GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=139202)

archer 06-02-2003 09:27 AM

what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?
 
what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?

i saw one on this geeky looky guy... it was on the back of his neck right where the shirt collar goes. It was a flying bright orange pumpkin with a simling face and pair of black bat wings... now that was a goofy tattoo

DarkBob 06-02-2003 09:29 AM

that doesn't sound that bad to me

gothweb 06-02-2003 09:29 AM

I'm so spooky, I pee darkness.

DarkBob 06-02-2003 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
I'm so spooky, I pee darkness.
That's pretty damn spooky

archer 06-02-2003 09:35 AM

oh come on.... a flying pumpkin tattoo is not stupid?

sooo... give a better example of a stupid tattoo

Vox 06-02-2003 09:37 AM

Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.

kaylacam 06-02-2003 09:37 AM

I have seen guys with their own name tattooed on their foreheads...is it a gang thing?

chaffer 06-02-2003 09:38 AM

Barb wire on a dude how fucking dumb is that

[Labret] 06-02-2003 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vox
Anyone who gets a Taz tattoo.
amen.

barb wire arm bands

99% of all neo-tribal

rocki 06-02-2003 09:39 AM

i know a girl that has her name tatoo'd across her lower back... guess her man won't forget what name to call out while banging her from behind hehe

ryph 06-02-2003 09:39 AM

I've seen some guy and his "best friend" tatoo each others names on the arm with a "best buds 4 lyfe" thing going.

cj-design 06-02-2003 09:43 AM

Dont know if anyone heard about some guy who had a tatoo done on his arm in chinese lettering.

It said something like "I'm a silly boy" or something - stupid twat, he's getting it removed after chinese girls starting laffing at him :1orglaugh

Lee 06-02-2003 09:44 AM

What about the guy who had a "W" on each asscheek so that when he bent over it said WOW.











Skulks off to the corner having come out with an old one :disgust

Cassie 06-02-2003 09:44 AM

i was getting my manicure when this woman comes in wearing a skirt and she had this half tat on her leg.

it looked like it was suppose to be roses on a vine. i think the artist really screwed up cause it turned out like a real mess. the kicker, it was only on the outter half part of the middle of her calf! like hello! if you are gonna get a tat, at least do it all the way around or dont do it at all. and certainly dont do it on your calf if youre a woman. very tacky!

Sassyass 06-02-2003 09:54 AM

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_43.jpeg
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_252.jpeg
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_59.jpeg
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_240.jpeg
MOM???
http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_107.jpeg

Easton 06-02-2003 10:00 AM

we shot a girl recently who had her REAL name tattooed across her lower back

it was easy to make fun of her in the shoot: "is that so when guys are taking turns fucking you in the ass, they can at least get your name right?"

ahhh... the memories

now if i only i could remember what her name was... ROTF

Lee 06-02-2003 10:28 AM

Probably the same chick that Rocki knows above

Reak 06-02-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_252.jpeg

Hot Dude :thumbsup

escorpio 06-02-2003 10:32 AM

In the late 70's I knew a guy who tattooed "Foghat" on his forearm.

escorpio 06-02-2003 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sassyass

http://www.ratemyink.com/images/ul/ink_252.jpeg

Cuz chicks dig it!

FillmoreSlim 06-02-2003 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by archer
what's the stupidest tattoo you've ever seen?
barcode

bar none.

MattO 06-02-2003 10:40 AM

I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

Cassie 06-02-2003 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that is hilarious!

Indeed 06-02-2003 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
I know a guy who went to get "HOMICIDE" tattoo'd across the knuckles of both hands.
He didn't know how to spell it right so now one hand says "HOMO" and the other says "CIDE".
He still has no clue to this day.

I don't believe it :1orglaugh

mastamindz 06-02-2003 10:51 AM

The stupidest tattoo? Probobly the one I have on my wrist due to an artist who doesnt know how to fucking fade ink! Now I have to get the fucker lasered off this summer.

Reak 06-02-2003 10:52 AM

I Saw some dude walk around with -> I`m A Little Bunny
well itst that fucking weird?

loverboy 06-02-2003 11:06 AM

hmmm....

AC Tracey 06-02-2003 11:22 AM

I knew a guy that had two really silly tattoos. One was a toe tag around his right toe. Another was a rat riding a dirt bike across his chest with dirt tattoo'd all around it. lol. It was soooooo funny.

-AC Tracey

NBDesign 06-02-2003 11:26 AM

I have a few I wish I never got. :1orglaugh

GrimShawn 06-02-2003 11:27 AM

People who get there own name.. dumb

People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

Guys with barbwire.....dumb

Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

Here is part of one of mine

http://www.maxhardcore.com/shawn/tat.jpg


I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm

Cassie 06-02-2003 11:29 AM

i know a woman who has a sun tat on her arm, a tiny bear tat on the inside of her calf (looks like a dirt smudge) and a clover on her toe (definitely looks like dirt!).

Easton 06-02-2003 11:31 AM

Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

i love it! :1orglaugh

ps: love the new banner!

AmeliaG 06-02-2003 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GrimShawn
People who get there own name.. dumb

People who get a BF/GF name.... dumb

Guys with barbwire.....dumb

Anyone with Taz or a looney tune...dumb

Anyone with something not orginal...dumb

Here is part of one of mine

http://www.maxhardcore.com/shawn/tat.jpg


I can post the rest if you want. It's all based on horror movies and books, all black and white, over 65 hours of work on half my arm


That's nice!

AmeliaG 06-02-2003 11:39 AM

On topic: One of my models for http://www.gothicsluts.com/ wanted to get the word evil tattooed on her back. Only her tattoo artist was very talented but also thought he was her boyfriend, despite her repeated claims to other people that he was not. So he tattooed his name super-dark and deep instead of EVIL and she didn't know it until he was done. So she grew her hair long and now does not let anyone photograph her back.

Moral of story: Never get a free tattoo in a place you can't see from someone who wants to own you who you don't want to own you.

MetaMan 06-02-2003 11:42 AM

some guy i knew got all of his friends name on his arm just like 2pac has it. now THAT is dum

LeeNoga 06-02-2003 11:43 AM

I dunno if "stupid" tattoo's are the problem or the ones that are not to scale or porpotion to where they had the ink done.

Large women are beautiful women but saw this one who was 300+, get a teenie little inked string rose vine around her ankle, it looked out of place for the size of her calf and ankle.

Nutter' thing stupid is to just cluster fuck a bunch of tattoo's in the same area going every which way with no theme going on.

I love tats but some folk'n should do them in scale or porportion or have a plan, otherwise not do it at all.

Jakke PNG 06-02-2003 11:49 AM

Anything small on a big man. Like me, 300lbs or so.. it would look so gay if I had something small tattooed anywhere. :2 cents:

evildick 06-02-2003 11:56 AM

Worst tattoos hands down:

http://weirdal.0catch.com/tattoo.html

Not only does he have a Weird Al tattoo, he also has tattoos of the rest of the guys from Weird Al's band.

GrimShawn 06-02-2003 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Easton
Shawn, you're gonna scare my doorman with those bro... LOL

i love it! :1orglaugh

ps: love the new banner!

Easton I'll have my shirt on lol, i'm not gonna walk up all naked lol

That's your job

Marissa 06-02-2003 12:17 PM

For all the YES fans out there I know this guy that has a tattoo of something that looks like a tuning fork on his arm. Its from one of the YES album covers. :1orglaugh


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 09:47 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123