ? What happened to Easton ?

GTS Mark 11-29-2003 09:07 PM

I doubt Dugmor has any trouble picking up women. Don't change anything Dug you're the man! :thumbsup

DH

Dugmor 11-29-2003 09:08 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
I think our dugmor is no longer a pimp. It seems he has started to get feelings for this girl with petite hands and see's firworks when he kisses her ..



:( R.i.P Playa

It was during the 11:00 p.m. showing of Fantasia.............amazing show !

Furious_Female 11-29-2003 09:08 PM

:glugglug

Dugmor 11-29-2003 09:09 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
I doubt Dugmor has any trouble picking up women. Don't change anything Dug you're the man! :thumbsup

DH

Thanks dude !

escorpio 11-29-2003 09:47 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
.

Her Dad was really cool ........ he in fact has an online girlfriend who is even younger than his daughter

I'm going to start chatting online!:Graucho

Sosa 11-29-2003 10:02 PM

Disney movies always gets em :thumbsup

evilpavel 11-29-2003 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !


What should I do ?

and you are 57???
this will be a problem ;))))

brizzad 11-29-2003 10:54 PM

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Originally posted by Dugmor



Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !


you should tap her mom after dinner

Mr Pheer 11-30-2003 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by Dugmor
To feel her petite hand in mine was something I could never explain and the first time my lips touched hers was like seeing fireworks !
WTF?!

Someone stick a fork in this guy, cause he is definately done.

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 05:00 AM

$8000 To The Hero Who Brings This Retard Out Of Our World And Into Whatever Rotten Place God Has In Store For Assholes. :Graucho

zentz 11-30-2003 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
I am going to go eat Thanksgiving dinner over some girls house and it will be the first time I meet her parents !

Honestly I have'nt had to meet some girls parents in years !

Since it is Thanksgiving dinner I figured it would be a nice jesture to bring a bottle of wine or something............ the problem is she is only 18 ! So I see that as kind of a problem !


What should I do ?

do not go there dude, i am warning you....

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 06:19 AM

Pothead!!!

BlueFly 11-30-2003 06:22 AM

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Originally posted by Dugmor



Older than that ! Her dad is almost my age !

wear a bullet proof vest. It can't be worse that when I met my wifes family... They are Mormon. I had to spend a week at their house getting hammered on religion.

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 06:33 AM

:mad: :(

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 06:39 AM

Hahah.

Tobcisab 11-30-2003 06:40 AM

Slut.


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